Movie Quotes for 11+Commandements,+Les

Narrator: As Bush sat in that Florida classroom, was he wondering if
  maybe he should have shown up to work more often? Should he have
  held at least one meeting since taking office to discuss the threat
  of terrorism with his head of counter terrorism? Or maybe Mr. Bush
  was wondering why he had cut terrorism funding from the FBI. Or
  perhaps he just should have read the security briefing that was
  given to him on August 6, 2001 that said that Osama bin Laden was
  planning to attack America by hijacking airplanes. Or maybe he
  wasnt worried about the terrorist threat because the title of the
  report was too vague.
[cut to 9/11 Commission hearing, where Condoleeza Rice is testifying]
Condoleezza Rice: I believe the title of the report was Bin Laden
  Determined to Attack Inside the United States.
Narrator: A report like that might make some men jump, but as in days
  passed, George W. just went fishing. As the minutes went by, George
  Bush continued to sit in the classroom. Was he thinking, "Ive been
  hanging out with the wrong crowd. Which one of them screwed me? Was
  it the man my daddys friends delivered a lot of weapons to? Was it
  that group of religious fundamentalists who visited my state when I
  was governor? Or was it the Saudis? Damn, it was them."
[an image of Saddam Hussein appears onscreen]
Narrator: [as George W. Bush] I think I better blame it on this guy.

Richard Clarke: [referring to the Bush Administration] They put only
  11,000 troops into Afghanistan. There are more police here in
  Manhattan. More in Manhattan than there are U.S. Troops in
  Afghanistan. The president botched the response. He should have
  gone after bin Laden. The U.S. Special Forces didnt get into the
  area where bin Laden was for two months!

Michèle: Le nom brodé sur les tabliers de lécole, cest comme un
  stigmate.

Les Feldick: All across the country, you know what "BUT" means...”The
  Flip side"!

Les Patterson: Hey, Nev, where were you when the shit hit the fan,
  dickhead?

Asti: Give me back the lens or Ill bitch-slap you with my
  lightsabre!

Tim: In the future people stop having sex? Kill me now.

Fred: I am called Fred but you can call me... for help!

"Kirk", a CIA operative: How do you win a "Law and Orderly" war?
John ONeill: You dont.

Tatave: Our Father which art in heaven, stay up there because here
  below, what a shambles !

Jean-Pierre: Why do we comply with orders ?

Obélix: [Obelix has just loaded an enormous stone into Justforkixs
  charriot as a going away present] You can keep on training with it
  back home, if you want. If you try to lift it every day, Im sure
  youll make it.
Justforkix: Yeah... I dont think so. Its impossible.
Obélix: How can you know its impossible if you dont try?

Kirk: War is about killing the enemy and destroying his property.
  Its not about sittin around a conference room coverin your own
  asses!

Jai Mittal: The speedometer shows 120 not for show... the car goes
  upto there too.

Olaf: [Abba was posing as a man to get onboard the viking longboat,
  but the vikings discovered her true identity. She has just made a
  lengthy speech to the all male crew about how women should have all
  the rights of men] Who is this new guy?
Timandahaf: Thats my daughter, cod brain!
Olaf: Your daughters a man?

Gwendolyn Briley-Strand: Did that person have so much faith that he
  knew God would catch him, or was he so afraid to experience the end
  up there? Thats something Ill never know, because that happened
  to him.

Guy: [to Bruno, whose thighs are scratched and bleeding] You looks
  like youve your periods !
Bruno: What is it ?
Guy: Well, girls pass blood once a month.
Bruno: Disgusting...
Guy: Its in the nature of things. And it doesnt prevent falling in
  love.

Jean-Pierre: [about his twenty years old brother, sent on the battle
  front] He never kissed a girl, and he does have to make war !

Bruno: What do you like better ? Fair-haired or dark-haired girls ?
Guy: Red-haired. Like you !

Guy: [to Eric] Dont be pigheaded !

Tatave: I failed my GCSE at the first attempt !

[Abba has been told shes going to marry Olaf; the Vikings are
  dragging her and Justforkix away from each other]
Abba: Justforkix! No!
Justforkix: Abba! Dont worry, Abba, Ill take care of this - [tries
  to sound important] As the Champion of F -
Justforkix: [gets hit on the head with a club]

Colonel Raymond Malik: [regarding Ramzi Yousef] What do you want to
  do? Point fingers, make accusations? Or do you want to protect your
  wife and arrest this animal?

Myriam: [to Patrick by mail] To grow up is to achieve our childhood
  dreams.

[Justforkix is tied to the mast on the Viking ship - he has just been
  reunited with SMS, who has flown to him from Gaul]
Abba: Hey! Cool bird! Its yours, right?
Justforkix: Uh... yeah, its... its mine alright.
Abba: Are you the Champion?
Justforkix: [trying to sound important] My name is Justforkix. Who
  are you?
Abba: Oh, yeah, sorry - Im Abba.
Justforkix: Can - can you help me?
Abba: Yeah, if I can.
[Abba sees that hes shivering - she takes off her coat, revealing
  her skimpy Vikingette dress beneath]
Justforkix: Wow!
Justforkix: [Abba wraps the coat around him] Thanks - yeah, thats
  nice. [Continues to shiver]
Abba: Are you cold?
Justforkix: N-no... Im not cold. Im... Im... afraid.
Abba: [gasps] You are so *lucky*!
Justforkix: Lucky?
Abba: To be able to fly!
Justforkix: *Fly*?
Abba: Oh, Id love to be able to fly up in the sky, and then soar
  higher and higher right up to the sun!
Justforkix: Uh...
Abba: Oh, please, teach me? Tell me your secrets?
Justforkix: Uh... if you help me get home, Ill, uh, give it a try...
Timandahaf: What is this? [to Abba] Ive told you a hundred times,
  not to talk to strangers!
Justforkix: S-s-sorry!
Timandahaf: Not *you*! *Her!*
Abba: Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage!