Movie Quotes for ¿qué+He+Hecho+Yo+Para+Merecer+Esto!!

Miguel: [back home after being given in adoption to a pedophiliac
  dentist] At first it was fun, but I am too young to be tied down.

Peter: Billy Porter is our friend, is our friend,is our friend,Billy
  Porter is our friend,he kills coppers!

Russell Crowe: Good morning everybody. Firstly to Terri and all of
  Steves family from my family to yours. Our deepest sympathys and
  condolences. I think this memorial should be a joyful one not a
  mournful one. We have to all keep in mind who we are here to
  celebrate and what he would have preferred. I hope that somebody
  will speak today of the specifics of what Steve achieved as a
  conservationist. But all I can do today is talk directly to my
  friend, my mate, Steven. Your passing has suspended reality for all
  of us. It was way too soon and completely unfair on all accounts. I
  know as humble as you always were that you would still be pleased
  to know that the world sends its love and that people all over
  this planet have been grieving. Weve all lost a friend, weve lost
  a champion, and were going to take some time to adjust to that.
  Im in York mate. The big city and you were headline news on CNN
  for a week. Theres not many zookeepers who would command that sort
  of attention mate and all that means is that you got your message
  across. You got the word out there and you were heard and you will
  be remembered.

Yo: Can I interest you in a tall, cool glass of SHUT UP!

Spiros: Theopoula, you have a cell phone?
Theopoula: With Bluetooth. My son sent me an MMS.
Spiros: He should send you on vacation!

Sofia: [showing Spyros their photographs from Paris] And this is
  Jean-Pierre, a dentist Theopoula met.
Spiros: Oh, look at him, so classy, hes wearing a suit. Gentleman!
[sees the next photo]
Spiros: Here, hes only wearing his underwear!
Sofia: [gently] And here he isnt.
Spiros: Oh, my God! Theopoula what did you do in Paris?
Theopoula: Smashed!

Sofia: [Reading a brochure about a trip to Scandinavia]... Experience
  the unique tour of the Santa Claus Village.
Theopoula: But will Santa Claus be there or will he be gone since the
  holidays are over? [to Spiros] Spiros, will Santa Claus be there?
Spiros: I dont know, Theopoula. But you can ring the entryphone and
  if hes there!...

Spiros: Uncle Yorgos from Toronto is here.
Sofia: OK, you should go see him.
Spiros: Are you serious? You wont be coming to see him?
Sofia: He didnt even come at your parents funeral.
Spiros: He was in Canada when that happened!
Sofia: Thats got nothing to with it! He was your fathers brother!
Theopoula: Your grandmother is right. He could have come to Athens,
  just like he went to Canada from Toronto!

Marilena: My great-grand father, Iasonas Dorkofikis was Greeces
  Consul General in France.
Zoumboulia Abatzidou: Is that him? [showing the statue of Budha]
Zouboulias daughter: Mom,this is Budha.
Zoumboulia Abatzidou: Koudas? The football player? How did he get so
  fat? Just like Maradona.

[Skeletor is wearing a magical belt that electrocutes him whenever he
  says, does, or thinks anything evil]
Skeletor: He- Man, defeated. This is the most delightful moment of
  my... [the belt shocks him] AAAAH.
Trap-Jaw: Life?

King Randor: He-Man... you can fly.
He-Man: Well... no.

He-Man: Surrender Skeletor.
Skeletor: Yes... I... I do. [blasts He-Man]
Skeletor: Had my fingers crossed.

Prince Adam: By the Power of Grayskull
[Turns into He-Man]
He-Man: I have the power.

Danny: I knew this bloke once, right. And... he used to masturbate so
  much that he grew very fond of his hand. So much so, that he began
  to talk to it and he put a little face on it and he called it
  muriel. And after a while Muriel began to talk back to him.
Milo: Fore!
Danny: He would get her all doled up in make up and specially made
  little clothes and at night shed go down and make intense mad
  passionate love to him. Anyway, one night about three am
Milo: Cheers
Danny: He wakes up in a cold sweat. And hears all this panting and
  moaning and groaning coming from the next door neighbours
  apartment. And he looks down at his hand, theres nothing there.
  Its gone. Its just this bloodied stump. So he staggers out into the
  hallway and he sees that the next door neighbours doors is wide
  open. So he pops his head in and what does he see, on the bed, his
  hand, Muriel, all dressed up to the nines, make up on, going down
  on the next door neighbour. [pause] Its a true story

Milo: Bullshit!
Otis: Its not bullshit.
Milo: Its fucking bullshit.
Otis: Whites bleeding over Orange, cradles him in his arms, and
  says, "I love you, man."
Milo: Thats fucking bullshit, and even if it wasnt fucking
  bullshit, theyd be saying it like blokes say it to each other.
Otis: Then Orange says back, "I love you, too, man."
Milo: Yeah, theyre saying, "I love you, man," not "I LOVE you, man."
Otis: Why would he say that? I mean, why would he say, "I love you,
  too, man" if he wasnt a chocolate-dipper.
Milo: Hes bleeding to death, for Christs sake. You say shit like
  that when youre bleeding to death.
Otis: Hes been holding it in the whole time. He thinks hes gonna
  die. He has to let it out, otherwise his secret will be carried
  with him to the grave.
Milo: Bull-fuckin-shit! Look, I love Danny here, but that doesnt
  mean Im a fucking chocolate-dipper. Im no fucking
  chocolate-dipper, mate.
Flip: What about that bit where theyre point all those guns at each
  other?
Milo: What about it?
Flip: Well, maybe its not really their guns theyre pointing.
Milo: Theres no way, pal. No way. No fucking way!
Flip: Dude, Ive seen it, like, eighteen times.
Milo: Thats fucking bullshit! There are no fucking chocolate-dippers
  in that movie! Its my favourite fucking movie, man, and youre all
  fucking ruining it for me!

Dirk: Id just like to say that Ive got a problem with you all
  accepting my homosexuality without question. No wonder my
  suppressed heterosexual side is in a spin all the time. You all
  thought I was gay even when I was fucking straight!
Danny: Dirk, we think its great, man.
Dirk: Whats so fucking great about being a poofter, Danny?
Danny: Nothing, Dirk. Just... finish the bathroom.
Dirk: Thats just fucking typical, Daniel. Id like to declare, Ive
  got a problem with that, too. You want me to put on a fucking pink
  apron, Danny? You want me to put on the fucking pink washing-up
  gloves, and lick the boots of the hetero-fascist sterility
  conspiracy thing? Well, no fucking way, pal! Im not some mincey
  fucking queen thatll lick the boots of you hetero fucks! Oh, give
  the fag some hetero foot massage routine when he comes in --
  bullshit! Gay men are dying, Danny. And you want me to clean the
  bath.
Danny: Dirk, just forget it, mate.
Dirk: You dont mean that, do you, Danny? What you really mean is,
  "All you filthy little ass-bandits should be nailed to a tree!"
  Isnt that so, Danny?
Danny: Dirk, this newly installed, sophisticated gay radar of yours
  is picking up shit from the cosmos that just aint fucking there.
  Ive got my own shit to worry about. Ive lived in 49 shared
  households in what seems like as many years. Ive been ripped off,
  raided, threatened, burned out, shot at, cheated on, scabbed in
  every one of those years. My beds are foam slabs on the floor, my
  cupboards are stacks of stolen milk crates! Ive lived with
  tent-dwelling bank clerks, albino moon tanners, nitrous suckers,
  psycho fucking drama queens, ACID EATERS, MUSHROOM FARMERS, FUCKING
  BROTHEL CRAWLERS, FRIDGE-PISSERS, HARDCORE SEPARATIST LESBIANS, AND
  AN OBSCURELY-TITLED JAPANESE GIRL! AND NOW THE BEST FRIEND IVE
  EVER HAD IN THE FUCKING WORLD WONT EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME! IM IN
  A PSYCHO FUCKING NIGHTMARE FROM HELL, AND IM FUCKING FED UP WITH
  IT! So I suggest, pal, that you tune in, and chill fucking out.

Jesus Shuttlesworth: God aint shit!
Jake Shuttlesworth: Number one, why you gotta use this kinda
  language? What you some kinda heathen now? You dont make no
  mistakes? You be out here shootin, but you dont miss no shots
  ever? EVER? People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God
  forgives them!
Jesus Shuttlesworth: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother?
Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When
  will you?

Faye Dolan: [to Carolyn, who is arrested] You took me into your home!
  You behaved like a daughter to me! And all the while, you and your
  loving family knew my son was at the bottom of the lake. You took
  away a good, loving boy. You took hime away when he was just
  beginning to live.

Michael Jordan: He got game.

Gohan: If he wanna destroy the world anyway, it doesnt matter where
  we are.

Prince Adam: By the Power of Eternia!
He-Man: I have the power!

Prince Adam: [Adam is drawing out his sword and changing to He-Man in
  front of Randor and Marlena before leaving for Primus] BY THE POWER
  OF GREYSKULL!
He-Man: [Adam becomes He-Man] I HAVE THE POWER!

Skeletor (U.S. Version): [Repeated Line] Ill get you for this,
  He-Man!

Adam: I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of
  Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous
  secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic
  sword and said... By the power of Greyskull!
He-Man: I have the Power! Cringer became the Mighty Battle Cat, and I
  became He-Man the most powerful man in the universe. Only a few
  others share this secret... Our friends: The Sorceress, Man-At-Arms
  and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces
  of Skeletor.

Adam: By the Power of Grayskull!
[Adam is turned into He-Man]
He-Man: I have the power!