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E o piatrã magnificã.

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Au ridicat-o azi dimineaþã.

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Chiar cã e o piatrã magnificã.

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Jerry?

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George...

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...te lãsãm singur cu ea.

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- Ce?
- Sunt sigurã cã existã lucruri...

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...pe care vrei sã le spui.

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Nu, sunt în regulã.

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Serios. Jerry?

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Mã gândeam la perucã din
punct de vedere istoric.

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Razboiul Revoluþiei a fost ultimul
rãzboi purtat în peruci...

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...ºi se pare cã din cauza asta le-a fost greu.
Se duc la bãtãlie:

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"Mi-am luat gloanþele?
Mi-am luat centura de poliþist?"

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Trebuia sã te asiguri cã ai totul la tine.
Mai sunt multe de verificat.

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"Dacã sunt omorât?
�mi stã drept peruca?"

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Ha

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So I'm on line at the supermarket.

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Two women in front of me.

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One of them, her total was .
The other, .

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They both, of course, choose
to pay by the use of the check.

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Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you
that's writing out the check...

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...you'll not be waiting long.

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I have noticed that women
are very fast with checks.

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You know

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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No puedes tener un adulterio,
cometes adulterio.

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Y ni siquiera puedes cometerlo
a menos que estés comprometido.

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Así que tienes que comprometerte...

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...antes de siquiera
pensar en cometerlo.

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No hay cometido sin el cometido.

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Cuando lo cometes,
cometes adulterio.

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Y puedes ser descubierto,
divorciarte, enloquecer...

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...y después te

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Oh, hi.

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A hundred episodes.

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That's a lot. During the course of
which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...

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...have had many experiences,
both positive and negative.

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Well, mostly negative.

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There've been some relationships
that haven't worked out...

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...ambitions that were unfulfilled...

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...hopes dashed...

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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-Well, that was all right, huh?
-Yeah.

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Well...

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-...good night.
-Yeah, good night.

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Jerry, we can only stay four days.

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Well, I'm upset,
but we'll make the most of it.

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Helen, did you pack my travel gym?

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Yes. Oh, your father bought
an exercise device off television.

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He does it every morning at 4.

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Onl

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Do you know what this is all about?
Know why we're here?

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To be out. This is out.

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Out is one of the single most
enjoyable experiences of life.

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Know how people talk about
"We should go out"?

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This is what they're talking about.

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This whole thing. We're all out now.

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No one is home.

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Not one person here is home.
We're all out.

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I think people think of their office
as a stationery store with Danish.

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You know what I mean?
You wanna get your pastry...

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...your envelopes, your supplies...

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...your toilet paper, six cups of coffee,
and you go home.

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Why do people that work in offices...

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...have pictures of their family
on their desk facing them?

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Do they forget that they're married?

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So, what happened with
with the auto show?

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-I waited for you. You never came.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.

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-How long did you wait?
-Five minutes.

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-Five minutes? That's it?
-No difference. You never showed up.

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Well, I could have.

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I mean, last week we waited for that
friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.

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We barely knew the guy.

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Pourquoi est-on ici?

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Pour sortir.
Etre ici, c'est sortir.

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Sortir est une des grandes joies
de l'existence.

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Les gens ne pensent qu'à ça.
Ils en parlent sans arrêt.

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Personne ici
n'est resté à la maison.

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Nous sommes tous sortis.

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Tout le monde nous cherche,
et on est introuvable.

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"Je ne le trouve pas.
Où est-il? II n'a rien dit.

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Odeio roupa.

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Detesto comprá-la,

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detesto tirá-la do roupeiro...

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Não suporto ter de arranjar
combinações diferentes

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todos os dias.

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Acho que, no futuro,

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a Moda vai deixar de existir.

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A sério. Porque todos acabaremos
por usar a mesma roupa.

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Sempre que vejo um filme
ou um programa de televisão

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Fui a la farmacia, quería algo para el
resfriado. ¿Lo han hecho alguna vez?

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Hay una pared llena de medicinas.

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"Ok, vamos a ver.
¿Dónde diablos estoy...?

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�sta actúa más rápidamente,
pero a ésta le duran más los efectos.

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¿ Cuándo necesito sentirme bien?
¿Ahora o luego?"

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Una decisión difícil.

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Los anuncios en televisión muestran
qué le ocurre a ese tipo.

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I love it when people
are complimented on their clothes.

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And they accept the compliment
as if it was about them.

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Nice tie. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.

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The compliment is for the tie.
It's not for you. But we take it.

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And that's the job of clothes.
To get compliments for us.

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Because it's very hard
to get compliments...

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...based on your human qualities.
Right

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Of all the places you go...

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...the dry cleaning relationship's
the most bizarre.

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You keep giving each other
the same thing...

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...back and forth over and over again.

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He gives it to you, you give it to him,
he gives it back to you.

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lt's like it's half his shirt, in a way.

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He has it as much as you do.

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You ought to go shopping with him.

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Aren't mannequins kind of an insult
to your imagination?

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You couldn't visualize a sweater...

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...so we'll show you on this
life-size, snotty puppet.

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When they're finished
they become crash-test dummies.

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The end of the line
for a mannequin.

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''Whatever happened to Bob?''

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''Have you seen that
new Volvo commercial?

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He's got a bull's-eye

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Estoy en la cola
del supermercado.

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Dos mujeres delante de mí.

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El total de una de ellas
es 8 dólares. El de la otra, 3.

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- Ambas, claro, pagan con un...
- ¡Cheque!.

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Si tienes una mujer delante
haciendo un cheque...

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...no vas a esperar mucho.

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Las mujeres son muy rápidas
con los cheques.

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Y eso es porque hacen muchos.

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If wedding invitations
were left up to men...

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...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields.

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Not even typed up either.

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Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know:

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"Party."

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What's needed
is a divorce announcement.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honour of your presence...

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...at the returning of their daughter
back to M

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Llegas a un punto con tus padres...

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...donde lo único que puedes
hacer con ellos es comer.

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Ya no puedes hablar más...

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...pero al menos quieres intentar
mantener tu boca en movimiento.

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Y están tan ansiosos por ello.
Llegas y...

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"¿Cómo estuvo el vuelo?
Debes tener hambre."

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"¿Cómo dormiste?
¿Listo para desayunar?"

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Mi madre dis

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HEY!
Morning!

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Look, this is crazy, I can't go on like this.

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Why?

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I need some space.

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Does that mean I have to go too?

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You don't think she's just talking to me?

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Hey, shut up.

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You shut up.

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I Hate This

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You'll get used to it. It's like a grubby scrub.

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Sempre que vejo os noticiários
e prenderam um criminoso,

2
00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:08,910
um terrorista, um louco,
ou um assassino em série,

3
00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,234
ele tapa sempre a cara
com o jornal, o casaco, o chapéu...

4
00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,549
O que será que o preocupa?

5
00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,631
Que reputação tem ele para estar
preocupado

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00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,917
que este tipo de desmascaramento

7
00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:22,548
lhe prejudique o bom nome?

8
00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,598
Estará á espera de promoçã

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Tengo que confesar que, por alguna
razón, disfruto de ser adulto.

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00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,000
La principal razón es:

3
00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:14,560
Como soy adulto, si quiero
una galleta, me la como, ¿bien?

4
00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,680
Puedo comerme tres galletas
o cuatro galletas...

5
00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,040
...o 11 galletas si me da la gana.

6
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Muchas veces, me quito
el apetito a propósito.

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Porque sí.

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Y encima llamo a mi madre
para contár

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Fiestas de cumpleaños.

2
00:00:04,145 --> 00:00:08,411
El problema con ellas es que la
primera y la última son igualitas.

3
00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,141
Uno está ahí, sentado.

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La persona menos emocionada
de toda la fiesta.

5
00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,084
Uno ni siquiera se da cuenta
de que hay una fiesta...

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...y no sabe qué pasa.

7
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En ambas fiestas,
la gente lo ayuda a uno...

8
00:00:20,762 --> 00:00:23,754
...a soplar las velas. Y uno
ni siquiera sabe

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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Ser doctor es prestigioso...

2
00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,834
...pero es de los únicos trabajos...

3
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,976
...en el que tienes que tener
tu diploma en la pared.

4
00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,202
Los hace sentir inseguros, ¿o no?

5
00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:15,109
"Verdaderamente soy doctor.

6
00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,477
Si no lo creen, observen".

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No sé para qué necesitan...

8
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...esa influencia sicológica.

9
00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,383
"Entre ahí, quítese el pan

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Un par de tés.

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00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:05,499
¿Qué pasó con tu voz?

3
00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:06,460
Grité en Hecklers toda la noche.

4
00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,780
Es la última vez
que animo un rodeo.

5
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Jerry, he estado pensando...

6
00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:15,380
...que ya no soporto ser
George Costanza.

7
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¿Hablamos de suicidio
o del nombre?

8
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Del nombre.

9
00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:22,980
George. ¿Qué es eso? No es nada.

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En el mundo de las mascotas,
los monos están en el límite.

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El que quiera un mono
como mascota...

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...que tenga un hijo.
Vamos, no hay mucha diferencia.

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Si necesita una mascota
que patine y que fume...

5
00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:18,216
...es hora de pensar
en tener una familia.

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Los monos fueron los primeros
en ir al espacio en los años 60...

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...lo cual era muy lógico
para ellos.

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Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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De niño, me encantaban...

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...los autos de choque.
¿Recuerdan? Se iba en círculo.

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Siempre había un niño
que no podía.

4
00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,080
¿Recuerdan?

5
00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,080
En cuanto empezaba...

6
00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,560
...se quedaba atascado
entre los autos vacíos.

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Asi como de...

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"Disculpe.

9
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Disculpe. ¡Que no anda!

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¡V

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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En Floride, les vieux
conduisent lentement

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en ayant leur siège
le plus bas possible.

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Ceci est leur devise.

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Le drapeau de la Floride
devrait être

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un volant avec de

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These pest-control companies...

2
00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,835
...call themselves exterminators,
but they can't really do it.

3
00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,774
The best they can do is get the bugs
to go to somebody else's house.

4
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They just relocate them.
You know what I mean?

5
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They're bug realtors
is what they are.

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"I think you'll be happy here. There's
a lot of crumbs, not much light.

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They usually sleep through the night,
so you'll

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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I don't belong to a health club. I have a
limit on naked men I see in one day.

2
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Zero.

3
00:00:09,683 --> 00:00:11,446
That's it.

4
00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:14,644
What is with the high level of security
at health clubs, you know?

5
00:00:14,821 --> 00:00:17,153
The picture IDs. Security guards.
Signing in and out.

6
00:00:17,324 --> 00:00:18,985
What is this, the Kremlin?

7
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I mean, the people with a membership
go twice a year. Who's breaking in?

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Is this a big pro

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La gente no ve su oficina
como un sitio de trabajo.

2
00:00:04,479 --> 00:00:07,744
Piensan que es una papelería
con rosquillas dulces.

3
00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:12,353
¿Me entienden? Van a buscar
repostería, sobres, provisiones...

4
00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,489
...papel sanitario, 6 tazas
de café y luego, a casa.

5
00:00:15,957 --> 00:00:20,985
¿Por qué la gente tiene fotos de
su familia sobre su escritorio?

6
00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,254
¿Se les olvida
que están casados?

7
00:00:23,431 --> 00:00:26,264
"Son las 5:00. Hora de ir al bar
y recoge

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:06,897
No sé por qué siempre relacionan
el béisbol con el sexo.

2
00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:10,509
Está en el jardín, anotó una,
no llegó a primera base...

3
00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,440
...la saqué fuera,
se fue para el diamante.

4
00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:16,548
Siempre es el béisbol.
Siempre.

5
00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:20,345
Para seguir con el béisbol,
prefiero a los árbitros gordos.

6
00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,579
Creo que si estás
en el campo y no juegas...

7
00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,385
...debes estar en un estado
físico lamentable.

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Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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¿Recuerdan la huelga
de los porteros?

2
00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:08,700
Tienen un sindicato, edificios
elegantes e hicieron una huelga.

3
00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:12,370
Cualquiera pensaría que
el último gremio en protestar...

4
00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:16,279
...es el de los porteros.
Se creen imprescindibles.

5
00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,715
Imagínenselos diciendo:
"¿Qué harían sin nosotros?"

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00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,911
Si no hay porteros, la gente
simplemente abre la puerta y ya.

7
00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,789
¿Quiénes harán
la próxima huelga

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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En los estacionamientos tienen
espacio sólo para coches pequeños.

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00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,920
¿No es eso discriminación hacia
el tamaño de tu coche?

3
00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:13,200
Si quiero que me asome el culo
por el lugar de estacionamiento...

4
00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,560
...es cosa mía.

5
00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,320
Hay gente a la que le asoma el
culo por los pantalones.

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00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,280
Y nadie les dice nada.

7
00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,400
Nadie dice: " Un momento,
esos pantalones son pequeños.

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Los arbolitos de navidad
inspiran una relación amor-odio.

2
00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:10,039
Se pasa mucho tiempo
seleccionándolos y decorándolos...

3
00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:15,581
...y una semana después, los
arrojan a la orilla de la calle.

4
00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:18,610
El auto reduce la velocidad,
se abre la puerta...

5
00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,652
...y el arbolito sale rodando.

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00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,689
La gente pierde
el espíritu navideño...

7
00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,194
...como si fuera un sopor etílico.
Un día se levantan y dicen:

Note : Niestandardowe znaki lacinskie (greckie, chinskie, hebrajskie itp.) moga wygladac "dziwnie" podczas podgladu, ale po pobraniu beda w pelni funkcjonalne.

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Debo decir que recibí noticias
muy excitantes últimamente.

2
00:00:07,881 --> 00:00:11,191
No sé si debo decirlo, porque
aún no es definitivo.

3
00:00:11,861 --> 00:00:13,897
- ¡Vamos!
- ¡Vamos!

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00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:16,621
Les diré hasta dónde sé.

5
00:00:16,781 --> 00:00:20,774
Según la información que tengo
en el sobre que recibí...

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00:00:20,941 --> 00:00:22,818
...parece ser...

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00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:26,252
...que quizás gané
algunos premios valiosos.

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00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:28,493
Gracias.
Muchas gracias.

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00:00:28,661

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00:00:02,647 --> 00:00:07,641
Hvorfor overrasker det folk,
når nogen får en golfbold i hovedet?

2
00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:12,642
Ved golfturneringer sidder der
600 mennesker rundt om et lille hul.

3
00:00:12,807 --> 00:00:16,561
Det er ikke underligt,
at nogen bliver ramt.

4
00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:20,242
Hvis man kaster sten

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Diseñan las alarmas de los coches...

2
00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:09,200
...para que el coche actúe como
una persona nerviosa e histérica.

3
00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,360
Cualquiera que se acerque,
cualquiera que le moleste:

4
00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,360
Luces que se encienden y se apagan
como locas.

5
00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,120
No todo el mundo quiere
atraer tanto la atención.

6
00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,880
¿No estaría bien que la alarma
fuera más sutil?

7
00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:25,040
Que si alguien intenta abrir
el coche diga:

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