Movie Quotes for 17+Fois+Cécile+Cassard

Mike O Donnell: I had the craziest dream. I was 17. I was back in
  high school. It was terrible. Mmmm. Scar.
Maggie ODonnell: Scar? I dont see a scar. Look i know why you
  didnt want me to be with Stan. Its because you wanted me. [Mike
  bolts straight up and falls to the floor] .
Maggie ODonnell: Oh! You wanna play games? I can play games.
Mike O Donnell: Nononononono...
Maggie ODonnell: Im a hungry lioness, and your a baby gizell
Mike O Donnell: [Mike gets chased around the room by Maggie]
  MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie... nononononononono...
Mike O Donnell: If you only knew how inappropriate and disfunctional
  this is. Stop it okay.
Mike O Donnell: Maggie, Im not the person. Im not the person that
  you think I am.
Maggie ODonnell: Youre right. Youre not. Youre good. Youre not
  like the others.
Mike O Donnell: [Starting to hyperventilate] Not like the others.
  Im very, very different. So different in fact that you and I could
  never, never ever ever be together. Stop Maggie.
Maggie ODonnell: Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you
  confused?
Mike O Donnell: Im very confused. Yes, Im extremely confused.
Maggie ODonnell: Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is
  always perfectly quaffed and you have highlighs.
Mike O Donnell: What are you talking about?
Maggie ODonnell: I mean, dude your jeans are *really* tight.
Mike O Donnell: Im not *gay*. Im in love, Maggie. Im... Im in
  love. Ive been in love with the same girl since i was 17, Maggie.
Maggie ODonnell: Does she go to our school?
Mike O Donnell: ...No...
Mike O Donnell: Do I know her?
Mike O Donnell: ...No...
Maggie ODonnell: Tell me her name
Mike O Donnell: No, Maggie, No.
Maggie ODonnell: Okay, but you tell your girlfriend to keep a close
  eye on you.
Mike O Donnell: Sweet baby Jesus.

Oberst Von Scherbach: Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not
  alive, anyway.

[Opening narration]
Cookie: I dont know about you, but it always makes me sore when I
  see those war pictures... all about flying leathernecks and
  submarine patrols and frogmen and guerillas in the Philippines.
  What gets me is that there never w-was a movie about POWs - about
  prisoners of war. Now, my name is Clarence Harvey Cook: they call
  me Cookie. I was shot down over Magdeborg, Germany, back in 43;
  thats why I stammer a little once in a while, specially when I
  get excited. I spent two and a half years in Stalag 17. "Stalag" is
  the German word for prison camp, and number 17 was somewhere on the
  Danube. There were about 40,000 POWs there, if you bothered to
  count the Russians, and the Poles, and the Czechs. In our compound
  there were about 630 of us, all American airmen: radio operators,
  gunners, and engineers. All sergeants. Now you put 630 sergeants
  together and, oh mother, youve got yourself a situation. There was
  more fireworks shooting off around that joint... take for instance
  the story about the spy we had in our barracks...

Mike O Donnell: [When Ned finds young Mike in his house, and
  thinking its an intruder they end up fighting with light sabers] .
  Its me, Mike ODonnell, your best friend.
Mike O Donnell: [Trying to prove that Its him] . You have an
  undescended testicle.
Ned Freedman: Googlable.
Mike O Donnell: You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got
  caught.
Ned Freedman: Public records.
Mike O Donnell: You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.
Ned Freedman: Covered by the local news.

Mike O Donnell: Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to
  remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw
  you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns
  n Roses t-shirt. Id never seen anything so perfect. I remember
  thinking that I had to have you or Id die... then you whispered
  that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so
  peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what
  happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad... because
  I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I
  blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to
  do this today... but I dont want you to. But I guess... if I love
  you, I should let you move on.
[pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court]

Ned Freedman: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.
Mike O Donnell: Bedazzled with rhinestones!

Scarlets Date: [Hands Scarlet Carnations]
Mike ODonnell: He got you Carnations?... What a Douchebag.

Ned Freedman: Its a classic transformation story. Are you now or
  have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?
Mike O Donnell: I have know you since what, first grade? I think
  that maybe I would have told you!
Ned Freedman: Vampire wouldnt tell, Cyborg wouldnt know.

Mrs. Dell: Okay, today we will be continuing our discussion with
  human sexuality and us we discussed the official school policy
  "abstinence".
Mike O Donnell: Now that is very sensible! Im glad some here has
  there head screwed on straight! I think all of us should make a
  pact to abstain from sex! now whos with me? You guys come on. [the
  whole class laughs] Maggie?

Stan: [after Mikes speech about abstinence and making love, the
  girls put the free condoms back in the basket] I dont need this.
Stan: [grabs a bunch of condoms from the basket] Great, fine. more
  for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.

Scarlett ODonnell: [while fighting] I didnt ask you to marry me.
Mike ODonnell: But I did.

Alex ODonnell: [introducing young mike to his mother for the first
  time] Hey mom this is Mark, Uncle Neds bastard.
Scarlett ODonnell: Wow...
Alex ODonnell: I know someone had a kid with Uncle Ned [shudders].

Mike O Donnell: [the girls are mercilessly trying to seduce him]
  Listen, girls. If you dont respect yourself, how do you expect
  others to respect you?
Nicole: Dont respect me.
Jaime: No! Dont respect *me*.
Samantha: You dont even have to remember my name!
Nicole: [In shock] Okay, wow.
Jaime: Yeah, thats like, *really* slutty.

Ned Gold: [looks at mikes clothes] What are you wearing?
Mike O Donnell: This is cool. This is hip. Theres a picture of
  Kevin Federline wearing the exact same thing.
Mike O Donnell: What are you wearing? Youre supposed to show up
  like a dad, you look like Clay Aiken!
Ned Gold: Leave him out of this.

Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike ODonnell: I do not look like a *douche*.
Guy from School: [in background referring to Mike ODonnell] What a
  douche.

Scarlett ODonnell: Wait, I need to smell him...

Ned Freedman: I got you a little present. Dont worry about the cost.
Mike ODonnell: [opens small box] Oh. A whistle.
Ned Freedman: Dont blow it. Play big!

Mike O Donnell: Oh sweet baby Jesus!

Alex ODonnell: [In the school restroom] Uh... can I get a little
  help in here?
Mike O Donnell: Alex?
Mike O Donnell: How did this? Who did this to you?
Alex ODonnell: The basketball team.
Alex ODonnell: But why? Youre one of them, youre popular.
Alex ODonnell: Look this is kinda personal and I dont know you.
Alex ODonnell: Im sorry, Im Mark Gold, your uncle Neds kid. I
  just stared here.
Alex ODonnell: Oh... cool... cool. Yeah Id shake your hand, but
  its taped in my ass.

[from trailer]
Ned Freedman: What are you eating?
Mike O Donnell: I dont even know, all I know is that Im hungry...
[squrits Cheez-Whiz into his mouth]... *all* the time.

Ned Freedman: I think our hands just made a baby.

Maggie ODonnell: Youre different then the other guys!
Mike O Donnell: [hyperventilating] Yes, yes, very very different! So
  different that we could never ever ever be togother!
Maggie ODonnell: [sits down] Oh, are you confused?
Mike O Donnell: Well... yes I am very confused right now!
Maggie ODonnell: Oh, I get it. I should have known I mean your hair
  is always so sculpted and dude, your pants are really tight!
Mike O Donnell: ...Im not gay!

Mike O Donnell: [after being transformed] Come on, man! Dont you
  ever wanna go back and do high school again?
Ned Freedman: No. Im rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet
  today!

Mike ODonnell: [finds out that Scarlett is re-doing their yard] The
  divorce isnt final for another two weeks, so you have no right.
Scarlett ODonnell: Really? I spent the last 18 years of my life
  listening to you whine about what you could have done without me
  and I have no right?
Mike ODonnell: Its just that I put a lot of work in this yard.
Scarlett ODonnell: Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the
  way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it
  and then you spent the next two days complaining about how " If you
  had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to
  do it."
Mike ODonnell: I dont think it was a whole two days...
Scarlett ODonnell: What about the hammock over here?
Mike ODonnell: Yeah...
Scarlett ODonnell: Yeah, I think you quit that one because you just
  decided not try anymore.

Mike O Donnell: Alex, what happened at the tryouts? How did it go?
Alex ODonnell: It was good, Mark had a great tryout he played great.
Mike O Donnell: Yeah.
Alex ODonnell: And so did I, I made the team!
Scarlett ODonnell: Oh, thats great Im so proud of you! [hugs Alex]
Mike O Donnell: [joins them] You looked great out there.
Scarlett ODonnell: Oh Mark thats super inappropriate.