Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara The Office Us

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- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?
- No puedo creer que caí con eso.

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¡Oh, Dios mío!

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¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Cuál es el chiste?

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Cuéntenme.

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¿Soy el único o alguien más intuye
un tú quemas aquí?

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- ¿Qué es eso de "tú quemas"?
- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?

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Oh, vaya. Fingí no saberlo.

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Oh, eso es brillante.

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I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl,

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so I'm wise, and I have worms.

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So... oh breakfast

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I got your sausage,
egg and cheese biscuit.

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Yummy yummy ! thank you Ryan.

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What was the thing you needed me
to come in early for ?

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The sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.

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But thank you, and why don't
you just take a couple hours,

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<i>- Estás a ouvir-me, Michael?</i>
- Afirmativo.

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<i>O que acabei de dizer?</i>

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Acabaste de dizer... Deixa-me ver
os meus apontamentos. Disseste...

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<i>O Alan e eu criámos um programa</i>
<i>de incentivos para aumentar as vendas...</i>

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Como está o Alan? Diz ao Alan
que os Mets não valem nada. Está bem?

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Recado meu. Em grande!
Força, Pirates!

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<i>Não vou fazer isso

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[75][95]{C:$aaccff}The Office - Biuro|1x06: GORÂ¥CA LASKA
[136][161]- Czy ty mnie s³uchasz Michael?|- Oczywi�cie.
[163][184]Co w³a�nie powiedzia³am?
[186][220]Powiedzia³a�... yyy...,|niech sprawdzê notatki...
[222][236]powiedzia³a�...
[238][280]- Alan i ja stworzyli�my program motywacyjny by...|- Hej, hej, co u Alana?
[282][319]Powiedz Alanowi,|¿e Metsi s¹ do bani, ok?
[321][344]Ode mnie, wielka chwila,|dalej Parrots!
[346][355]- Nie zrobiê tego, Michael.|- Ok.
[357][380]Stworzyli�my program motywacyjny,|by zwiêkszyæ sprzeda¿.
[382][384]Aha.
[386][416]Na koniec miesi¹ca mo¿e¿ nagrod

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The Stamford branch is closing.

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And everybody's just packing off their stuff.

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And, Bernard, made this staple hats.

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That's the other thing you have to watch out.

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Yo, tuna. I want to talk to you
about the new boss, Michael Scott.

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So, what's he like?

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Likes, dislikes, favorites sports,
favorite movies, favorite man's magazine

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You know wha

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I'm hungry.

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Mooovie Monday!

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The only cure I know
for the Monday blues is...

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<i>Varsity Blues.</i>

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Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.

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All right,
everybody here?

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Yes.

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Popcorn, anyone?

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Yes, please!

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christ... No!

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Why are you...
why did you bring that here?

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Don't worry, she's dead. Oh, wait...

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He's dead.

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Dwight, what...

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I accidentally ran over it.
It's a Christmas miracle.

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Get it out of here!

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Relax, okay?

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And because this is Christmas

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A qui t'envoie un fax si tôt ?

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C'est un peu dur à expliquer...

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<i>J'ai pas des tonnes de contacts
avec la branche de Scranton,</i>

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mais avant de partir,
j'ai pris du papier à lettre à Dwight,

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alors je lui envoie un fax
de temps en temps,

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de lui même...

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du futur.

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<i>Dwight, à 8h ce matin,
quelqu'un va empoisonner le café.</i>

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<i>Tonight, the Scranton Business Park
is having Casino Night.</i>

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<i>And we are converting our warehouse
into a full-blown gambling hall.</i>

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<i>And I know it's illegal in
Pennsylvania,</i>

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but, it's for charity.

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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.

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It's just, nice to know
at the end of the day,

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I can look in the mirror and say,
"Michael, because of you,"

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{109}{147}{y:i}So, do you wanna see it or not?
{147}{219}I don't know. It'll be like, |friday night crowd...
{229}{288}Oh my god. |You're like agoraphobic.
{288}{321}- Agoraphobic. |- Yeah!
{321}{352}- Really? |- Yeah!
{356}{434}You would rather sit on your couch |and watch a Phillies game
{434}{486}than go out to a movie with |your awesome girlfriend.
{486}{510}Absolutely correct.
{510}{533}Later, Jim.
{533}{562}Kev, have a good weekend.
{575}{591}Bye
{595}{655}Okay, So, It's what's gonna happen.|You'are gonna suck it up,
{655}{667}Here we go.
{667}{701}- And we're gonna go to dinner,|- Okay
{701}{743}- And then, we're gonna go to the

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Sí, ya no soy temporal. He
conseguido el antiguo trabajo de Jim.

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Lo que significa que la reunión de mi
instituto dentro de diez años

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no dirán "Ryan Howard
es un temporal" sino

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"Ryan Howard es un asociado de ventas
en una empresa de papel de medio rango"

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Eso les enseñará.

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No tienes ni idea de cuanto
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Yo también.

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What's this?

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That's a demerit.

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Jim Halpert, tardiness.

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- I love it already.
- You've gotta learn, Jim.

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You're 2nd in command,
but that doesn't put you above the law.

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Oh, I understand.

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And I also have lots of questions,
like, what does a demerit mean?

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Let's put it this way.

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- You don't want to rece

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She's absolutely adorable!

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He.

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Oh, sorry.

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He's dressed all in pink.

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That's his favorite color.

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That's... fun for him.

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Fantastic.

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Look at that. How cute!

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Thank you.

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- May I?
- Sure.

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Look at me! I'm a baby!

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Bienvenidos a Scranton

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ENTREGAS
DUNDER MIFFLIN

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Muy bien, Jim. Tus informes
trimestrales se ven muy bien.

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- ¿Cómo va todo en la biblioteca?
- Ya te dije. No pude cerrar el trato.

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¿Así que viniste a pedirle
consejos al maestro?

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¿Eso querías decirme, discípulo?

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La verdad es que tú
me llamaste, pero sí.

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Muy bien.
Déjame most

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Scranton le da la bienvenida

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�sta es noche de Dundies...

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...la entrega anual de premios a los
empleados de Dunder Mifflin.

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Y el día favorito de todos.

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Todos esperan este día...

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...porque mucha gente de aquí...

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...no gana trofeos con frecuencia,
como Meredith o Kevin.

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¿Quién va a darle un premio a Kevin?
¿Dunkin' Donuts?

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¡Feliz Navidad!

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Feliz Navidad... ¡No!
¿Por qué trajiste esa cosa?

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No te preocupes, está muerta. Espera.

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Está muerto.

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Dwight, ¿qué...?

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Lo atropellé sin querer.
Es un milagro navideño.

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Bueno, llévatelo de aquí.

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Tranquilízate. Como es Navidad...

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...voy a asar este ganso
y lo prepararé..

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¡Feliz Noche de brujas para todos!
Ah, eso es genial.

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Hola. Feliz Noche de brujas.

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Llamó Jan.

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Bien.

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Ya sé por qué llamó.

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Es fin de mes...

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...y se supone que debo despedir
a alguien a fin de mes.

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Y se supone
que me ponga un disfraz y sonría.

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<i>- Bien.
- Oficina de Jan Levinson.</i>

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- Es encantadora.
- Encantador.

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- Disculpa. �l... Está vestido de rosa.
- Es su color favorito.

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- Qué bueno para él.
- Fantástico.

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- Vaya, miren eso. Adorable.
- Gracias.

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- ¿Puedo?
- Claro.

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¡Oigan, mírenme! Soy un bebé.

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Soy uno de esos bebés
de <i>Look Who's Talking.</i>

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¿En qué estoy pensando?

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- ¿Pam?
- ¿Sí?

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- ¿Viste <i>Oprah</i> ayer?
- No, no lo vi.

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Voy... Voy a ser padre.

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- ¿Qué pasó en <i>Oprah?</i>
- Estaba Angelina Jolie.

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Adoptó un bebé asiático
y dijo que le cambió la vida...

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...y eso realmente me inspiró.

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Así que me gustaría
que averiguaras...

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...cuánto podría costarme un bebé chino.

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¿Puedes confirmar si las tiras
están bien ajustadas?

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Sí.

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- Pero esto parece un poco--
- Y ahora las cadenas.

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Muchos creen que el campamento
de magia es sólo para niños.

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Y por eso muchos de mis compañeros
eran niños.

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Una profecía autocumplida.

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Es para cualquiera que tenga un sueño
y fe en la magia...

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...y un poco de tiempo

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Allá vamos...

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Bonito vestido Ryan.

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- No es un vestido, es un "kurtha".
- Vale.

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Esta noche, una de nuestras
compañeras más étnicas, Kelly,

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nos ha invitado a todos
a la Celebración de Diwali,

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celebrada por su comunidad.

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¿Qué es Diwali?
Podríais preguntaros.

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Bueno, como diría Kelly,

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<i>"Es

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- ¿Pam?
- ¿Sí?

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- ¿Viste <i>Oprah</i> ayer?
- No, no lo vi.

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Voy... Voy a ser padre.

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- ¿Qué pasó en <i>Oprah?</i>
- Estaba Angelina Jolie.

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Adoptó un bebé asiático
y dijo que le cambió la vida...

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...y eso realmente me inspiró.

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Así que me gustaría
que averiguaras...

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...cuánto podría costarme un bebé chino.

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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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Sure, can I ask who's calling ?

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Just a second.

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Jim Halpert

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What ?
How did you get this number ?

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Stalker.

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Katy, and Jim, met in the office.

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And now I guess they're like,

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going out, or dating, or something.

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And, uh...

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Bienvenidos a Scranton

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ENTREGAS
DUNDER MIFFLIN

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Muy bien, Jim. Tus informes
trimestrales se ven muy bien.

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- ¿Cómo va todo en la biblioteca?
- Ya te dije. No pude cerrar el trato.

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¿Así que viniste a pedirle
consejos al maestro?

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¿Eso querías decirme, discípulo?

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La verdad es que tú
me llamaste, pero sí.

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Muy bien.
Déjame most

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Oh!!!

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She's absolutely adorable!

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He!

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Oh, sorry

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He's dressing color pink

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That's his favorite color

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Oh, that's fun for him

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Fantastic

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Oh, wow, look at that

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- How cute
- Thank you

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Oh, may I...

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J'ai faim!

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Le film du lundi!

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Le seul remède que je connaisse
pour le blues du lundi, c'est...

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"Varsity Blues*".

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On y va! Allez!

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- Assieds-toi là-bas...
- Tout le monde est là ? Oui.

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- Quelqu'un veut du pop-corn?
- Oui! S'il te plaiiiiiit!

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Merci!

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Quelqu'un d'autre?

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- Es encantadora.
- Encantador.

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- Disculpa. �l... Está vestido de rosa.
- Es su color favorito.

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- Qué bueno para él.
- Fantástico.

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- Vaya, miren eso. Adorable.
- Gracias.

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- ¿Puedo?
- Claro.

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¡Oigan, mírenme! Soy un bebé.

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Soy uno de esos bebés
de <i>Look Who's Talking.</i>

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¿En qué estoy pensando?

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Hola hijo

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Si estas viendo esto, significa que estoy muerto.

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La vida es una montaña...

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Como sabes que será un niño?

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Callate, dejame de interrumpir.

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Ayer estaba limpiando mis toma corrientes con un tenedor de metal.

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Y me electrocute.

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Y cuando me desperte, tuve una epirariria

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La vida es preciosa

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¿Dónde está mi escritorio?

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Eso sí que es raro.

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No es gracioso.
Es una falta total de profesionalismo.

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El que perdió el escritorio eres tú.

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Yo no lo perdí.

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Cálmate. ¿Dónde lo viste por última vez?

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Veamos, ¿quién movió mi escritorio?

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Debes recordar qué hiciste.

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Muy bien, se lo contaré

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- ¿Qué?
- Nada.

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<i>Pam está de vacaciones...</i>

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...y regresa mañana,
así que será agradable verla.

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Será agradable.

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Y fijó una fecha para la boda con Roy.

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En junio. Verano.
Así que será agradable.

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Y eso es todo.

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- ¿Qué?
- Nada.

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Jim ha estado mirándome mucho
durante toda la semana.

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<i>Y, ¿quieres ir a verla o no?</i>

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No lo sé. Las multitudes de
los viernes en la noche...

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Dios mío. Eres agorafóbico.

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- ¿Agorafóbico?
- Sí.

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- ¿De veras?
- Sí.

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Prefieres sentarte en el sofá
a mirar un juego de los Phillies...

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...que salir a ver una película
con tu bella novia.

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- Es muy cierto.
- Nos vemos, Jim.

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Happy Halloween, everyone.

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Oh, that's great.

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Hey. Happy Halloween.

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Jan called.

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Ohh, 'kay.

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I know, why she's calling.

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It's the end of the month,
and I was supposed,

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to let somebody go by
the end of the month.

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And somehow I'm supposed
to put on a costume and smile.

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Elle est absolument adorable !

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"Il".

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Oh, pardon.

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Il est en rose.

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Sa couleur préférée.

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C'est... amusant.

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Fantastique.

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Regardez-moi ça. Tellement mignon !

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Merci.

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- Je peux ?
- Bien sûr.

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Regardez-moi ! Je suis un bébé !

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Elle est absolument adorable !

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"Il".

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Oh, pardon.

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Il est en rose.

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Sa couleur préférée.

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C'est... amusant.

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Fantastique.

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Regardez-moi ça. Tellement mignon !

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Merci.

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- Je peux ?
- Bien sûr.

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Regardez-moi ! Je suis un bébé !

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Allez, la porte...

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Poussez !

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Poussez !

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Non non non ! Tourne-le.
Tourne-le, t'es en train de le casser.

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Allez-y !

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Allez ! Recule !

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Et voilà.

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Ne casse pas les branches, Dwight.

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Ah je me suis planté une écharde.

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Tiens le coup, on a tous nos problèmes.

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Enigme:

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j'ai 2 pièces pour un total de 15 cents,

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l'une d'elles n'est pas une pièce
de 5 cents. Quelles sont ces pièces?

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10 cents et 5 cents.

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J'ai dit que l'une d'entre elles
n'est pas de 5 cents.

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Oui mais l'autre l'est.
Je l'ai déjà entendu avant.

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Ok.

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Un homme et son fils ont
un accident de voiture.

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Jim! Tu peux venir s'il te plaît ?

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Salut, Jim.

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Hello.

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Je suis Harvey, un ordinateur.

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Jim est nul.

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- Désolé.
- Zing.

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C'est dur.

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Désolé, je ne peux pas le contrôler.

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Si, tu peux.

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Tu sais quoi ? Va chercher Pam.

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- Pour ç

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¡Feliz Noche de brujas para todos!
Ah, eso es genial.

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Hola. Feliz Noche de brujas.

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Llamó Jan.

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Bien.

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Ya sé por qué llamó.

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Es fin de mes...

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...y se supone que debo despedir
a alguien a fin de mes.

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Y se supone
que me ponga un disfraz y sonría.

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<i>- Bien.
- Oficina de Jan Levinson.</i>

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- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?
- No puedo creer que caí con eso.

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¡Oh, Dios mío!

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¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¿Cuál es el chiste?

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Cuéntenme.

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¿Soy el único o alguien más intuye
un tú quemas aquí?

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- ¿Qué es eso de "tú quemas"?
- No gran cosa, ¿tú qué más?

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Oh, vaya. Fingí no saberlo.

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Oh, eso es brillante.

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- Pam.
- ¿Sí?

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¿Viste a Oprah ayer?

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No, no la vi.

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Yo... voy a ser padre.

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- ¿De qué iba Oprah?
- Estaba Angelina Jolie invitada.

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Y ha adoptado un bebé, de Asia.

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Y dijo que le ha cambiado la vida.

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Y eso realmente me inspiró.

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Así que quiero que mires cuanto

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