Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara Seinfeld Sezon 7

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Am fost la cinã ieri searã, nota
de platã a venit la sfârºitul mesei.

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Niciodatã nu mi-a plãcut acest sistem.

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Banii sunt diferiþi înainte sã mãnânci.

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�nainte sã mãnânci, banii nu au valoare.

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Nu-þi pasã când îþi e foame.

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Iei loc la restaurant, eºti regele
imperiului. "Mai multe bãuturi!

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Aperitiv! Repede, repede.

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ªtiþi despre ce este vorba?
ªtiþi de ce ne aflam aici?

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Ca sã fim plecaþi,
asta înseamnã "a fi plecat".

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ªi sã fi plecat, este una din cele
mai populare plãceri ale vieþii.

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Când lumea spune "trebuie sã mai ieºim",
la asta se referã.

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Noi toþi suntem plecaþi,
nu e nimeni acasã.

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Nimeni de aici nu e acasã,
noi toþi suntem plecaþi.

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Sunt oameni care ne

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ªtiþi despre ce este vorba?
ªtiþi de ce ne aflam aici?

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Ca sã fim plecaþi,
asta înseamnã "a fi plecat".

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ªi sã fi plecat, este una din cele
mai populare plãceri ale vieþii.

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Când lumea spune "trebuie sã mai ieºim",
la asta se referã.

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Noi toþi suntem plecaþi,
nu e nimeni acasã.

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Nimeni de aici nu e acasã,
noi toþi suntem plecaþi.

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Sunt oameni care ne

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Urmãream niºte femei
încercând haine la magazin.

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ªi am observat cã o fac
diferit faþã de bãrbaþi.

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Femeile nu probeazã hainele,
se pun în spatele lor.

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Iau o fustã de pe raft...

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ºi o pun pe lângã ele.

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Ele îºi dau seama de ceva din asta.

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Scot un picior în faþã.

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Trebuie sã ºtie, "Dacã într-o zi
am picioarele la

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Urmãream niºte femei
încercând haine la magazin.

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ªi am observat cã o fac
diferit faþã de bãrbaþi.

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Femeile nu probeazã hainele,
se pun în spatele lor.

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Iau o fustã de pe raft...

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ºi o pun pe lângã ele.

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Ele îºi dau seama de ceva din asta.

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Scot un picior în faþã.

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Trebuie sã ºtie, "Dacã într-o zi
am picioarele la

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Mã duc sã-mi fac un test
psihologic.

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Proba de urinã. Atunci când le-o dai
este întotdeauna o plãcere, nu-i aºa?

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�ntotdeauna se pune problema cantitãþii:

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"Nu ºtiu câtã aveþi nevoie.
V-o dau pe toatã care e aici.

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Pot sã mai aduc. Oricât aveþi
nevoie, eu v-o pot aduce.

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Doar sã-mi spuneþi. Vreau sã
spun cã nu este o problemã..."

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Dar la orice tip de

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Mã duc sã-mi fac un test
psihologic.

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Proba de urinã. Atunci când le-o dai
este întotdeauna o plãcere, nu-i aºa?

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�ntotdeauna se pune problema cantitãþii:

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"Nu ºtiu câtã aveþi nevoie.
V-o dau pe toatã care e aici.

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Pot sã mai aduc. Oricât aveþi
nevoie, eu v-o pot aduce.

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Doar sã-mi spuneþi. Vreau sã
spun cã nu este o problemã..."

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Dar la orice tip de

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I guess I knew this day would come.

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The day I have to bury a friend...

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maybe my best friend.

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We've been through a lot together,

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some ugly moments.

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I remember when prompts came in,

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the ventriloquism scare of '84.

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Sure there were times when people
would make fun of you.

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Imitating you...

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Si un asesino en serie anda suelto,
lo más seguro es ser su vecino.

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Nunca matan a su vecino.
El vecino sobrevive...

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...y lo entrevistan.
"Era muy tranquilo".

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A ellos nunca les molestan
los ruidos...

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...durante los asesinatos.
Sólo el estéreo.

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Cierras eléctricas, gritos,
todo bien.

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Sólo bajen la música.

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Ciertas mujeres se ena

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Cand ceri o punguta in restaurant...

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...inseamna ca ai dat gres.

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Tot timpul soptim catre ospatar,
"Scuza-ma...

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...regret, dar trebuie sa-mi aduci o punguta.

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Nu mai pot."

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Este jenant, pentru ca
o punguta inseamna...

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...ori ca te-ai dus la restaurant,
fara sa-ti fie foame...

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...ori ca ti-ai gasit cel mai tampit mod
de a-ti hrani c

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Yes, I'm a very lazy eater.

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That's why I like soup.
First of all, it looks half-digested...

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...so you feel like half the work
is done already.

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I'm hoping Campbell's comes out
with an IV line of soup...

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...that you could just jam
right into your arm, you know?

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Campbell's tomato intravenous.

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Mainline gumbo.

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Everyone just sitting aroun

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{36}{98}Din episoadele anterioare...
{168}{228}Daca cineva va opri fantoma asta,|acela voi fi eu.
{266}{333}Am luat o monstra din ADN-ul|tau, si acum iti voi lua viata.
{377}{416}Avem ce ne trebuie ?
{422}{480}Se pare ca flota ta de luptatori |e pe cale de a decola.
{542}{576}Am avut o mica intalnire cu ultima fantoma.
{582}{620}Trebuie sa parasesc atmosfera asta sa ma vindec.
{679}{704}Il parasec pe Lex.
{713}{751}Crezi ca te las sa pleci pur si simplu ?
{811}{835}Lana!
{856}{891}Lana... e moarta, fiule.
{907}{936}Nu te cred.
{958}{979}Ai omorat-o.
{986}{1017}Sunt infectata de meteorit, nu ?
{1097}{1152}Nu plec nicaieri p

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Nos rapports avec le teinturier
sont des plus bizarres,

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parce que c'est

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un éternel va-et-vient
du même vêtement.

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Il vous le donne,
vous le lui rendez, etc...

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Votre chemise lui appartient à moitié,

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vu qu'il la garde
aussi longtemps que vous.

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Faites des courses ensemble:
"Comment tu la trouves?"

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"Elle donnerait bien
avec un sou

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Fui a la farmacia, quería algo para el
resfriado. ¿Lo han hecho alguna vez?

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Hay una pared llena de medicinas.

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"Ok, vamos a ver.
¿Dónde diablos estoy...?

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�sta actúa más rápidamente,
pero a ésta le duran más los efectos.

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¿ Cuándo necesito sentirme bien?
¿Ahora o luego?"

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Una decisión difícil.

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Los anuncios en televisión muestran
qué le ocurre a ese tipo.

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Weet u waarom we hier zijn?
We zijn uit, dit is nou uit.

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Uit is een van de leukste dingen
in het leven.

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Als iemand zegt 'we moeten eens uit',
dan heeft hij het hierover.

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We zijn hier allemaal uit,
niemand is thuis.

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Niemand hier is thuis, we zijn uit.

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Als iemand ons zoekt,
zijn we onvindbaar.

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'lk kan hem niet vinden, waar is hij? '
Hij zal wel uit zijn.

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Acheter des chaussures est
une épreuve.

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On en essaye une paire,

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et on arpente la boutique
comme un zombie.

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"Oui, celles-ci sont pas mal."

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II y a un miroir
de 30 cm de haut.

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Il sert à quoi? A avoir
l'avis des chats qui passent?

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L'angle est nul!

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Autant demander à un clochard
affalé: "Vous aimez?

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Vi se pare cã pãpuºa ventriloc...

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are o viaþã socialã ºi activã sexual?

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Mereu vorbeºte despre
întâlniri ºi femei cã el ºtie...

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ºi le aduce noaptea în valiza sa.

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Mereu e o glumã de
rumegat acolo, ºtiþi?

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El spune lucruri perverse,
fiindcã e fãcut din lemn...

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ºi îºi poate roti capul.

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Noi ar trebui sã credem.

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Llegas a un punto con tus padres...

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...donde lo único que puedes
hacer con ellos es comer.

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Ya no puedes hablar más...

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...pero al menos quieres intentar
mantener tu boca en movimiento.

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Y están tan ansiosos por ello.
Llegas y...

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"¿Cómo estuvo el vuelo?
Debes tener hambre."

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"¿Cómo dormiste?
¿Listo para desayunar?"

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Mi madre dis

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I can't believe
I'm going out with this guy.

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He's so cool.

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Maybe he'll write a song about me.
That would be amazing.

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"Oh, Elaine, you are so beautiful.

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So, so beautiful.

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Not to mention your personality,
which is so, so interesting.

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If you want, you can quit your job
and never work again."

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Jerry, you have got to come see him.
He is

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Piloten snackar hela tiden:
"Jag flyger där nu."

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"Jag svänger till vänster, går ner.
Jag flyger hit, jag flyger dit."

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Vi säger: "Det var väl bra."

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"Gör bara det du måste göra!"

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Knackar jag på cockpit-dörren?
"Jag äter jordnötter nu."

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"Du vill säkert veta vad vi gör!"

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Tack ska ni ha!

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Jerry!

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Hang on,
let me just pick up a paper.

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Excuse me. Would you mind...

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-...watching my bag for a minute?
-Yeah, no problem.

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-Let's go.
-Well, I gotta watch this guy's bag.

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-For how long?
-I'm sure he'll be back in a second.

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-Nice stuff.
-Come on.

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Excuse me, sir. Would you mind
watching my bag for a second?

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Why? So I can stand here
li

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There's no easy way
to break up.

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When you start dating,
they ought to give you...

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..."Get out of Relationship Free"
cards.

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You know what I mean? So you
could just go up to the person...

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...and go, "Here you go. I'm sorry.

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I'll grab the tennis racket.
Don't even bother to get up.

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Have a good one. Sorry."

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Which is fine, unless the pe

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The life expectancy now is 72,
I think, for men.

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Seventy-five or six
or something for women.

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It's amazing to think that
a couple thousand years ago...

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...life expectancy was 30.

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Which, in our terms, would mean you
get your driver's license around 5...

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...you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.

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In your late teens,
you move down to Florida.

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00:00:02:Nie znosz? ubra?, ok?
00:00:05:Nie znosz? ich kupowania.
00:00:06:Nie znosz? wybierania ich z szafy...
00:00:08:Nie znosz? ka?dego dnia, kiedy|pr?buj? wybra? dla siebie str?j.
00:00:13:My?l?, ?e kiedy?...
00:00:15:...moda po prostu przestanie istnie?.
00:00:17:Wszyscy b?dziemy nosi? to samo.
00:00:19:Bo za ka?dym razem gdy ogl?dam|film albo serial...
00:00:21:...w kt?rym s? ludzie z przysz?o?ci...|albo z innej planety...
00:00:24:...wszyscy maj? na sobie to samo.
00:00:26:W jaki? spos?b zdecydowali, ?e|"To b?dzie nasz str?j"
00:00:29:Jednocz??ciowy srebrny kombinezon,|naszywka w kszta?cie litery V i buty. To wszystko.
00:00:36:Powinni?my stworzy? str?j dla Ziemii.|Ziemsk

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Tengo que confesar que, por alguna
razón, disfruto de ser adulto.

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La principal razón es:

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Como soy adulto, si quiero
una galleta, me la como, ¿bien?

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Puedo comerme tres galletas
o cuatro galletas...

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...o 11 galletas si me da la gana.

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Muchas veces, me quito
el apetito a propósito.

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Porque sí.

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Y encima llamo a mi madre
para contár

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Fiestas de cumpleaños.

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El problema con ellas es que la
primera y la última son igualitas.

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Uno está ahí, sentado.

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La persona menos emocionada
de toda la fiesta.

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Uno ni siquiera se da cuenta
de que hay una fiesta...

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...y no sabe qué pasa.

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En ambas fiestas,
la gente lo ayuda a uno...

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...a soplar las velas. Y uno
ni siquiera sabe

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A los hombres les gustan
los trabajillos.

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Las herramientas. Arreglar cosas.
Con eso disfrutan los hombres.

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?Han notado que si un tipo
hace eso fuera de su casa...

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...los dem?s hombres
del barrio...

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...son atra?dos magn?ticamente
a esa actividad?

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Salen de sus casas como zombis.

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Los hombres oyen un taladro, y
es como el silbato de un perro:

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Ent?o e esta? Digamos que ?s raptado por Extraterrestres...

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Tudo bem.

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Prendem-te a bordo da nave m?e e levam-te para o planeta deles por curiosidade...

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Agora...preferias ficar no jardim zool?gico ou no circo deles?

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Teria de ser o zoo.

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Acho que me sentiria melhor se podesse
coordenar os meus pr?prios hor?rios.

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Mas no circo tinhas hip?tese de andar
? boleia e ver o plane

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All right, how about this?
You're abducted by aliens.

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-Fine.
-Haul you aboard the mothership...

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...take you back to their planet
as a curiosity.

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Now, would you rather be
in their zoo or their circus?

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I gotta go zoo.

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I feel like I could set
more of my own schedule.

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In the circus, you get to ride
on the train, see the whole planet.

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-=�versatt av zozlow=-
www.undertexter.se

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Idén bakom smoking, är att från kvinnors
perspektiv, är alla män likadana,

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så vi kan lika gärna klä dom likadant.

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Det är därför ett bröllop är sammanförandet
av en vacker, glittrande brud - och nå'n kille.

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Smokingen är en säkerhetsanordning för bröllop
skapad av kvinnor för de vet att män är opålitliga.

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SÃ¥ om brudgummen drar sig ur, tar al

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El capitán siempre hace
esos anuncios:

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"Voy sobre esto.
Voy sobre aquello.

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Voy para la izquierda.
Lo subo. Lo bajo.

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Voy a la derecha. Voy por éste camino.
Por ésta dirección".

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Y nosotros allí atrás,
"Sí, eso está bien.

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Solo haz lo que tengas que hacer.
No sé qué demonios está pasando."

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¿Lo molesto? ¿Voy a golpearle
la puerta de la cabina?

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I'm on the street the other day,
make a pay phone call...

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...go overtime on the call...

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...hang up the phone, walk away.

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You've had this happen?
What...?

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Phone rings.
It's the phone company.

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They want more money.

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Don't you love this? And you've
got them right where you want them...

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...for the first time in your life.
You're on the

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Als iemand een arts aanbeveelt,
dan is die altijd de beste.

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Hij is de beste. Dat kunnen
ze niet allemaal zijn.

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Zoveel de besten is onmogelijk.
lemand is de slechtste van de klas.

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Waar blijven die artsen?

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Zegt ooit iemand tegen een vriend:
Neem mijn arts, die is de slechtste.

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Hij is de slechtste.
Slechter bestaan ze niet.

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Wat je ook scheelt, na een consult
voel je je

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Nunca he entendido...

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...la importancia del director.

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Entre nosotros,
¿qué demonios está haciendo el tío?

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¿Hace falta un tío que mueva
sin parar una batuta en tu cara...

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...para que toques el violín?
¿Eso te ayuda?

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Comprendo que al principio
sí sean necesarios.

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Uno, dos y tres.

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"Ya".
Vale. Eso sí sirve de algo.

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La gente no ve su oficina
como un sitio de trabajo.

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Piensan que es una papelería
con rosquillas dulces.

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¿Me entienden? Van a buscar
repostería, sobres, provisiones...

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...papel sanitario, 6 tazas
de café y luego, a casa.

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¿Por qué la gente tiene fotos de
su familia sobre su escritorio?

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¿Se les olvida
que están casados?

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"Son las 5:00. Hora de ir al bar
y recoge

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No sé por qué siempre relacionan
el béisbol con el sexo.

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Está en el jardín, anotó una,
no llegó a primera base...

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...la saqué fuera,
se fue para el diamante.

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Siempre es el béisbol.
Siempre.

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Para seguir con el béisbol,
prefiero a los árbitros gordos.

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Creo que si estás
en el campo y no juegas...

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...debes estar en un estado
físico lamentable.

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¿Recuerdan la huelga
de los porteros?

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Tienen un sindicato, edificios
elegantes e hicieron una huelga.

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Cualquiera pensaría que
el último gremio en protestar...

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...es el de los porteros.
Se creen imprescindibles.

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Imagínenselos diciendo:
"¿Qué harían sin nosotros?"

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Si no hay porteros, la gente
simplemente abre la puerta y ya.

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¿Quiénes harán
la próxima huelga

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Har ni märkt att alla butiker
har börjat med dricksburk?

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Vad ger man dricks för?

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�r det att karln vänder sig om?
Det är väl egentligen allt.

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Nu ger vi folk dricks
för frånvaro av direkt fientlighet.

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"Tack. Här är lite extra för att du
inte körde mitt huvud genom disken."

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"Vilken bra service."

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För närvarande ger dörrarna på
arenans toalettbås ingen av

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www.undertexter.se

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Jag är uppe sent. Jag är "nattkillen"
Nattkillen vill alltid vara uppe sent.

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"Stiga upp efter fem timmars sömn?"
"Det är morgonkillens problem"

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Inte mitt problem.
Jag är nattkillen.

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"Jag är upp så sent som jag vill"

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Du stiger upp på morgonen,
utmattad, dimmig.

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"Jag avskyr nattkillen"

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Vet ni varför vi är här?
För att vara ute, som nu.

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Det är nåt av det bästa i livet.

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När folk säger att de ska gå ut
menar de det här.

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Alla är ute nu,
ingen av oss är hemma!

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Folk vet inte var vi är.

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"Han sa inte vart han skulle!
Han måste ha gått ut."

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Man väljer ut kläder,
duschar, gör sig klar.

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Ordnar pengar, vä

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-=�versatt av zozlow=-
www.undertexter.se

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Du kan enkelt se vilka år
som var bäst i din fars liv.

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För att de håller den klädstilen
och kör den till slutet.

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Det är inte för att de
slutar handla kläder.

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Men de lyckas på något sätt
att hitta nya gamla kläder.

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Varje far är sin tids mode
fångad i en tidskapsel.

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