Movie Quotes for '60s+Pop+Rock+Reunion

Shane Gray: [Mitchie is walking, but stops when she sees Shane
  playing guitar] Cant a guy get some peace?
Mitchie Torres: Sorry. I didnt mean-sorry.
Shane Gray: You said that already.
Mitchie Torres: Sorry. I uh... was that you playing? It sounded kinda
  different.
Shane Gray: [Shane rolls his eyes] Than my usual stupid cookie cutter
  pop star stuff? Sorry to disappoint.
Mitchie Torres: [she laughs] You didnt. I liked it. I mean, it was
  good for stupid cookie cutter pop star stuff.
Shane Gray: [he smiles] Wow. You really know how to make a guy feel
  better.
Mitchie Torres: I thought you loved youre sound. You created it
  here. Youre like a Camp Rock legend.
Shane Gray: Some legend. I only play the music that the label thinks
  will sell, thats it.
Mitchie Torres: You dont think that song would sell?
Shane Gray: I dont know.
Mitchie Torres: Well, youll never know if you dont try. And by the
  way, I know of one girl that would buy that song.

Chris Rock: The number one reason people hate America, the number one
  reason is because of our religion. Americans worship money, we
  worship money. Seperate God from school, seperate God from work,
  seperate God from government but on your money it says in God we
  trust. All my life Ive been looking for God and Hes right in my
  pocket. Americans worship money, and we all go to the same church
  the church of ATM, everywhere you look theres a new branch popping
  up... remind you about how much money you got and how much money
  you dont got. And if you got less than twenty dollars the machine
  wont even talk to you. The machine is like you better go see a
  teller. You ever go to a teller and try to take out eight dollars
  and fifty cents? Oh its disgusting... oh man you gotta wait on
  that long ass line, people doing real transactions in front of you,
  you get on to the fucking front you fill out your form eight fifty.
  The fucking teller looks at it she look at you she looks at the
  check she dont even take the money out of the drawer she take it
  out of her pocket, "here you go get out of here." And heres
  something man drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open twenty
  four hours a day. Twenty four hours a day. For who? Who the fuck is
  it open for? Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four
  oclock in the morning for something positive. Shit when you press
  that machine at four oclock in the morning I think a psychiatrist
  should pop up on the screen an go "cmon man, save your money man.
  Dont buy drugs buy some rims. They spinning nigger they spinning
  they spinning nigger they spinning." Americans worship money. Shit
  you know why banks are closed on Sunday? Cos if they wasnt church
  would be empty.

Shane Gray: [Shane is singing by a canoe] Turn on that radio. As loud
  as it can go. Gonna dance until my feet cant feel the ground.
Mitchie Torres: [Mitchie walks up] So, does your voice sound better
  over here?
Shane Gray: Why dont we get in one of these things and you can tell
  me.
Mitchie Torres: [out on the lake, Mitchie is laughing, and her and
  Shane are going in circles with the canoe] Really?
Shane Gray: Yeah. It was awesome.
Mitchie Torres: [laughing] Yeah. I dont think were doing this
  right.
Shane Gray: What? You dont like going in circles?
Mitchie Torres: So, have you found youre special girl yet?
Shane Gray: Why, are you jealous?
Mitchie Torres: Jerk.
Shane Gray: Hey, being a jerk is part of the rock star image.
Mitchie Torres: Keeping up an image can be tiring.
Shane Gray: But it keeps the posers away. I never know if people are
  hanging with me for the free stuff or for the parties.
Mitchie Torres: Oh, definitely the free stuff.
Shane Gray: Funny.
Mitchie Torres: Come on, I know youre really not a jerk. I mean
  youre helping Andy with his dancing, and those screaming girls
  seem to like you.
Shane Gray: Which brings me back to the whole jealous thing.
Mitchie Torres: I take that back. You are a jerk.
Shane Gray: It must be the same for you too, huh?
Mitchie Torres: What?
Shane Gray: Because of your mom. And her job at Hot Tunes. People
  probably always fake around you.
Mitchie Torres: Uh yeah, right. Totally.
Shane Gray: You know, it’s nice talking to someone who gets it.
Mitchie Torres: Yeah. Me too.

Chris Rock: Shit, last year the NAACP had a funeral for the word
  "nigger"! Well, tonight is Easter!

[from trailer]
Connie Torres: Youre going to Camp Rock!

Chris Rock: George Bush has fucked up so bad he made it hard for a
  White man to run for president.

Jun Rocker: When youre first starting out to learn rock music...
  dont touch the Led Zeppelin.

Steve Torres: [Mr. Torres is grilling burgers] So, how was work?
Mitchie Torres: Uh, you know Barneys. We serve burgers with a Barney
  smile. So whats for dinner?
Steve Torres: Burgers.
Connie Torres: Well, our World Famous Torres burgers.
Mitchie Torres: Um, Ill pass.
Steve Torres: Okay, I cant stand it. Tell her.
Connie Torres: Well Steve she just got home.
Mitchie Torres: Tell me what?
Connie Torres: [to Steve] Okay honey, drum roll.
Mitchie Torres: Mom!
Connie Torres: Okay! Youre going to Camp Rock!
Mitchie Torres: What?
Steve Torres: She said youre going to Camp Rock!
Connie Torres: Well actually, were going. Connies Catering is going
  camping. Buisness is slow in the summer. This is a steady job and
  you get to go to camp at a discounted rate!
Mitchie Torres: Aaahhh!
Connie Torres: But you have to help out in the kitchen.
Mitchie Torres: Thank you! Thank you like a million times! [they all
  hug]

Chris Rock: Its just sad to see some white person trying to do a
  nigger-less rendition of a Dr. Dre song. Its just fuckin
  depressing.

Chris Rock: George Bush has fucked up so bad, he made it hard for a
  white man to run for president! People are like "give me a black
  man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra... anything but another
  white man! That last one fucked up my roof!"

Chris Rock: I think pretty soon people gonna be fuckin for gas. I
  think people already fuckin for gas. Some of yall in here tonight
  are fuckin for gas. Like Girl, why you with him? He filled up my
  tank.

Emilio Martinez: You cant escape the black hole of rock and roll.

Jason: Let her go, Dimitar. This is between you and me.
Dimitar: [pointing to the rock monster] No - this is between you...
  and him.

Ella: [sleepily] Mitchie?
Mitchie Torres: Um... Youre dreaming. Youre a rock princess.
Ella: Okay. I rock.

Chris Rock: Ill tell you this right now, white people in here. If
  Barack Obama wins, if you have any activity in your life that
  involves black people that is supposed to happen the day after
  election day it will not get done. Election Days a Tuesday. That
  Wednesday, dont schedule no black shit. If you gotta fly, aint
  nobody carrying your bags. You gotta carry your own shit. We got a
  black president.

Chris Rock: "Barack" man, he doesnt let his blackness sneak up on
  you. Like if his name was Bob Jones or something like that, it
  might take you two or three weeks to figure out hes a black. But
  when you hear "Barack Obama", you picture a brother with a spear,
  just standing over a dead lion. You picture the base player from
  The Commodores.

Dimitar: Earth, wind, fire and water may all come apart, but the rock
  will crush them all.

Chris Rock: [on John McCain talking about being in a POW camp] I
  dont wanna vote for nobody who got captured, I wanna vote for the
  motherfucker that got away!

Mitchie Torres: [Mitchie is looking around and walking backwards and
  she bumps into a girl] Sorry! I didnt- I didnt see you.
Tess Tyler: Obviously. [she walks away]
Caitlyn: [another girl is sitting on the stage with a laptop] Thats
  Tess Tyler, the diva of Camp Rock.
Mitchie Torres: Is she really good?
Caitlyn: Shes good at trying too hard to be good. Understandable
  because her mom is Tj Tyler.
Mitchie Torres: The Tj Tyler? Shes got like a trillion Grammys.
Caitlyn: Uh, trillion and one, I think. Hi, Im Caitlin. Camper
  today. Top selling music producer tomorrow. Check me out. [She
  plays something on her laptop]
Mitchie Torres: Cool. Im Mitchie.
Caitlyn: Hi. [a lady runs on stage]
Dee La Duke: Hi gang! Im Dee La Duke, the musical director here at
  Camp Rock.
Mitchie Torres, Caitlyn, Tess Tyler, Peggy, Ella, Lola, Sander,
  Barron, Lolas Dancer #2: Hi Dee.
Dee La Duke: Here at Camp Rock we [singing] siiinngg. So lets try
  that again.
Mitchie Torres, Caitlyn, Tess Tyler, Peggy, Ella, Lola, Sander,
  Barron, Lolas Dancer #2: [singing] Hi Dee.
Dee La Duke: Sounds good. A little pitchy in places, but well fix
  that by the Final Jam.

Chris Rock: [on John McCain] I dont need a president with a bucket
  list!

Chris Rock: [on John McCain] How you gonna make decisions about the
  future when you aint gonna be here?

Chris Rock: [in South Africa] I finally made it! Woo! Now lets hope
  I make it the fuck outta here!

Chris Rock: [on John McCain being too old] When you die at 72, no
  matter what you die of, its natural causes. Even if you get hit by
  a truck, its natural causes. Cause if you was younger, youd have
  got out the way!

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Boy, its crazy to think we used to settle
  questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she
  admitted she made it all up. [Chuckles] Hmm, different time in the
  60s.

Jack Donaghy: Cooter, look at this place. This cant be what you want
  in life. Havent you ever thought about leaving?
Cooter Burger: Of course. Every day. Every day for two years. Look at
  these resignation letters [opens desk drawer, takes out a bunch of
  filed letters] Theyre written in ketchup, dirty rock, leak
  water... But now youre here. Youre here and everythings gonna be
  better. Now weve got pens. Glorious pens!