Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara Taboo Charming Mother

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Hola,mamacita.

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Como estuvieron los chiquilines?

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No puedo creer que te gustara
realmente,eres una sucia!

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Por favor...deten....esto....

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Por favor...

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De que estas hablando,
si te corriste muchas veces por el culo!

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Pero...!

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Hey,si vi como chupabas esas
vergas como si fueran dulces.

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Estas aqui...?

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Bye, Honey.

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Bye.

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Hey, Kazuhiko.

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At least greet your mom.

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Damn that boy.

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Boys his age are all like that.

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It's just a phase.

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You think so?

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It's been a year since you came here, Misako.

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He should have accepted you by now.

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There'

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The water canal has reached
our village, Mother.

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The villagers want you
to inaugurate it.

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She refuses! You are our mother,
the mother of the whole village!

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Either you inaugurate it
or it will remain untouched!

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Mother, please...

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I speak the truth.

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The wedding was so grand that
everybody is talking about it.

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Of course. God has blesse

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{1334}{1436}We look awful. Except mom...|She always looks good.
{1485}{1536}Happy birthday to you,
{1599}{1676}happy birthday to you,
{1704}{1799}happy birthday dear mother,
{1819}{1877}happy birthday to you.
{1968}{2000}One there! One there!
{2053}{2077}Well, mom,
{2084}{2154}when are you going to lie|about your age like I do?
{2173}{2265}lt was hard enough getting|so far without taking away years now.
{2270}{2319}That's right. You look great.
{2337}{2386}Because I'm happy. lt's love...
{2404}{2428}Found a boyfriend?
{2449}{2505}Well, not exactly

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Vale, ¿dónde estábamos?

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Era Junio del 2006,

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y la vida acababa de dar
un giro inesperado.

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Papá, ¿puedes saltar a la parte
donde conociste a mamá?

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Parece que has estado hablando durante
un año.

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Cariño, todo lo que os cuento
es importante.

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Todo es parte de la historia.

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- ¿Puedo ir al baño?
- No.

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it was saturday night in new york city,

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and the young metropolitan set
was out on the town,

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living the kind of crazy lifestyle

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you can only find in the big apple.

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a hundred

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we only got 82 on our honeymoon.

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so, robin

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mm? i've got a guy for you.

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oh?

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he's cute.

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Nu ?

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Mijn naam is Sam.

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En ik ben vrijgezel.

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Ik zoek een minnaar.
Man of vrouw, maakt niet uit.

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Hé, ik vang gerust een klap
voor je op. Zo ben ik.

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Ik vang een klap voor je op.

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Ik wil een grote, sterke man.
Voor mij is dit heel belangrijk.

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Want, weet je, dat maakt
wel degelijk iets uit.

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Ik hou van

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Al principio de la segunda guerra mundial,
Suecia quiso ayudar

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a su vecina Finlandia,
y ofrecio a los niños finlandeses

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hogares temporales
con las familias suecas.

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Había más de 70.000 '' niños de la guerra''.

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¿Madre, usted sin embargo recuerda
cómo todo comenzó?

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¿Usted sin embargo recuerda
cómo la guerra comenzó?

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Eero!

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¡

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Volvamos al 2006, cuando
el abuelo y la abuela vinieron a visitarme

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y salimos todos a comer.

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Se nos ve muy felices
a todos, verdad?

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Error!.

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Desearía que tu cara
se derritiera.

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Desearía que tus globos
oculares explotaran.

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- Te odio.
- Yo te odio más.

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-Le voy a matar.
- No puedo decir que le culpe.

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{51}{152}- Ennen häitä alkoi tapahtua outoja asioita.|- Miksi vatsaani koskee?
{156}{228}Olen pahoillani, kulta. Söin palan|jäätelöä aiemmin päivällä.
{232}{303}Voi kulta, tiedäthän meillä|olevan laktoosi-intoleranssi.
{307}{439}Odota. Yritätkö väittää, että kun toinen|tuntee jotain, niin myös toinenkin?
{443}{511}Olette niin riippuvaisia toisistanne.
{515}{601}- Emmehän ole.|- Ettekö? Entä pari päivää sitten?
{611}{691}- Minun tarvitsee hakea munia.|- Tulen mukaasi.
{885}{967}Se, että viihdymme toistemme seurassa,|ei tee meitä riippuvaisiksi toisistamme.
{971}{1051}Ettekö? Mitä sitten tapahtui|suun

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Vertaling:
Hoek & Son?pouse Ondertiteling BV

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Heel lang geleden,
in het koninkrijk Anwyn...

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woonde een droomprins.
Althans, volgens sommigen.

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Ik vond hem altijd
een beetje een drammer.

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Ik ben Rodney Tutor, tovenaar.

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Maar tot hij morgen trouwt,
ben ik tijdelijk de slaaf van de prins.

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Dan kan nu het verhaal beginnen.

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Als iemand bezwaa

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{40}{90}-�äðàâåéòå.
{95}{155}-�îéäîõìå äà âè êàæåì "÷àî", çàìèíàâàìå çà �õàéî.
{156}{280}-�à áå, îòèâàòå íà èíòåðâþ çà îñèíîâÿâàíå!|-�à, ùå ñå ñðåùíåì ñ æåíàòà, êîÿòî ìîæå áè|íîñè íàøåòî áåáå.
{281}{395}-�å ìîãà äà ïîâÿðâàì! �îãàòî ñå âúðíåòå,|ùå èìàòå áåáå! �îëêîâà å ñòðàííî!
{396}{450}� òîëêîâà íåâÿðíî!
{455}{555}�ÿ å åäâà âúâ âòîðèÿ ìåñåö, è å õàðåñàëà ìîëáàòà íè,|íî êîé çíàå äàëè ùå õàðåñà

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ROK 2030
D?ti, nikdy nepodce?ujte s?lu osudu.

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Proto?e kdy? to nejm?? ?ek?te,
i ta nejmen?? v?c

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m??e spustit sled ud?lost?,
kter? zm?n? v?? ?ivot.

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Jako nap??klad moje cesta do Chicaga.

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ROK 2007
Ta ochranka byla a? moc vlezl?.

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To je celkem vtipn?, m? se ta ?ensk?
skoro ani nedotkla...

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Br?na 23. Jdeme.

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Jestli zme?k?me tenhle let,
tak

00:00:05:Principal Charming
00:00:58:Hey, Homer, did I wake you?
00:01:00:I'm up! I'm up!
00:01:02:I wanted to tell you|about a new BBQ joint.
00:01:05:Oh, BBQ!
00:01:06:It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless|BBQ Pit.
00:01:10:I can still taste the sauce.|And get this:
00:01:14:-It's all-you-can-eat!|-This is like some beautiful dream!
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00:01:26:Marge, I've got five words|to say to you.
00:01:29:Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.
00:01:32:You promised you'd only have|six servings of pork a week.
00:01:36:I'm only human. Now look,|here's what we're gonna do:
00:01:40:We'll take the kids to your sisters'

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{334}{383}When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,
{383}{447}he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.
{447}{566}It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,
{566}{692}and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.
{699}{809}When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,
{809}{909}Marshall, the youngest member of the audience, raised his hand with a question.
{923}{997}What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?
{997}{1042}So you want to be an anthropologist?
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{325}{395}So there was this one night before I met your mother,
{396}{444}when I really wanted to go to the bar.
{446}{508}The bar... big surprise.
{509}{553}You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
{559}{607}Well, that's just we did back then.
{609}{666}Me, Marshall and Lily,
{668}{710}Barney, Robin--
{712}{787}we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.
{803}{837}But then, one night...
{839}{866}Why don't we go to McClaren's?
{867}{896}Let's go to McClaren's.
{898}{934}You guys talking to each other?
{961}{994}Nobody's listening?
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Kids, I told you stories
about all the big holidays--

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Christmas...

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Halloween...

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Thanksgiving...

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but one holiday was
always my favorite--

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Super Bowl Sunday.

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And there was one
Super Bowl back in 2007

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that I will never forget.

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Marshall, you're
on beer detail.

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Li

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Srácok, azt hiszitek, már minden
történetet hallottatok azelõttrõl,

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hogy megismertem volna édesanyátokat,

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de vannak olyan történetek,
amiket elmond az ember,

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és vannak, amiket nem.

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Istenem...

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Istenem...

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Válogasd meg a szavaidat, Ted.

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Oké. Barney, megküzdök az övért.

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Az övért?

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<i>Era mayo de 2006 en Nueva York,
y la vida era buena.</i>

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<i>Pero todo estaba a punto de cambiar.</i>

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Y bien, ¿qué opinan?

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¿Robin otra vez?

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Es evidente que el universo no quiere
que Robin y tú estén juntos.

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No enojes al universo.
El universo te dará una bofetada.

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¿No crees que el universo...

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...tiene otras preocupaciones
ad

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{620}{670}- Y tu mama tambien -|(A tvoji matku taky)
{680}{750}MEXICK? J?ZDA
{1111}{1209}Slib mi, ?e nebude? sp?t|s Italama, ani s d?tma.
{1225}{1259}Zlat??ko, co ??k???
{1291}{1376}Ani s Ameri?anama.|je to svinstvo!
{1386}{1440}Ani s mal?ma Francouzama.
{1445}{1472}Ne!
{1477}{1580}Ale ani s Mexi?anem|prodava?em n?ramk? ...
{1585}{1633}...v Cote D'Azur.|a?ch! Tenochi.
{1638}{1736}S nik?m.|ov?em ?e ne.
{1756}{1816}Slib mi to.|-Slibuji.
{1822}{1861}Co?|Jdi, v?ak v??!
{1867}{1906}Co v?m?
{1965}{1993}Slibuje? ...
{1999}{2061}...nebudu sp?t ani...
{2067}{2095}...s ???anem.
{2100}{2181}J? ne?ertuju!|nev???? mi, Te

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Una noche antes de conocer a su madre,

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Tenía muchas ganas de ir al bar.

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El bar... que novedad.

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Vaya que pasabas mucho tiempo en Bares.

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Bueno, eso es lo que hacíamos en esa época.

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Marshall, Lily y yo...

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.. Barney, Robin...

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Nos la pasábamos todos en
Un Bar llamado McClaren's.

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Pero, una noche...

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Chicos, a veces tu relacción va
tan bien durante tanto tiempo

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que crees que será así para siempre.

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Nunca es así.

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Bueno, tuvimos nuestra primera pelea.

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Tuvimos nuestra primera pelea.

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Oh, no, ¿Por qué habeis discutido?

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Oh, no, ¿Por qué habeis discutido?

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Hace unos meses, se le propuso
a mi despacho de arquitectura

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Chicos, nunca subestiméis
el poder del destino.

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Porqué cuando menos te lo esperas,
la cosa más pequeña

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puede causar un efecto
en cadena que cambie tu vida.

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Tomad por ejemplo mi viaje a Chicago.

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Esa guardia de seguridad
era un poco tocona.

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Que gracioso.
A mi apenas me tocó.

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Uh, puerta de embarque 23. Vamos.

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Si perdemos este vue

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{16}{90}Lapset, ei ole mitään ihmeellisempää|kuin New York talvella, -
{108}{192}paitsi näkymä New Yorkista|talvella asuntosi ikkunasta.
{200}{330}Talvella 2006 Marshall, Lily, Robin ja minä|olimme kaikki syvässä pariskuntatalviunessa.
{334}{396}Surullista kyllä, tämä jätti|Barney-sedän ulos kylmään.
{400}{508}Koko yön kestävät reivit. Hylätty|rengastehdas Newarkissa. Olemme listalla.
{512}{589}- Kuka on mukana?|- En...
{628}{700}Yksityislentokone. Teterboron|lentokenttä, nakulaskuvarjohyppyä.
{704}{754}- Kuka on mukana?|- Ei kiitos.
{804}{896}Yksi olut. Baari. Alakerrassa.|15 sekunnin kävely.
{900}{948}K

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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 1x02

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Traducerea ºi adaptarea: Iulian ªeica

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Deci, unde rãmãsesem ?

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Ne povesteai cum
ai cunoscut-o pe mama.

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Cu detalii numeroase.

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Deci, în 2005, când aveam 27 de ani,
cei mai buni amici ai mei s-au logodit

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ºi asta m-a pus pe gânduri, poate
cã ar trebui sã mã cãsãtoresc ºi eu.

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Apoi am vãzut-o pe Robi

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Some kids dream of
being astronauts.

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Some kids dream of
playing baseball.

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When I was a kid,
I had only one dream.

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To build a skyscraper.

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That's stupid.

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There were some
obstacles along the way.

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But eventually my
dream came true.

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I became an architect.

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Morning, everyone!

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back we are dating robin and i had this running joke.

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we were the only two people in the world who found it funny

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no way.

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march does not have 31 days.

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yes, it does.

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everyone knows that.

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it's like general knowledge.

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general knowledge. general knowledge.

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and we did it all the time.

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kids, back in 2007, it seems like everyone belonged to

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these silly things called gyms.

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The idea was you'd pay them lots of money

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to run around and lift heavy things.

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biggest rip-off in the world

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and yet people fell for it.

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including me.

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oh, forgot my wallet

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it started with one of those moments

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D?ti, nikdy nepodce?ujte
s?lu osudu.

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Proto?e kdy? v n?j uv???te,
mali?kosti

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m??ou, kter? se stanou,
m??ou obr?tit v?? ?ivot vzh?ru nohama.

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Tak nap??klad
m?j v?let do Chicaga.

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Ten sucuri??k byl tro?ku
moc d?v?rn?.

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To je zvl??tn?.
Ona o?ah?vala jen m?.

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Uh, br?na 23. P?idej.

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Jestli nestihnem tento let,
tak si to nikdy neodpust?m.

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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{1}{51}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 25.08.2006
{55}{155}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{160}{240}Suomennos: Otukka, henkka,|Cromwell, sledge, matu ja quasar.
{245}{310}Oikoluku: matu.
{328}{416}Uuden vuoden aatosta pitää|muistaa yksi asia. Se on syvältä.
{420}{516}Näyttäähän se hienolta TV:ssä, mutta|todellisuudessa se on pelkkää pettymystä.
{520}{590}Vuonna 2005 yritin mahdotonta:
{594}{683}Järjestää ystävilleni mahtavan uuden|vuoden. Minulla oli tarkka suunnitelma.
{687}{751}Eikä se maksanutkaan kuin|puolet joulubonuksestani.
{949}{1044}Aivan oikein. Limusiini.
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the early bloom of romantics is a wonderful thing.

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you meet someone, you have a connection, and that person

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becomes sheer perfection in your eyes.

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you just can't find anything wrong with them.

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El año 2030

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<i>Hay muchos edificios
en la ciudad de Nueva York, chicos.</i>

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<i>Miles de departamentos.
Millones de historias.</i>

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<i>Y aunque pasaron décadas,
y allí vive otra persona...</i>

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<i>...hay un departamento en especial
que siempre será nuestro departamento.</i>

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<i>Tengo muchos buenos recuerdos
de ese lugar.</i>

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<i>Marshall jugando video juegos.</i>

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�ñêàì äà çíàì êàêâî ñòàíà ñ äåòåòî ìè.

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�çàçåë ñå îïèòâà äà
èìà ñèí îò ìíîãî âðåìå.

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�î ñåãà óñïÿâàõ äà ãî ñïðà.

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�îçè ïúò çàêúñíÿõ.

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�ÿìàõ âúçìîæíîñò äà
âè ïîçäðàâÿ ïî-ðàíî.

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�ç ñúì �ëà.

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�êî ñå çàíèìàâàø ñ òîâà îò 5

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kids, back in 2007, it seems like everyone belonged to

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these silly things called gyms.

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The idea was you'd pay them lots of money

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to run around and lift heavy things.

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biggest rip-off in the world

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and yet people fell for it.

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including me.

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oh, forgot my wallet

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it started with one of those moments

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movie info: XVID 608x336 23.976fps 175.0 MB

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Kids, when it comes to love,

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the best relationships are the ones that just come naturally.

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My first solo batch.

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Um, I think those need to stay in the oven a while longer.

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Here's a professional tip.

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If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake.

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It's a beverage.

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the early bloom of romantics
is a wonderful thing.

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you meet someone, you have a
connection, and that person

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becomes sheer
perfection in your eyes.

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you just can't find a
nything wrong with them.

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you can't wait to tell the
world about it.

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she convinced you to go jogging?

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wow, you really want
to get in this girl's pants.

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i'm telling

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{44}{102}Cze??!
{102}{166}Wpadli?my si? po?egana?,|jedziemy do Ohio.
{166}{212}Jasne! Macie spotkanie adopcyjne.
{212}{277}Jedziemy spotka? si? z kobiet?,|kt?ra mo?e urodzi nam dziecko.
{277}{361}Nie mog? w to uwierzy?,|wr?cicie tu z dzieckiem.
{367}{451}-To takie dziwne.|-I takie niew?a?ciwe.
{465}{530}To dopiero pocz?tek ci??y,|podoba?a jej si? aplikacja...
{530}{572}ale nie wiadomo, czy my si? jej spodobamy.
{572}{620}Dajcie spok?j, b?dzie was uwielbia?.
{620}{681}Dzi?ki, ale postanowili?my|nie mie? zbyt wielkich nadziei.
{681}{726}I wci?? potrz

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{21}{74}{y:b}Rok 2030.
{76}{157}{y:i}Dzieci, opowiem wam niesamowit? histori?.
{157}{213}{y:i}Histori? jak pozna?em wasz? mam?.
{213}{271}Czy to jest kara za co??
{271}{286}{y:i}Nie.
{286}{334}Czy to potrwa troch??
{334}{431}{y:i}Tak. 25 lat temu,|{y:i}przed tym jak by?em waszym tat?,
{431}{485}{y:i}Wiod?em ca?kiem odmienne ?ycie.
{502}{566}{C:$ffa11f}How.I.Met.Your.Mother 1x01 Pilot|(Jak pozna?em wasz? mam?)
{577}{628}{y:i}Cofnijmy si? do 2005 roku.
{628}{698}{y:i}Mia?em 27 lat, zaczyna?em jako architekt
{698}{771}{y:i}i mieszka?em w Nowym Jorku

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Kids, you remember
my first day with Robin.

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- I think I'm in love with you.
- What?!

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Well, here's the thing, normal people,
you know, people who aren't your dad,

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usually take longer to say "I love you."

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Robin went through the usual stages.

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- Spider! Spider!
- I left something in the hallway.

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- Where?
- Right there.

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Got it.

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<i>Chicos, cuando Robin era adolescente...</i>

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<i>era, bueno, una estrella
del pop canadiense.</i>

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<i>Pero en 2008, era una persona
totalmente diferente.</i>

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Y a continuaci?n,
?intenta matarte tu beb??

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<i>Quiz? por eso lo que ocurri?
esa semana fue tan raro.</i>

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Al salir esta ma?ana, ?qu? fr?o!

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As? que le ech? agallas.

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Y no s? por q