Movie Quotes for 3+Hommes+Et+Un+Couffin

[first lines]
Jérôme Maison: [voice over narration] For almost a year now we have
  been living here in Antarctica. Lost and almost forgotten on the
  edge of a vast continent.

[last lines]
Jérôme Maison: [voice over narration] We can only imagine how hard it
  will be to return and become ordinary citizens again after all this
  time spent as the emperors subjects.

Ryan Evans: [counting as everybody does the dance moves] And 1 and 2
  and 3 and 4 and...
[getting to Jason, who is doing a sort of weird arm swirly thing
  instead of the dance moves]
Ryan Evans: What are you doing? 7 and 8 and - I like it!

[Strong Bad as Dangeresque meets Bubs as Baron Darin Diamonicle, who
  is being held prisoner in Brainblow City Prison]
Bubs: Danger-skew!
Strong Bad: Listen, Diamonicle, I know you have a grudge against me
  for locking you up in this joint, but I need to break into some
  scumbag kidnappers hideout, and you are gonna help me!
Bubs: Relax. Turns out prisons the best thing that ever happened to
  me. Getting shivved repeatedly in the yard really puts things into
  perspective. Im a new man!
Strong Bad: Are you sure? I was kind of looking forward to locking
  you in a cell and beating the answers out of you. I mean a crooked
  cops gotta stay bent, right?
Bubs: [displaying a can of Bull Honkey Sport] If you want, you can
  crack me over the head with this bottle of Bull Honkey Sport. Only
  .99 a bottle. Its like sweatin on the inside!
Strong Bad: [annoyed] Hey, I told you, no product placement!

[first lines]
Strong Bad: [waking up from sleeping with his head on the computer
  desk] Wha-hwoa? Oh, yeah, right. Reply to all... [he types the
  following on the Lappys screen:] Dear all the annoying morons that
  have been bugging me about it for four and a half years... Yes, I
  finally finished Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, so you can
  all EAT IT! The critics are stark raving, "A dastardly masterly
  masterwork of cinemagic wonder."... "More special effects than a
  Jessica Tandy joint!"... "They may give you the whole tub of
  popcorn, but youll only need the edge!" Tickets are selling for
  like 0 a piece! Everybody whos anybody that gives me a hundred
  bucks is going to be there! [he stops typing]
Strong Bad: Oh, crap! Im late for the premiere! [he leaves the
  computer room, taking a videotape with him and goes into the
  basement]

Charlie Prince: [giving a toast] Heres to the four we lost in
  battle. And heres to the boss, who had to say goodbye to Tommy
  Darden today. And thats too bad.
Ben Wade: Proverbs 13:3. "He that keepeth his mouth, keepeth his
  life. He that opens his lips too wide shall bring on his own
  destruction".
Charlie Prince: Amen.
Ben Wade: Tommy was weak. Tommy was stupid. Tommy is dead.
Charlie Prince: Id drink to that.

So and So: [arriving at Momkins door to babysit Tompkins and
  Timkins] Hello Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmomerson. I know Im 3 hours
  early, but I wanted to...
Momkins: Listen, Ill be at a place until a time. My cell phone
  number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff. Whats poison
  control? Punch Tompkins in the gut. Good luck. [she then hurries
  out the door]
Strong Bad: [offscreen] She gone!

Ben Wade: So, boys - where we headed?
Byron McElroy: Taking you to the 3:10 to Yuma day after tomorrow.
Tucker: Shouldnt have told him that.
Ben Wade: Relax, friend. Now if we get separated, Ill know where to
  meet up.

Dan Evans: What time is it?
Ticket Clerk: About ten past three.
Dan Evans: Wheres the 3:10 to Yuma?
Ticket Clerk: Running late, I suppose.
Ben Wade: Goddamn trains. Never can rely on em, huh?

[Justforkix sees Asterix and Obelix after an intense and - to him -
  frightening 3 days of training]
Justforkix: No! Please! [Hides behind Impedimenta] Do *not* leave me
  alone with them!
Abraracourcix: [To Asterix and Obelix] Ooh, is THAT what you call
  "fantastic", "great" progress? I gave you a mission to make a man
  of him!
[Asterix and Obelix look ashamed]
Justforkix: Uh, nobody asked *me* if I *wanted* to be a man!

Sly Cooper: Looks like nobodys home. Any other ideas where the Guru
  might be?
Murray: Well, thats his hut over there. But he really doesnt hang
  out there on account of the smell.
Sly Cooper: The smell?
Murray: Its a long story. I had to apologize up and down for like a
  month before he would even speak to me again.
Sly Cooper: What did you do?
Murray: The unspeakable, Sly. The un-speakable!
Sly Cooper: Ummm... well, thanks for speaking of it.

Madhvi Sharma: I dont know what has happened to journalism.
Vinayak Mane: Who told you that you are a journalist? This is what
  you write in the page 3 column isnt it? Who went in whose party,
  with whom who went... And with whom who came back... What one wore,
  ate and drank what... And what one didnt wear. Miss Madhavi
  Sharma, this is called entertainment, not journalism.

Jocelyn Jee: 1, 2, 3 Kru Shall in the house, yeah, yeah, yeah, squeek
  like a mouse!
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson, Jocelyn Jee: Well be stepping into
  the club and now everybody loves us cos they wanna be our mates! We
  dont drink wine, we party all the time and we profile with our
  mates!
Ninia Benjamin: But theyre not the mates that we met in the club!
Tameka Empson: Why not?
Jocelyn Jee: Why not!?
Ninia Benjamin: Because theyre not dumb.
Tameka Empson: Because theyre not sexy.
Jocelyn Jee: Because theyre not cool.
Ninia Benjamin: Why not!?
Jocelyn Jee: Why not?
Tameka Empson: Cos they aint.
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: Come on now!
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: Say what!?
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: Hear what!?
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: One time!
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: Come on now!
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Jocelyn Jee: Say what!?
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall.
Ninia Benjamin, Tameka Empson: Kru Shall!

Chuck the Janitor: Flunking out? I wouldnt worry about it. Could be
  the best thing that ever happened to you. I used to pay ,000 a
  year to go here, then I flunked out. Now they pay me ,000 a year
  to come here. Who do you think got the last laugh there? [a student
  bursts in and vomits all over. Chuck grabs mop] Chucks time to
  shine.

Bam Margera: "Fuck You 3", take one.
Brandon Dicamillo: Yo yo, whats up? Listen, I hope youre doing
  good. [Pirate voice] Aaargh! And I want to tell ya about the
  video... Its got lots of bad things in it, like shits and
  pussy-wussies! [Normal voice] But you wont want to miss out on-
  [Bam slaps Brandon; Brandon changes to informative voice] Yes, the
  video youre about to see contains horrible things. Things that
  will make you not succeed in life, and at school. Youll do bad
  forever. [British accent] Right, and youll fucking see some other
  bullshit that they wont want you to see. But when you do see it,
  youll be fucking happy they did! [Sportscaster voice] Oh, brings
  it around the back of the video! Looks like he doesnt wanna watch
  it, cause theres lots of warnings! He tucks it in, and he
  SCOOOOOOORES! [Bam slaps Brandon again; switches back to
  informative voice again] Yes, so pay attention and dont do this at
  home! Cause if you do, youll pay the consequences! Thats right.

James: [on a beam miles from the ground] How long do you think it
  will take to go down?
Meowth: About 3 seconds if we jump

Randy: Told ya Id make a movie someday, huh?
Sidney: Oh my god.
Randy: Well, if youre watching this tape, it means as I feared. I
  did not survive these killings here at Windsor College. And that
  giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was
  probably not a good idea.
Dewey: Karen Kolchec?
Randy: Yes, Karen Kolchec.
Dewey: Creepy Karen?
Randy: Shut up. Shes a sweet person, okay? We were working late. We
  were putting away some videos in the porno section and ya know,
  shit happens.
paul: [Knocking in background] Open the door Randy.
Randy: 15 minutes.
paul: Its my room too.
Randy: Paul, 15 minutes. Im leaving my legacy. [knocking continues]
  15 minutes Paul. Damn! Anyway, the reason I am here is to help you
  so that my death will not be in vain; That my lifes work will save
  some other poor soul from getting mutilated. If this killer does
  come back and hes for real, there are a few things that you gotta
  remember. Is this simply another sequel? Well if it is, same rules
  apply. But-heres the critical thing-if you find yourself dealing
  with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition,
  then the sequel rules DO NOT apply. Because you are not dealing
  with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a
  trilogy.
Dewey: Trilogy?
Randy: Thats right, its a rarity in the horror field but it does
  exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true
  trilogies are all about going back to the beginning and discovering
  something that wasnt true from the get go. Godfather, Jedi, all
  revealed something that we thought was true that wasnt true. So if
  it is a trilogy you are dealing with, here are some super trilogy
  rules: 1. You got a killer whos going to be super human. Stabbing
  him wont work. Shooting him wont work. Basically in the third one
  you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow
  him up. 2. Anyone including the main character can die. This means
  you Syd. Im sorry. Its the final chapter. It could be fucking
  Reservoir Dogs by the time this thing is through. Number 3. The
  past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you
  know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins
  you think were committed in the past are about to break out and
  destroy you. So in closing, let me say good luck, god speed, and
  for some of you, Ill see you soon. Cause the rules say some of
  you aint gonna make it. I didnt, not if youre watching this
  tape.

Michèle: Le nom brodé sur les tabliers de lécole, cest comme un
  stigmate.

Statler: Oh, no, its that bear again.
Waldorf: Hey, bear, youre not even funny in 3-D! [they laugh]
Fozzie Bear: Oh, no, not you guys. Howd you get here?
Statler: We entered a contest.
Waldorf: Yeah, and we lost.

[first lines]
Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?
Waldorf: Oh, its one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your
  glasses.
[Statler does so]
Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the
  Goofy mask.
Waldorf: Thats no mask.
Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!

Benson: Saturn 3. When they want to give the Solar System -
Adam: - give the Solar System an enema, thats where they stick the
  tube in. Weve heard that one!

Host: Good evening and welcome to the last broadcast of our show.
  Yes, today "Un dos tres" will be finished, and since saying good
  bye is always a sad thing, We prefer to say good bye now, and not
  in the end, because this way, well be able to finish the show with
  a smile. [looking at her] Lydia...
Secretaria contable: Well, in the name of the five secretaries of the
  show, Naomi, Mari Luz, you, Kim, you, Gloria, and I, we would like
  to tell you... sorry. Sorry for all those times we didnt do our
  work very well, and somehow we dissapointed you a little. We would
  like to add now one more thing. Since the secretaries of the show,
  when it is finished, use to be forgotten quickly, we would like to
  ask you to have a little good memory of us. Thank you very much,
  and farewell.
Viuda de Poco: I would also like to say you "Thanks", thanks in the
  name of the three of us, and also in the name of so many people
  that have been with us the last six months [... ] there are so many
  its difficult to remember everybody. For the biggest part of us,
  "Un dos tres", in addition to be one step further in our future, it
  has been an unforgettable experience, for the friendship and
  tenderness that were always there, in the team. To you [the
  viewers] , I only have to tell you, thank you for being with us
  Friday after Friday, thank you.

Bisbee Marshal: Now the way I figure it, the faster we get him out of
  here, the safer.
Alex Potter, town drunk: Thats right! Well outsmart em every step!
  Well outsmart em!
Bisbee Marshal: We only got two, three hours head start. Theyll
  probably figure were going to take him to For Huachuca and turn
  him in there.
Alex Potter, town drunk: Sure they will!
Bisbee Marshal: And if they dont figure that, theyll figure weve
  taken him to Benson.
Alex Potter, town drunk: Thats a fact!
Bisbee Marshal: And if they dont figure that, then theyll figure
  weve taken him to Contention City and put him on the 3:10 to Yuma.

Ryder: We all owe God a debt!
Walter Garber: Thats not true Ryder!

Sullivan: Are there any other boys living in this building?
Lisa: No, Jake was it... Why?