Movie Quotes for "'allo+'allo!"

Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: I notice that there are dark circles around
  your eyes, are you suffering from stress?
René Artois: Why no, I, the, eh, I know what it is. I have been using
  dusty binoculars for birdwatching.
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: Oh, how could I forget. You were always a
  twitcher.

Mimi Labonq: [to Leclerc] I was just telling him about our wonderful
  wedding photographs.
René Artois: Yeah, you must give me one next time you come round.
Mimi Labonq: I will make sure you ave an enlargement.
René Artois: I will look forward to that.

Officer Crabtree: Good moaning. [approaches the bar] I was just
  pissing your coffee, when I thought Id drip in for a drunk.

René Artois: You know, looking back on it all I suppose I should
  count my blessings. I still have my café, I still have my youthful
  good looks.

Michelle Dubois: Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.
René Artois: Have you ever said anything twice?
Michelle Dubois: I have, but only once.

René Artois: As you know, I am editing my memoirs...
Yvette Carte-Blanche: Oh, am I still to be found between the covers?

René Artois: Something has been eating away at me like a mouse
  gnawing away at an ard bit of cheese.
Michelle Dubois: Well, come on, René, out with it.
René Artois: [distracted for a moment] Oh, ah, Michelle, what exactly
  do you wear under this mackintosh?

Mimi Labonq: René, when will I ever get over you?
René Artois: Well, Thursdays are good for me...

Yvette Carte-Blanche: René, surely you are not going to put every
  detail in your memoirs?
René Artois: Why, yes! But the names have been changed to protect the
  innocent. I have changed your name, too.

Officer Crabtree: [reminicing about his arrival in France] Ah yes, I
  remember it well. It was a dick night, and there was no min.
René Artois: [to the audience] Dark night, no moon.
Officer Crabtree: I jumped out of a Brittish bummer, which was being
  chased by some German farters.

Ernest Leclerc: That was I, Leclerc.

[repeated line]
Capt. Bertorelli: What a mistake-a to make-a.

René: We will stick out like a carrot in an omelet.

[Rene is shaving in the bathroom when there is a knock on the door]
Yvette Carte-Blanche: Rene, what are you doing?
René: Cutting my throat, my love.

Col. Von Strom: Ah, Helga. What can we do for you?
Capt. Hans Geering: Judging from past experience, very little.

[Upon occupying Nouvion, the British commander presents Rene with a
  medal]
Major Twistleton-Smythe: Ree-nee Ah-toys, in recognition of your
  daring work for the resistance, Im empowered by his majesty, King
  George, to award you the MBF medal, or "Magnificent Brother of
  France."
René Artois: [Excited] Oh, Thank you!
Major Twistleton-Smythe: [aside, to his 2nd in command] Dont tell
  him it really stands for "Mad Bloody Frog."

Edith: Tonight I will sing as I have never sung before.
René: What, in tune?

Capt. Bertorelli: Generalissimo, I embrace you.
[bearhugs von Klinkerhoffen to his extreme distaste]
Capt. Bertorelli: Mussolini has given me a present for you: the
  Italian War Hero Medal.
[produces medal]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: Ah, the Italian War Hero Medal. I have never
  seen one of these...

[Officer Crabtree is standing inside the pissoir, using it, when it
  is demolished by Edith driving Lieutenant Grubers little tank]
Officer Crabtree: [climbing out of the rubble] There is obviously no
  piss for the wicked.

Officer Crabtree: God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a
  bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge.

[to Herr Flick and von Smallhausen]
Officer Crabtree: Good moaning, Herr Flock. And von Smellhorsen.

[repeated line]
Michelle Dubois: Listen very carefully; I shall say this only once.

[the airmen have entered the cafe disguised as pallbearers, when a
  squad of Germans arrive]
Flying Officer Carstairs: Whats going on?
Michelle Dubois: [English accent] Jerries. Keep quite or youll be
  shot.
Flying Officer Fairfax: [looking down] Were wearing the right
  clobber for it.

[repeated line]
Capt. Hans Geering: [shouts] tler!

[Edith has devised a plan to help get the airmen to the P.O.W. camp
  via the graveyard]
René: Edith, if this plan fails, there will not be a wall in Nuvion
  big enough to shoot us all against.