Movie Quotes for ترجمة+فيلم+تابو+2+كاي+باركر+

ND Guard 2: Is there anyone else here?
Gretchen Morgan: Yes.
ND Guard 2: Who?
Gretchen Morgan: God.
ND Guard 2: Excuse me?
Gretchen Morgan: Hes always here. I was worried about my little girl
  on the outside so I came to pray to see if someone will watch over
  her.
ND Guard 2: I hope that daughter of yours is a hell of a lot smarter
  than you
Gretchen Morgan: So do I.

[from trailer]
Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.

Robby Ray Stewart: You got in a shoe fight!
Hannah Montana: Daddy, dont do this.
Robby Ray Stewart: I Think were done.
Hannah Montana: So youre saying I can never be Hannah again?
Robby Ray Stewart: Ask me in 2 weeks.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.
  [steps over "You are now leaving France" line in airport]
TV Announcer: The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Whatd I tell you?

Timmy: [watching Pat take his car keys out of his vans sun visor,
  Terminator 2 style] You... keep your keys up there?
Pat: Yeah, everybody does. Dont all you guys keep your keys up
  there?
Everybody: [as though its obvious] Yeah!
Pat: You dont? What the hells the matter with you? [Starts van
  while eying Timmy with suspicion and disgust]

Big Marc: [to Dave, Keith and Ned] Is it just the three of you
  minding the shop? What would little Petey say about that? Oh yeah -
  we fucking killed him

African Woman #1: Im sure he just forgot your hut number!
African Woman #2: Or was eaten by a lion.
African Woman #3: You guys are awesome!

Long: Well, well brother. Such time has past, has it not?
Tim: Long.

[from trailer]
Daphne: Remember those creatures we were warned about? One of them is
  loose in this house!

Hypnotist: Relax. You hear nothing, but the sound of my voice. When
  your heart slows down, so will your thoughts. 5... 4... 3... 2...
  1... Who are you?
Roman: Ryan

Brad: You wouldnt have these problems if you would just follow my
  rules: 100. Friends dont let friends fuck ugly people 99. Try
  everything twice, the first time you might have been doing it wrong
  98. Fat girls give the best head because theyre always hungry 97.
  Cologne: overrated... Deodorant: a must 96. Blondes are usually too
  dumb to realize theyre having more fun 95. After puberty, thats
  not "baby fat" 94. ATM = the Holy Grail 93. All hippie chicks deep
  throat, but few vegans swallow 92. Women like shoes. They will look
  at yours; purchase accordingly 91. BBBJ or why bother? 90. Women
  cannot parallel park 89. If you wanna fuck it, youve got to be
  willing to lick it. 88. Ass, stomach, legs, boobs - in that order
  87. If its not dirty, youre doing something wrong 86. If a
  friends apartment is running low on toilet paper, youre required
  to use it all 85. Cheerleaders are overrated 84. Under no
  circumstance may two men share an umbrella 83. Never allow a
  conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have
  sex with her 82. Other than in February, the 14th of every month is
  Pizza and Blowjob Night 81. Dogs are better than cats... period 80.
  Bigger is never better when theyre fake 79. Dont leave the house
  until youre camera ready 78. A period does not equal a week off
  from sex 77. Mustaches and hunting = gay 76. Sucking your best
  friends dick = priceless 75. You are not accountable if you bring
  ugly people home, unless you fuck them again in the morning 74. If
  her mom isnt a MILF, chances are she wont be one either 73. Fake
  orgasms count, as long as theyre not yours 72. The G-spot does not
  exist 71. There is NOTHING sexy about pregnant women 70.
  Persistence gets you laid 69. Never give yourself a haircut while
  drunk 68. No panties = a good night 67. Drinks hard liquor = a
  great night 66. Tongue piercing = God loves you! 65. Saliva isnt
  always the best lubricant, just the most fun to apply 64. White
  cotton panties and knee socks. Enough said! 63. Never lend money to
  friends 62. Never lend books, CDs, or DVDs to anyone 61. The month
  you finish paying for your car, it will break down 60. Elvis is not
  dead 59. Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone 58. Whats good for
  you usually wont taste better. Example: processed peanut butter
  vs. the all-natural kind 57. People who dont use turn signals
  deserve mandatory prison sentences 56. Never let a girl shave your
  balls 55. Porn saves lives 54. Republicans are better at... well...
  nothing 53. If youve never had New Haven brick oven pizza, youve
  never had pizza. There is no pizza in New York or Chicago. Dont
  argue, youll just sound foolish 52. Old country = cool Alt-country
  = really cool New country = sucks 51. Condition your hair once a
  day 50. Masturbate twice a day 49. Eat three square meals every day
  48. Women should never cut their hair, unless theyre going to play
  for the other team 47. Crying is blackmail 46. Your choice: spay or
  neuter your pet... or yourself 45. If she sleeps in your bed, sex
  is a given 44. If a girl leaves her dirty panties lying around, she
  wants you to sniff them 43. Theres no such thing as "giving 110%"
  42. Halloween is the only holiday that matters 41. Sympathy sex
  trumps make-up sex 40. Body hair just gets in the way 39. Rip
  bread, dont slice it 38. Every man should learn how to dance, but
  no other man should know he can 37. Men have no right to speak on
  the subject of abortion 36. Every decade gives us only one great
  double album: The White Album, Exile On Main Street, London
  Calling, Being There, and Cold Roses. 35. Chivalry is not dead, but
  she has to earn it 34. Watch Carnival Of Souls at least once in
  your lifetime 33. If your pubic hair is blonde or red, shaving is
  optional 32. You can cheat on girls with hairy legs 31. If they
  dont answer, it means yes 30. Never turn down a chance to sleep
  with a celebrity 29. Sex is better in warmer climates 28. Emo guys
  = gay; emo gals = easy marks 27. Never trust people who dont drink
  coffee 26. Springsteen really is The Boss 25. If theres a problem,
  talk it out 24. If you cant talk it out: fuck, then try again 23.
  Never lease what you can buy 22. Never break up using a post-it
  note, her biker friends will hurt you for it 21. Never say "no" to
  a green-eyed girl 20. Live life as if The Catcher In The Rye were
  your bible 19. Dont lie, you will get caught 18. Admit that the
  1986 Mets were the greatest baseball team of all time and life will
  be easier 17. Know the legal age of consent in every place you
  visit 16. Wild animals belong in the wild, not in zoos, fairs, or
  roadside attractions 15. Pussy farts are charming 14. Only wear a
  bra if youre going to offend me 13. Beauty is in the eye of the
  beer-holder 12. Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye
  11. Never underestimate the power of stupid peoplein large groups
  10. When in doubt, mumble 9. Masturbation is overrated 8. Small
  boobs are misunderstood 7. Better to be feared than loved, but even
  better to have your love feared 6. Handcuffs are the ultimate sex
  toy 5. If you cant convince them, confuse them 4. Quiet girls are
  the most likely to toss your salad 3. Women do not understand
  remote controls, there is no exception to this rule 2. Never
  overthink... And the most important rule of all: Friends dont
  fuck.

Roxy: Its Roxy.
Rob: Ah, Roxy! A very... beautiful name!

Walter Garber: Well, I can tell you that you are dealing with one of
  the old-time bureaucracy, I know that. I mean, it takes time.
Ryder: Well youd better fix the bureaucracy. Because when the time
  comes, these motherfuckers, these out there, are gonna go real
  quick.

Merc: [as the player observes after exiting a vent] Hes dead meat if
  he comes in here.
Merc 2: But what if he crawls through the vents?
Merc: The vents? Who the fuck crawls through vents?

Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are
  headed down the runway!
Tuskegee Airman #2: Would you stop narrating everything we do? Just
  live in the moment!
Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are
  living in the moment!

Unearthling 1: What is this thing called again?
Unearthling 2: I dont remember the title.
Unearthling 1: Picture box with screen with picture?

The Oxen: You shot me in the goonads!

Sister: Wouldnt have it any other way.

Susan Murphy: Why did I ever thought I needed Derek? I mean, look at
  all Ive done without him. I mean, fighting a giant alien robot?
  That was me, not him! And it was amazing! Meeting you guys...
  amazing. Dr. Cockroach, you can walk up walls, and build a super
  computer out of a pizza box, 2 cans of hairspray...
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: And a paper clip!
Susan Murphy: Amazing! And you, you hardly need an introduction,
  youre the Missing Link! You single-handedly carried off 250 co-eds
  out of Cocoa Beach, and still had enough strength to fight off the
  National Guard!
The Missing Link: And the Coast Guard. And also the life guard.
Susan Murphy: Amazing! And B.O.B. Who else can fall from unimaginable
  heights and land without a scratch?
B.O.B.: Link?
Susan Murphy: You.
B.O.B.: Amazing!
[Insectosaurus roars]
The Missing Link: Good point, Insecto! Dont sell yourself short,
  Susan.
Susan Murphy: Oh, Im not selling myself short, ever again!

Doctor Payne: Blood found on Sarah Carters clothes: A positive.
  Blood type for Juno Caplan: A positive.

Sister: Go to Memorial Park. Little brother!
Tim: Memorial Park it is.

Unearthling 1: We shall stop you by blowing wind... toward you.
Unearthling 2: Hell yeah!

Joe Lynch: One of the things that the Friday the 13th series never
  really took pride in was continuity. How can it be Friday the 13th
  if parts 2, 3, and 4 are within three or four days? But I dont
  think that Monday the 16th has quite the same ring to it.
Barney Cohen: People have actually sent me Jason-timelines and show
  me categorically where were wrong with things, and where the
  writers of part six was wrong, or the writer of part three was
  wrong, and you know what? So what.

Sister: You qualify for the next round.

Ching Chang (Kung Fu Master): I am a great karate Master. Do not ever
  forget that. There are things that I know that you will never begin
  to understand. Like these shoes for instance. They look like
  regular karate shoes, but actually I had a cousin, who had a
  friend, who had a neighbor, who worked at the factory and hooked me
  up with a pair of jelly shoe inserts, thats why I move so smooth,
  see?
Karate Student 1: Yes Master, how cunning of you!
Karate Student 2: Oh I have a pair of those.
Karate Student 3: We all do.
Karate Student 4: Dont tell master!