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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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Kids, I told you stories
about all the big holidays--

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Christmas...

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Halloween...

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Thanksgiving...

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but one holiday was
always my favorite--

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Super Bowl Sunday.

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And there was one
Super Bowl back in 2007

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that I will never forget.

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Marshall, you're
on beer detail.

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Li

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<i>Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.</i>

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<i>Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing</i>

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<i>can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.</i>

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<i>Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.</i>

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss

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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the first time ever

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Mr. and Marshall Eriksen
and Lily Aldrin.

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Does it make you kind of sad that
we don't share the same last name?

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You know, in a totally evolved
21st-century kind of way,

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yeah, a little.

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You know what we should do?

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We should come up with
a whole new last name.

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Oh, that's easy--
Lily and M

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it was saturday night in new york city,

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and the young metropolitan set
was out on the town,

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living the kind of crazy lifestyle

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you can only find in the big apple.

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a hundred

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we only got 82 on our honeymoon.

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so, robin

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mm? i've got a guy for you.

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oh?

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he's cute.

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It took me a while to figure out

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but the key to understanding
your Uncle Barney is this.

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When times are hard,
it's impossible to keep him around.

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Like when your aunt Lily
and Uncle Marshall were broken up.

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Hey. What are you guys talking about?

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- Lily.
- I got to go.

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But when times are good,
it's impossible to get rid of him.

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What a

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kids,back to the forwards 2007

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i was dating the girl named...

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oh, god, what was her name?

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you know, it's been 23 years,i can't remember all the staff

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for the sake of the story,let's call her...

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everyone, this is blahblah.

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please, call me blah.

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so, blah, how did you two meet?

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well, i was taking this cooking class,

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french fusion

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When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,

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he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.

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It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

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and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.

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When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,

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Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall

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is that he's always been good at games.

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I mean, unbeatable.

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Gin!

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Yahtzee!

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Poker!

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You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.

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I know. It's just fun to say.

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Ted:Okay where were we?

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It was June of 2006,and life had just taken
an unexpected turn

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Dad,Dad, can't you just skip ahead
to the part where you meet Mom?

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I feel like you've been talking
for like a year

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Honey, all this stuff
I'm telling you is important.

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It's all part of the story.

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Could I go to
the bathroom??

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No.

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oh, my god!

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i have a tattoo.

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oh, that's not a tattoo.

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that, dear boy,is a tramp stamp.

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a tramp stamp.

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kids, too often in life,

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we make decisions that we're not prepared to live with.

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this is a story about those decisions,

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and the consequences that follow.

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say goo

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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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kids,everybody make mistakes

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Take this girl Meg for instance.

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She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.

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Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend

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but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues.

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That whole relaonship--

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that's three weeks of my life I'll never get back.

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Well, I love commitment.

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Ragazzi, c'e' piu' di una storia su
come ho conosciuto vostra madre.

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Conoscete la versione breve,

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quella con l'ombrello
giallo di vostra madre.

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Ma ce n'e' una piu' lunga.

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La storia di come sono diventato
cio' che dovevo diventare,

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prima di poterla incontrare.

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E questa storia comincia... qui.

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...dario!

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In May of 2007,
Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married

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at the historic Van Smoot
House in upstate New York.

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Wow, it's beautiful, Lily.

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Yeah. It's just how
I always pictured it.

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Well, that was a load of crap.

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You see, kids, when you get married,
you learn a hard lesson.

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The wedding you set out to have is
almost never the wedding you end up with.

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kids back in 2007,
it seems like everyone belonged to

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these silly things called gyms.

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The idea was you'd pay
them lots of money

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to run around and lift heavy things.

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biggest rip-off in the world

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and yet people fell for it.

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including me.

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kids, back in 2007, it seems like everyone belonged to

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these silly things called gyms.

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The idea was you'd pay them lots of money

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to run around and lift heavy things.

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biggest rip-off in the world

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and yet people fell for it.

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including me.

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oh, forgot my wallet

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it started with one of those moments

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the early bloom of romantics is a wonderful thing.

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you meet someone, you have a connection, and that person

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becomes sheer perfection in your eyes.

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you just can't find anything wrong with them.

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you can't wait to tell the world about it.

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she convinced you to go jogging?

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wow, you really want to get in this girl's pants.

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i'm telling you, yo

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***********

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In all the years we lived in new york,
none of us had ever set foot in his apartment.

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Until one day,
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it's a pretty good story.

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And believe it or not,
alcohol did not play a role.

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It all started two weeks earlier
at lily's housewarming.

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Welcome to my new home.

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Oh,wow,lily,this is...

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...some weird stuff started happening.

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Why does my stomach hurt?

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I'm sorry, baby.
I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today.

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Oh, baby, you know
we're lactose-intolerant.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Are you suggesting that
when one of you feels something,

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- the other feels it, too?
- Oh, God, you guys are so codependent.

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Kids I know you think you
have ever heard of a story

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<i>from back before I
met your mother,

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but there are some stories you tell

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<i>and some stories you don't.</i>

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(breathless): Oh, my God!

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(shaking gibberish) Oh, my God...

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Use your words, Ted.

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Okay. Barney, I'm about to go for the belt.

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The belt?

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It took me a while to figure out

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but the key to understanding
your Uncle Barney is this.

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When times are hard,
it's impossible to keep him around.

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Like when your aunt Lily
and Uncle Marshall were broken up.

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Hey. What are you guys talking about?

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- Lily.
- I got to go.

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But when times are good,
it's impossible to get rid of him.

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What a

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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the first time ever

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Mr. and Marshall Eriksen
and Lily Aldrin.

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Does it make you kind of sad that
we don't share the same last name?

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You know, in a totally evolved
21st-century kind of way,

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yeah, a little.

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You know what we should do?

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We should come up with
a whole new last name.

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Oh, that's easy--
Lily and M

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back we are dating robin and i had this running joke.

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we were the only two people in the world who found it funny

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no way.

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march does not have 31 days.

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yes, it does.

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everyone knows that.

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it's like general knowledge.

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general knowledge. general knowledge.

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and we did it all the time.

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Oh, my god!

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I have a tattoo.

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Oh, that's not a tattoo.

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That, dear boy,is a tramp stamp.

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A tramp stamp.

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Kids, too often in life,

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We make decisions that we're
not prepared to live with.

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This is a story about those decisions,

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And the consequences that follow.

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Say go

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???

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<i>had been together</i>

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<i>for nine wonderful years,</i>

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<i>until she dumped him</i>
<i>and ran off to San Francisco.</i>

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<i>The healing process</i>
<i>was taking a long time.</i>

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(groans)

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Then, one night,
he made a giant leap forward.

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All right, I'll
see you guys later.

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I'll walk you out.

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Kids, the key to a good
relationship is communication.

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- You need to talk.
- How about Mimi's?

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Nah, I don't really
feel like Mimi's.

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Well, I'm hungry.
Let's just pick a place and go.

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Oh, you know where we
should go? Cynthia's.

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You love that place--
remember what a great time we had

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the last time we were there?

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- We did?
- Yeah, y

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back we are dating robin
and i had this running joke.

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we were the only two people in the
world who found it funny

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no way.

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march does not have 31 days.

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yes, it does.

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everyone knows that.

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it's like general knowledge.

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general knowledge.
general knowledge.

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and we did it all the time.

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different, not different?
married--

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it's the same. mostly.

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except i think i might
be getting carpal tunnel.

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my hand keeps
cramping up.

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i thought the whole point
of getting married was

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that you didn't have
to do that anymore.

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no, it's from writing
all the thank you notes.

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mostly.
yeah.

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you're writing
constant

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Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.

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Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing

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can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.

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Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss this flight,
I will never f

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the early bloom of romantics
is a wonderful thing.

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you meet someone, you have a
connection, and that person

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becomes sheer
perfection in your eyes.

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you just can't find a
nything wrong with them.

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you can't wait to tell the
world about it.

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she convinced you to go jogging?

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wow, you really want
to get in this girl's pants.

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i'm telling

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different, not different?
married--

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it's the same. mostly.

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except i think i might
be getting carpal tunnel.

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my hand keeps
cramping up.

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i thought the whole point
of getting married was

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that you didn't have
to do that anymore.

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