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E o piatrã magnificã.
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Au ridicat-o azi dimineaþã.
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Chiar cã e o piatrã magnificã.
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Jerry?
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George...
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...te lãsãm singur cu ea.
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- Ce?
- Sunt sigurã cã existã lucruri...
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...pe care vrei sã le spui.
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Nu, sunt în regulã.
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Serios. Jerry?
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Mã gândeam la perucã din
punct de vedere istoric.
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Razboiul Revoluþiei a fost ultimul
rãzboi purtat în peruci...
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...ºi se pare cã din cauza asta le-a fost greu.
Se duc la bãtãlie:
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"Mi-am luat gloanþele?
Mi-am luat centura de poliþist?"
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Trebuia sã te asiguri cã ai totul la tine.
Mai sunt multe de verificat.
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"Dacã sunt omorât?
Ãmi stã drept peruca?"
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Ha
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So I'm on line at the supermarket.
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Two women in front of me.
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One of them, her total was .
The other, .
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They both, of course, choose
to pay by the use of the check.
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Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you
that's writing out the check...
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...you'll not be waiting long.
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I have noticed that women
are very fast with checks.
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You know
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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.
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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...
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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".
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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...
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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.
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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.
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Sólo bajen la música.
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Ciertas mujeres se ena
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No puedes tener un adulterio,
cometes adulterio.
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Y ni siquiera puedes cometerlo
a menos que estés comprometido.
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Asà que tienes que comprometerte...
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...antes de siquiera
pensar en cometerlo.
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No hay cometido sin el cometido.
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Cuando lo cometes,
cometes adulterio.
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Y puedes ser descubierto,
divorciarte, enloquecer...
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...y después te
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Oh, hi.
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A hundred episodes.
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That's a lot. During the course of
which George, Elaine, Kramer and I...
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...have had many experiences,
both positive and negative.
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Well, mostly negative.
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There've been some relationships
that haven't worked out...
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...ambitions that were unfulfilled...
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...hopes dashed...
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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.
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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...
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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".
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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...
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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.
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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.
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Sólo bajen la música.
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Ciertas mujeres se ena
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-Well, that was all right, huh?
-Yeah.
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Well...
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-...good night.
-Yeah, good night.
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Jerry, we can only stay four days.
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Well, I'm upset,
but we'll make the most of it.
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Helen, did you pack my travel gym?
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Yes. Oh, your father bought
an exercise device off television.
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He does it every morning at 4.
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Onl
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Do you know what this is all about?
Know why we're here?
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To be out. This is out.
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Out is one of the single most
enjoyable experiences of life.
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Know how people talk about
"We should go out"?
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This is what they're talking about.
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This whole thing. We're all out now.
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No one is home.
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Not one person here is home.
We're all out.
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I think people think of their office
as a stationery store with Danish.
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You know what I mean?
You wanna get your pastry...
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...your envelopes, your supplies...
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...your toilet paper, six cups of coffee,
and you go home.
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Why do people that work in offices...
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...have pictures of their family
on their desk facing them?
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Do they forget that they're married?
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So, what happened with
with the auto show?
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-I waited for you. You never came.
-Oh, I'm sorry. I got really busy.
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-How long did you wait?
-Five minutes.
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-Five minutes? That's it?
-No difference. You never showed up.
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Well, I could have.
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I mean, last week we waited for that
friend of Kramer's for like 40 minutes.
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We barely knew the guy.
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Pourquoi est-on ici?
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Pour sortir.
Etre ici, c'est sortir.
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Sortir est une des grandes joies
de l'existence.
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Les gens ne pensent qu'à ça.
Ils en parlent sans arrêt.
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Personne ici
n'est resté à la maison.
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Nous sommes tous sortis.
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Tout le monde nous cherche,
et on est introuvable.
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"Je ne le trouve pas.
Où est-il? II n'a rien dit.
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Odeio roupa.
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Detesto comprá-la,
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detesto tirá-la do roupeiro...
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Não suporto ter de arranjar
combinações diferentes
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todos os dias.
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Acho que, no futuro,
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a Moda vai deixar de existir.
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A sério. Porque todos acabaremos
por usar a mesma roupa.
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Sempre que vejo um filme
ou um programa de televisão
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Fui a la farmacia, querÃa algo para el
resfriado. ¿Lo han hecho alguna vez?
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Hay una pared llena de medicinas.
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"Ok, vamos a ver.
¿Dónde diablos estoy...?
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Ãsta actúa más rápidamente,
pero a ésta le duran más los efectos.
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¿ Cuándo necesito sentirme bien?
¿Ahora o luego?"
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Una decisión difÃcil.
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Los anuncios en televisión muestran
qué le ocurre a ese tipo.
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I love it when people
are complimented on their clothes.
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And they accept the compliment
as if it was about them.
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Nice tie. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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The compliment is for the tie.
It's not for you. But we take it.
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And that's the job of clothes.
To get compliments for us.
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Because it's very hard
to get compliments...
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...based on your human qualities.
Right
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Of all the places you go...
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...the dry cleaning relationship's
the most bizarre.
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You keep giving each other
the same thing...
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...back and forth over and over again.
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He gives it to you, you give it to him,
he gives it back to you.
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lt's like it's half his shirt, in a way.
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He has it as much as you do.
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You ought to go shopping with him.
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Aren't mannequins kind of an insult
to your imagination?
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You couldn't visualize a sweater...
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...so we'll show you on this
life-size, snotty puppet.
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When they're finished
they become crash-test dummies.
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The end of the line
for a mannequin.
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''Whatever happened to Bob?''
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''Have you seen that
new Volvo commercial?
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He's got a bull's-eye
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Estoy en la cola
del supermercado.
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Dos mujeres delante de mÃ.
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El total de una de ellas
es 8 dólares. El de la otra, 3.
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- Ambas, claro, pagan con un...
- ¡Cheque!.
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Si tienes una mujer delante
haciendo un cheque...
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...no vas a esperar mucho.
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Las mujeres son muy rápidas
con los cheques.
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Y eso es porque hacen muchos.
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If wedding invitations
were left up to men...
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...we'd just drive around
sticking fliers in windshields.
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Not even typed up either.
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Just magic markers,
xeroxed, you know:
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"Party."
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What's needed
is a divorce announcement.
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"Mr. and Mrs. Fred Johnson
request the honour of your presence...
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...at the returning of their daughter
back to M
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Llegas a un punto con tus padres...
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...donde lo único que puedes
hacer con ellos es comer.
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Ya no puedes hablar más...
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...pero al menos quieres intentar
mantener tu boca en movimiento.
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Y están tan ansiosos por ello.
Llegas y...
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"¿Cómo estuvo el vuelo?
Debes tener hambre."
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"¿Cómo dormiste?
¿Listo para desayunar?"
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Mi madre dis
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HEY!
Morning!
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Look, this is crazy, I can't go on like this.
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Why?
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I need some space.
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Does that mean I have to go too?
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You don't think she's just talking to me?
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Hey, shut up.
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You shut up.
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I Hate This
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You'll get used to it. It's like a grubby scrub.
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Sempre que vejo os noticiários
e prenderam um criminoso,
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um terrorista, um louco,
ou um assassino em série,
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ele tapa sempre a cara
com o jornal, o casaco, o chapéu...
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O que será que o preocupa?
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Que reputação tem ele para estar
preocupado
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que este tipo de desmascaramento
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lhe prejudique o bom nome?
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Estará á espera de promoçã
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Tengo que confesar que, por alguna
razón, disfruto de ser adulto.
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La principal razón es:
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Como soy adulto, si quiero
una galleta, me la como, ¿bien?
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Puedo comerme tres galletas
o cuatro galletas...
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...o 11 galletas si me da la gana.
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Muchas veces, me quito
el apetito a propósito.
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Porque sÃ.
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Y encima llamo a mi madre
para contár
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Fiestas de cumpleaños.
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El problema con ellas es que la
primera y la última son igualitas.
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Uno está ahÃ, sentado.
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La persona menos emocionada
de toda la fiesta.
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Uno ni siquiera se da cuenta
de que hay una fiesta...
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...y no sabe qué pasa.
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En ambas fiestas,
la gente lo ayuda a uno...
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...a soplar las velas. Y uno
ni siquiera sabe
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Ser doctor es prestigioso...
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...pero es de los únicos trabajos...
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...en el que tienes que tener
tu diploma en la pared.
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Los hace sentir inseguros, ¿o no?
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"Verdaderamente soy doctor.
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Si no lo creen, observen".
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No sé para qué necesitan...
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...esa influencia sicológica.
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"Entre ahÃ, quÃtese el pan
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Un par de tés.
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¿Qué pasó con tu voz?
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Grité en Hecklers toda la noche.
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Es la última vez
que animo un rodeo.
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Jerry, he estado pensando...
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...que ya no soporto ser
George Costanza.
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¿Hablamos de suicidio
o del nombre?
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Del nombre.
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George. ¿Qué es eso? No es nada.
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{69}{165}- Voisit palauttaa lainaamasi tehosekoittimen.|- Mitä väliä sillä on?
{169}{258}- Mehän olemme kuin Kain ja Aabel.|- Tiedätkö, että Kain tappoi Aabelin?
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{379}{457}- Mitä sitten?|- Aabel työskenteli koko kesän, -
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En el mundo de las mascotas,
los monos están en el lÃmite.
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El que quiera un mono
como mascota...
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...que tenga un hijo.
Vamos, no hay mucha diferencia.
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Si necesita una mascota
que patine y que fume...
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...es hora de pensar
en tener una familia.
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Los monos fueron los primeros
en ir al espacio en los años 60...
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...lo cual era muy lógico
para ellos.
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De niño, me encantaban...
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...los autos de choque.
¿Recuerdan? Se iba en cÃrculo.
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Siempre habÃa un niño
que no podÃa.
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¿Recuerdan?
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En cuanto empezaba...
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...se quedaba atascado
entre los autos vacÃos.
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Asi como de...
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"Disculpe.
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Disculpe. ¡Que no anda!
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¡V
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En Floride, les vieux
conduisent lentement
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en ayant leur siège
le plus bas possible.
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Ceci est leur devise.
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Le drapeau de la Floride
devrait être
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un volant avec de
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These pest-control companies...
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...call themselves exterminators,
but they can't really do it.
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The best they can do is get the bugs
to go to somebody else's house.
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They just relocate them.
You know what I mean?
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They're bug realtors
is what they are.
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"I think you'll be happy here. There's
a lot of crumbs, not much light.
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They usually sleep through the night,
so you'll
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I don't belong to a health club. I have a
limit on naked men I see in one day.
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Zero.
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That's it.
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What is with the high level of security
at health clubs, you know?
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The picture IDs. Security guards.
Signing in and out.
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What is this, the Kremlin?
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I mean, the people with a membership
go twice a year. Who's breaking in?
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Is this a big pro
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La gente no ve su oficina
como un sitio de trabajo.
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Piensan que es una papelerÃa
con rosquillas dulces.
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¿Me entienden? Van a buscar
reposterÃa, sobres, provisiones...
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...papel sanitario, 6 tazas
de café y luego, a casa.
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¿Por qué la gente tiene fotos de
su familia sobre su escritorio?
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¿Se les olvida
que están casados?
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"Son las 5:00. Hora de ir al bar
y recoge
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No sé por qué siempre relacionan
el béisbol con el sexo.
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Está en el jardÃn, anotó una,
no llegó a primera base...
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...la saqué fuera,
se fue para el diamante.
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Siempre es el béisbol.
Siempre.
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Para seguir con el béisbol,
prefiero a los árbitros gordos.
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Creo que si estás
en el campo y no juegas...
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...debes estar en un estado
fÃsico lamentable.
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¿Recuerdan la huelga
de los porteros?
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Tienen un sindicato, edificios
elegantes e hicieron una huelga.
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Cualquiera pensarÃa que
el último gremio en protestar...
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...es el de los porteros.
Se creen imprescindibles.
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ImagÃnenselos diciendo:
"¿Qué harÃan sin nosotros?"
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Si no hay porteros, la gente
simplemente abre la puerta y ya.
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¿Quiénes harán
la próxima huelga
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En los estacionamientos tienen
espacio sólo para coches pequeños.
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¿No es eso discriminación hacia
el tamaño de tu coche?
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Si quiero que me asome el culo
por el lugar de estacionamiento...
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...es cosa mÃa.
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Hay gente a la que le asoma el
culo por los pantalones.
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Y nadie les dice nada.
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Nadie dice: " Un momento,
esos pantalones son pequeños.
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Los arbolitos de navidad
inspiran una relación amor-odio.
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Se pasa mucho tiempo
seleccionándolos y decorándolos...
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...y una semana después, los
arrojan a la orilla de la calle.
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El auto reduce la velocidad,
se abre la puerta...
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...y el arbolito sale rodando.
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La gente pierde
el espÃritu navideño...
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...como si fuera un sopor etÃlico.
Un dÃa se levantan y dicen:
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Debo decir que recibà noticias
muy excitantes últimamente.
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No sé si debo decirlo, porque
aún no es definitivo.
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- ¡Vamos!
- ¡Vamos!
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Les diré hasta dónde sé.
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Según la información que tengo
en el sobre que recibÃ...
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...parece ser...
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...que quizás gané
algunos premios valiosos.
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Gracias.
Muchas gracias.
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Hvorfor overrasker det folk,
når nogen får en golfbold i hovedet?
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Ved golfturneringer sidder der
600 mennesker rundt om et lille hul.
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Det er ikke underligt,
at nogen bliver ramt.
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Hvis man kaster sten
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Diseñan las alarmas de los coches...
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...para que el coche actúe como
una persona nerviosa e histérica.
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Cualquiera que se acerque,
cualquiera que le moleste:
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Luces que se encienden y se apagan
como locas.
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No todo el mundo quiere
atraer tanto la atención.
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¿No estarÃa bien que la alarma
fuera más sutil?
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Que si alguien intenta abrir
el coche diga:
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Jag var ute och åt middag
härom kvällen.
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Jag gillar inte systemet
med notan efter maten.
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Innan man äter
har pengar inget värde.
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När man är hungrig
är pengar oviktigt. Man är kung.
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"Mer drinkar och aptitretare!
Snabba på!"
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"Det ska bli vårt livs bästa måltid."
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Efter maten sitter man
med uppknäppta byxor-
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- förstörda
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Não sou esquesito com a comida.
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Eu não:
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"Oh, isto é muito pouco.
Oh, isto está muito salgado."
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Coma e cale-se.
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Eu como eu qualquer lado,
qualquer coisa.
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Já comi no hall dos hoteis, comida que
o serviço de quartos tem nos carrinhos.
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Já comi. Não é a brincar.
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à a minha vida.
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Eu não sei,
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A los padres les gusta llevar
a sus hijos a sitios históricos.
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En vacaciones me llevaron
al Williamsburg colonial...
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...y uno ve a un supuesto
herrero auténtico.
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Tiene el sombrero de tres picos,
los calzones...
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...la camiseta de Def Leppard.
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Luego mis padres me llevaron
al territorio Menonita, y para un niño...
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...ver mucha gente sin auto,
ni TV ni teléfono...
