Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara Mallrats

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{985}{1079}[ Man ] One time my cousin Walter|got this cat stuck in his ass.
{1081}{1209}True story. He bought it|at our local mall, so the whole|fiasco wound up on the news.
{1210}{1302}It was embarrassing for my relatives and|all, but the next week, he did it again.
{1304}{1401}Different cat, same results, complete|with another trip to the emergency room.
{1402}{1489}So, I run into him a week later in|the mall and he's buying another cat.
{1490}{1554}And I says to him,|"Jesus, Walt! What are you doing?
{1556}{1658}You know you're gonna get this cat|stuck in your ass too.|Why don't you knock it off?"
{1659}{1767}And he said to me, "Brodie,|how

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Un día, a mi primo Walter se le quedó
un gato atorado en el trasero. Es una historia real.

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Lo compró en una tienda de la zona,
y el fiasco acabó en los periódicos.

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Fue una vergüenza para la familia,
pero a la semana lo volvió a hacer.

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Otro gato, los mismos resultados,
y otro viaje a urgencias.

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Una semana después,
me lo encontré comprando otro gato.

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Le dije.: ''Dios, Walt, ¿qué haces?''.

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00:00:42:"Pewnego razu m?j kuzyn Walter|zosta? pogryziony przez kota."
00:00:45:"Nie bujam, kota kupi?|w naszym supermarkecie,"
00:00:47:"wi?c sprawa szybko si? roznios?a."
00:00:51:"Dla rodziny by?o to k?opotliwe|ale on si? nie zniech?ci?."
00:00:55:"Kupi? nast?pnego, inny kot a rezultat|ten sam i zn?w wizyta na pogotowiu."
00:01:00:"Spotka?em go tydzie? p??niej|kiedy kupowa? nast?pnego."
00:01:03:"M?wi? mu: co ty wyprawiasz, przecie?|wiesz, ?e ten kot te? ci? pogryzie."
00:01:06:"Daj sobie siana."
00:01:09:"A on do mnie:|a jak inaczej mam wyp?oszy? myszy?"
00:01:14:"M?j kuzyn to dziwny facet."
00:01:35:SZCZURY Z SUPERMARKETU
00:04:04:Chod? Brandi Svening,|zabieram ci? na Floryd?

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Uma vez, o meu primo Walter
enfiou um gato no cu. A sério.

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Comprou-o no centro comercial daqui,
e a coisa acabou por sair no jornal.

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Foi uma vergonha para a família,
mas na semana seguinte, fê-lo outra vez!

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Outro gato, a mesma coisa,
outra corrida às urgências do hospital.

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Dou de caras com ele na semana
seguinte, está a comprar outro gato.

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Digo: "Caraças, Walt,
o que é isto?".

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{987}{1096}Uma vez, o meu primo Walter|enfiou um gato no cu. Sério.
{1099}{1199}Comprou no shopping daqui,|e a coisa acabou saindo no jornal.
{1202}{1303}Foi uma vergonha para a família,|mas na semana seguinte, fez outra vez!
{1313}{1400}Outro gato, a mesma coisa,|outra corrida às pressas pro hospital.
{1415}{1489}Dou de cara com ele na semana|seguinte, comprando outro gato.
{1492}{1551}Digo: "Caralho, Walt,|o que é isto?".
{1554}{1650}"Vai enfiar outra vez o gato|no cú. Porque não pára com isso?".
{1653}{1767}Ele disse: "Brodie, se não for assim,|como é que tiro o rato de lá?"
{1771}{1818}O meu primo era esquisito.
{2215}{2339}BA

00:00:42:Pewnego razu mojemu kuzynowi|Walterowi kot utkn?? w dupie.
00:00:45:Nie bujam, kota kupi? w naszym supermarkecie,|wi?c sprawa szybko si? roznios?a.
00:00:51:Dla rodziny by?o to k?opotliwe|ale on si? nie zniech?ci?.
00:00:55:Kupi? nast?pnego, inny kot a rezultat|ten sam i zn?w wizyta na pogotowiu.
00:01:00:Spotka?em go tydzie? p??niej|kiedy kupowa? nast?pnego.
00:01:03:M?wi? mu: "Jezu, Walt, przecie? wiesz,|?e ten kot zn?w ci utknie w dupie."
00:01:07:"Daj sobie spok?j."
00:01:10:A on do mnie: "Brodie, a jak inaczej|mam sobie wyci?gn?? z dupy mysz?"
00:01:14:M?j kuzyn to dziwny facet.
00:01:35:SZCZURY Z SUPERMARKETU.
00:04:04:Chod? Brandi Svening,|zabieram ci? na Floryd?.

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{1252}{1340}ôòí àçú ìãåãï ùìé ååìèø|.ðú÷ò çúåì áúçú
{1342}{1512}ñéôåø àîéúé. äåà ÷ðä àåúå á÷ðéåï äî÷åîé|.ëê ùëì äáéæéåï äâéò ìçãùåú
{1514}{1628}æä äéä îáéê áùáéì ÷øåáéé, àê|.áùáåò ùìàçø îëï äåà òùä àú æä ùåá
{1630}{1762},çúåì àçø, àåúï úåöàåú|.áéçã òí àåúå èéåì ìçãø äîéåï
{1773}{1872}ôâùúé àåúå ìàçø ùáåò á÷ðéåï|.åäåà ÷åðä çúåì àçø
{1873}{1943}:åàðé àåîø ìå|?àìåäéí, ååìè. îä àúä òåùä"
{1946}{2068}àúä éåã

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{547}{959}Adaptacija: Pargi ©2003|www.cdklub.com
{1000}{1093}Jednom se mom roðaku Volteru|maèka zabila u šupak.
{1096}{1165}Istinita prièa. Kupio ju je|u našem lokalnom trgovaèkom centru,
{1166}{1226}pa je celo to sranje|završilo na vestima.
{1227}{1316}Bila je to sramota za moje roðake i sve,|ali sledeæe nedelje, uèinio je to ponovo.
{1319}{1415}Razlièita maèka, isti rezultati, završilo je|s još jednim putovanjem u operacionu salu.
{1418}{1504}I, naletim ja na njega sledeæe nedelje u|trgovaèkom a on kupuje drugu maèku.
{1504}{1569}I kažem mu,|"Isuse, Volt! Šta to radiš?
{1570}{1666}Znaš da æeš zabiti i ovu maèku u š

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{985}{1079}[ Man ] One time my cousin Walter|got this cat stuck in his ass.
{1081}{1209}True story. He bought it|at our local mall, so the whole|fiasco wound up on the news.
{1210}{1302}It was embarrassing for my relatives and|all, but the next week, he did it again.
{1304}{1401}Different cat, same results, complete|with another trip to the emergency room.
{1402}{1489}So, I run into him a week later in|the mall and he's buying another cat.
{1490}{1554}And I says to him,|"Jesus, Walt! What are you doing?
{1556}{1658}You know you're gonna get this cat|stuck in your ass too.|Why don't you knock it off?"
{1659}{1767}And he said to me, "Brodie,|how

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Un día, a mi primo Walter se le quedó
un gato atascado en el culo. De verdad.

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Lo compró en una tienda de la zona,
y el follón acabó en los periódicos.

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Fue una vergüenza para la familia,
pero a la semana lo volvió a hacer.

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Otro gato, los mismos resultados,
y otro viaje a urgencias.

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Una semana después,
me lo encontré comprando otro gato.

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Le dije.: ''Dios, Walt, ¿qué haces?''.

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{1007}{1077}"Pewnego razu m?j kuzyn Walter|zosta? pogryziony przez kota."
{1079}{1125}"Nie bujam, kota kupi?|w naszym supermarkecie,"
{1127}{1223}"wi?c sprawa szybko si? roznios?a."
{1223}{1319}"Dla rodziny by?o to k?opotliwe,|ale on si? nie zniech?ci?."
{1319}{1415}"Kupi? nast?pnego. Inny kot, a rezultat|ten sam i zn?w wizyta na pogotowiu."
{1439}{1508}"Spotka?em go tydzie? p??niej,|kiedy kupowa? nast?pnego."
{1510}{1580}"M?wi? mu: co ty wyprawiasz, przecie?|wiesz, ?e ten kot te? ci? pogryzie."
{1582}{1652}"Daj sobie siana."
{1654}{1750}"A on do mnie:|a jak inaczej mam wyp?oszy? myszy?

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{1004}{1098}Odatã, vãrul meu Walter a rãmas|cu pisica asta înfiptã în cur.
{1095}{1225}E adevãrat. A cumpãrat-o de la|un magazin din zonã, aºa cã întreaga poveste|s-a aflat de la ºtiri.
{1222}{1316}A fost jenant pentru rude, dar,|sãptãmâna urmãtoare, a fãcut-o din nou.
{1318}{1416}Altã pisicã, acelaºi rezultat, terminând|cu altã vizitã la spital.
{1416}{1503}O sãptãmânã mai târziu, m-am întâlnit cu el|în Mall, îºi cumpãra altã pisicã.
{1505}{1570}I-am spus, "Doamne, Walt!"|"Ce faci?
{1570}{1673}ªtii cã ºi asta o sã-þi rãmânã în cur.|De ce nu te potoleºti?"
{1673}{1779}ªi el mi-a zis, "Brodie,|cum

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{987}{1096}Uma vez, o meu primo Walter|enfiou um gato no cu. A sério.
{1099}{1199}Comprou-o no centro comercial daqui,|e a coisa acabou por sair no jornal.
{1202}{1303}Foi uma vergonha para a família,|mas na semana seguinte, fê-lo outra vez!
{1313}{1400}Outro gato, a mesma coisa,|outra corrida às urgências do hospital.
{1415}{1489}Dou de caras com ele na semana|seguinte, está a comprar outro gato.
{1492}{1551}Digo: "Caraças, Walt,|o que é isto?".
{1554}{1650}"Vais enfiar outra vez o gato|no cu. Porque não te deixas disso?".
{1653}{1767}Diz ele: "Brodie, se não for assim,|como é que tiro de lá o rato?".
{1771}{1818}O meu primo era

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<i>Mun serkun Walterin hanuriin juuttui</i>
<i>kerran kissa. Ihan tosi.</i>

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<i>Se osti sen meidän ostarista,</i>
<i>joten koko juttu päätyi lööppeihin.</i>

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<i>Se oli noloa sukulaisille,</i>
<i>mutta seuraavalla viikolla sama juttu.</i>

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<i>Eri kissa, sama lopputulos,</i>
<i>ja taas mentiin ensiapupolille.</i>

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<i>Näin sen viikon päästä,</i>
<i>kun se oli ostamassa uutta kissaa.</i>

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<i>Kysyin: "Wal

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M'n neef Walter had 'n keer een kat
in z'n kont gestopt. Echt waar.

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Hij had 'm hier in 't winkelcentrum
gekocht, dus 't kwam op 't nieuws.

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M'n familie geneerde zich,
maar 'n week later deed ie 't weer.

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Andere kat, zelfde resultaat:
weer naar de eerste hulp.

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De week daarop
zag ik hem weer een kat kopen.

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Ik zeg:
"Walt, wat doe je nou in godsnaam ?"

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"Die kat komt ook i

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{1252}{1355}ôòí àçú ìãåãï ùìé ååìèø|ðú÷ò çúåì áúçú.
{1355}{1512}ñéôåø àîéúé. äåà ÷ðä àåúå á÷ðéåï äî÷åîé|ëê ùëì äáéæéåï äâéò ìçãùåú.
{1514}{1628}æä äéä îáéê áùáéì ÷øåáéé, àê|áùáåò ùìàçø îëï äåà òùä àú æä ùåá.
{1630}{1762}çúåì àçø, àåúï úåöàåú,|áéçã òí àåúå èéåì ìçãø äîéåï.
{1773}{1872}ôâùúé àåúå ìàçø ùáåò á÷ðéåï|åäåà ÷åðä çúåì àçø.
{1873}{1943}åàðé àåîø ìå:|"àìåäéí, ååìè. îä àúä òåùä?
{1946}{2068}"àúä éåÃ

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{982}{1052}"Pewnego razu m?j kuzyn Walter|zosta? pogryziony przez kota."
{1054}{1100}"Nie bujam, kota kupi?|w naszym supermarkecie,"
{1102}{1198}"wi?c sprawa szybko si? roznios?a."
{1198}{1294}"Dla rodziny by?o to k?opotliwe,|ale on si? nie zniech?ci?."
{1294}{1390}"Kupi? nast?pnego. Inny kot, a rezultat|ten sam i zn?w wizyta na pogotowiu."
{1414}{1483}"Spotka?em go tydzie? p??niej,|kiedy kupowa? nast?pnego."
{1485}{1555}"M?wi? mu: co ty wyprawiasz, przecie?|wiesz, ?e ten kot te? ci? pogryzie."
{1557}{1627}"Daj sobie siana."
{1629}{1725}"A on do mnie:|a jak

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{986}{1096}Un día, a mi primo Walter se le quedó|un gato atascado en el culo, De verdad.
{1099}{1198}Lo compró en una tienda de la zona,|y el follón acabó en los periódicos.
{1201}{1302}Fue una vergüenza para la familia,|pero a la semana lo volvió a hacer.
{1312}{1400}Otro gato, los mismos resultados,|y otro viaje a urgencias.
{1415}{1489}Una semana después,|me lo encontré comprando otro gato.
{1492}{1550}Le dije,: "Dios, Walt, ¿qué haces?".
{1553}{1649}"Vas a terminar con otro gato|en el culo, ¿Por qué no paras ya?".
{1652}{1768}Me dijo,: "Brodie,|¿cómo coño voy a sacar al hámster?".
{1771}{1819}Mi primo era un tío raro.

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{1252}{1340}ôòí àçú ìãåãï ùìé ååìèø|.ðú÷ò çúåì áúçú
{1342}{1512}ñéôåø àîéúé. äåà ÷ðä àåúå á÷ðéåï äî÷åîé|.ëê ùëì äáéæéåï äâéò ìçãùåú
{1514}{1628}æä äéä îáéê áùáéì ÷øåáéé, àê|.áùáåò ùìàçø îëï äåà òùä àú æä ùåá
{1630}{1762},çúåì àçø, àåúï úåöàåú|.áéçã òí àåúå èéåì ìçãø äîéåï
{1773}{1872}ôâùúé àåúå ìàçø ùáåò á÷ðéåï|.åäåà ÷åðä çúåì àçø
{1873}{1943}:åàðé àåîø ìå|?àìåäéí, ååìè. îä àúä òåùä"
{1946}{2068}àúä éåã

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{987}{1095}Un día, a mi primo Walter se le quedó|un gato atascado en el culo. De verdad.
{1099}{1198}Lo compró en una tienda de la zona,|y el fiasco acabó en los periódicos.
{1202}{1302}Fue una vergüenza para la familia,|pero a la semana lo volvió a hacer.
{1313}{1400}Otro gato, los mismos resultados,|y otro viaje a urgencias.
{1415}{1488}Una semana después,|me lo encontré comprando otro gato.
{1492}{1550}Le dije.: ''Dios, Walt, ¿qué haces?''.
{1554}{1649}''Vas a terminar con otro gato|en el culo. ¿Por qué no paras ya?''.
{1653}{1767}Me dijo.: ''Brodie,|¿cómo chingados voy a sacar al hámster?''.
{1771}{1818}Mi primo era un tip

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Uma vez, o meu primo Walter
enfiou um gato no cú. Sério.

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Comprou no shopping daqui,
e a coisa acabou saindo no jornal.

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Foi uma vergonha para a família,
mas na semana seguinte, fez outra vez!

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Outro gato, a mesma coisa,
outra corrida às pressas pro hospital.

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Dou de cara com ele na semana
seguinte, comprando outro gato.

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Digo: "Jesus, Walt,
o que é isto?".

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"Vai enf

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Uma vez, o meu primo Walter
enfiou um gato no cú. Sério.

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Comprou no shopping daqui,
e a coisa acabou saindo no jornal.

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Foi uma vergonha para a família,
mas na semana seguinte, fez outra vez!

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Outro gato, a mesma coisa,
outra corrida às pressas pro hospital.

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Dou de cara com ele na semana
seguinte, comprando outro gato.

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Digo: "Jesus, Walt,
o que é isto?".

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"Vai enf

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{10}{210}?asov?n? pro tuto verzi|upravil velkyvezir@email.cz
{1258}{1388}Jednou m?mu bratr?nkovi Walterovi|uv?zla ko?ka v prdeli.
{1396}{1513}Koupil ji v m?stn?m obcho??ku,|tak?e byl za chv?li slavnej.
{1525}{1645}V?ichni p??buzn? se c?tili trapn?|a on to dal?? t?den ud?lal znova.
{1663}{1768}Jin? ko?ka, stejnej v?sledek|a dal?? v?let na pohotovost.
{1791}{1881}Asi po t?dnu jsem na n?j narazil|a on si zas kupoval ko?ku.
{1888}{1956}Tak mu ??k?m "Je???i Walte,|co to d?l???"
{1965}{2079}"Zase ti uv?zne v prdeli!|Pro? s t?m u? ned?? pokoj?"
{2089}{2226}A on mi ??k? "Brodie, a jak jinak|se m?m kurva zbavit toho k?e?ka?"
{2235}{2293}Bratr?nek byl

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{1255}{1373}Odatã, vãrul meu Walter a rãmas|cu pisica asta înfiptã în cur.
{1369}{1531}E adevãrat. A cumpãrat-o de la|un magazin din zonã, aºa cã întreaga poveste|s-a aflat de la ºtiri.
{1528}{1645}A fost jenant pentru rude, dar,|sãptãmâna urmãtoare, a fãcut-o din nou.
{1648}{1770}Altã pisicã, acelaºi rezultat, terminând|cu altã vizitã la spital.
{1770}{1879}O sãptãmânã mai târziu, m-am întâlnit cu el|în Mall, îºi cumpãra altã pisicã.
{1881}{1962}I-am spus, "Doamne, Walt!"|"Ce faci?
{1962}{2091}ªtii cã ºi asta o sã-þi rãmânã în cur.|De ce nu te potoleºti?"
{2091}{2224}ªi el mi-a zis, "Brodie,|cum

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{1004}{1098}Odatã, vãrul meu Walter a rãmas|cu pisica asta înfiptã în cur.
{1095}{1225}E adevãrat. A cumpãrat-o de la|un magazin din zonã, aºa cã întreaga poveste|s-a aflat de la ºtiri.
{1222}{1316}A fost jenant pentru rude, dar,|sãptãmâna urmãtoare, a fãcut-o din nou.
{1318}{1416}Altã pisicã, acelaºi rezultat, terminând|cu altã vizitã la spital.
{1416}{1503}O sãptãmânã mai târziu, m-am întâlnit cu el|în Mall, îºi cumpãra altã pisicã.
{1505}{1570}I-am spus, "Doamne, Walt!"|"Ce faci?
{1570}{1673}ªtii cã ºi asta o sã-þi rãmânã în cur.|De ce nu te potoleºti?"
{1673}{1779}ªi el mi-a zis, "Brodie,|cum

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{1006}{1110}Jednou m?mu bratr?nkovi Walterovi|uv?zla ko?ka v prdeli.
{1117}{1210}Koupil ji v m?stn?m obcho??ku,|tak?e byl za chv?li slavnej.
{1220}{1316}V?ichni p??buzn? se c?tili trapn?|a on to dal?? t?den ud?lal znova.
{1330}{1414}Jin? ko?ka, stejnej v?sledek|a dal?? v?let na pohotovost.
{1433}{1505}Asi po t?dnu jsem na n?j narazil|a on si zas kupoval ko?ku.
{1510}{1565}Tak mu ??k?m "Je???i Walte,|co to d?l???"
{1572}{1663}"Zase ti uv?zne v prdeli!|Pro? s t?m u? ned?? pokoj?"
{1671}{1781}A on mi ??k? "Brodie, a jak jinak|se m?m kurva zbavit toho k?e?ka?"
{1788}{1834}Bratr?nek byl fakt divnej.
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?versatt av Airwalk
www.Magic-Planet.net

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En g?ng fick min kusin Walter en
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Han k?pte den i det lokala k?pcentret,
s? hela fiaskot visades p? nyheterna.

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Det var pinsamt f?r mina sl?ktingar.
Veckan efter gjorde han det igen.

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Annan katt, samma resultat,
med en ?nnu en resa till akuten.

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Jag st?tte p? honom en vecka senare
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{1252}{1340}ôòí àçú ìãåãï ùìé ååìèø|.ðú÷ò çúåì áúçú
{1342}{1512}ñéôåø àîéúé. äåà ÷ðä àåúå á÷ðéåï äî÷åîé|.ëê ùëì äáéæéåï äâéò ìçãùåú
{1514}{1628}æä äéä îáéê áùáéì ÷øåáéé, àê|.áùáåò ùìàçø îëï äåà òùä àú æä ùåá
{1630}{1762},çúåì àçø, àåúï úåöàåú|.áéçã òí àåúå èéåì ìçãø äîéåï
{1773}{1872}ôâùúé àåúå ìàçø ùáåò á÷ðéåï|.åäåà ÷åðä çúåì àçø
{1873}{1943}:åàðé àåîø ìå|?àìåäéí, ååìè. îä àúä òåùä"
{1946}{2068}àúä éåã

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{1006}{1110}Jednou m?mu bratr?nkovi Walterovi|uv?zla ko?ka v prdeli.
{1117}{1210}Koupil ji v m?stn?m obcho??ku,|tak?e byl za chv?li slavnej.
{1220}{1316}V?ichni p??buzn? se c?tili trapn?|a on to dal?? t?den ud?lal znova.
{1330}{1414}Jin? ko?ka, stejnej v?sledek|a dal?? v?let na pohotovost.
{1433}{1505}Asi po t?dnu jsem na n?j narazil|a on si zas kupoval ko?ku.
{1510}{1565}Tak mu ??k?m "Je???i Walte,|co to d?l???"
{1572}{1663}"Zase ti uv?zne v prdeli!|Pro? s t?m u? ned?? pokoj?"
{1671}{1781}A on mi ??k? "Brodie, a jak jinak|se m?m kurva zbavit toho k?e?ka?"
{1788}{1834}Bratr?nek byl fakt divnej.
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{1258}{1387}Raz sa str?kovi Walterovi| zasekla ma?ka v riti. Pravdiv? pr?beh.
{1396}{1513}K?pil ju v miestnom hypermarkete,| v?etko to bolo v spr?vach.
{1525}{1645}Mojim pr?buzn?m to kurva vadilo,|ale nasleduj?ci t??de? to spravil znova.
{1663}{1768}?al?ia ma?ka, zas to ist?!|?al?? v?let na z?chranku!
{1792}{1882}O t??de? sa stretneme znova a| ?o on kurva rob??|Zas kupuje ma?ku!
{1888}{1957}P?tam sa ho: "Je?i?i, Walt| ?o tu zas rob???"
{1966}{2079}Ve? predsa vie?, ?e aj t?to sa Ti zasekne!|Pre?o u? s t?m neprestane??
{2088}{2226}On mi nato: "Brodi, tak potom mi povedz,| ako m?m dos?a? von tu vydrban? my? z riti?"
{2235}{2292}Moj str?ko bol ch

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ôòí àçú ðú÷ò ìãåãï ùìé
. ååìèø çúåì áúçú

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ñéôåø àîéúé. äåà ÷ðä àåúå á÷ðéåï äî÷åîé
.ëê ùëì äáéæéåï äâéò ìçãùåú

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æä äéä îáéê áùáéì ÷øåáéé, àê
.áùáåò ùìàçø îëï äåà òùä àú æä ùåá

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.áéçã òí àåúå èéåì ìçãø äîéåï

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{1006}{1110}Jednou m?mu bratr?nkovi Walterovi|uv?zla ko?ka v prdeli.
{1117}{1210}Koupil ji v m?stn?m obcho??ku,|tak?e byl za chv?li slavnej.
{1220}{1316}V?ichni p??buzn? se c?tili trapn?|a on to dal?? t?den ud?lal znova.
{1330}{1414}Jin? ko?ka, stejnej v?sledek|a dal?? v?let na pohotovost.
{1433}{1505}Asi po t?dnu jsem na n?j narazil|a on si zas kupoval ko?ku.
{1510}{1565}Tak mu ??k?m "Je???i Walte,|co to d?l???"
{1572}{1663}"Zase ti uv?zne v prdeli!|Pro? s t?m u? ned?? pokoj?"
{1671}{1781}A on mi ??k? "Brodie, a jak jinak|se m?m kurva zbavit toho k?e?ka?"
{1788}{1834}Bratr?nek byl fakt divnej.
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{1255}{1373}Odat?, v?rul meu Walter a r?mas|cu pisica asta ?nfipt? ?n cur.
{1369}{1531}E adev?rat. A cump?rat-o de la|un magazin din zon?, a?a c? ?ntreaga poveste|s-a aflat de la ?tiri.
{1528}{1645}A fost jenant pentru rude, dar,|s?pt?m?na urm?toare, a f?cut-o din nou.
{1648}{1770}Alt? pisic?, acela?i rezultat, termin?nd|cu alt? vizit? la spital.
{1770}{1879}O s?pt?m?n? mai t?rziu, m-am ?nt?lnit cu el|?n Mall, ??i cump?ra alt? pisic?.
{1881}{1962}I-am spus, "Doamne, Walt!"|"Ce faci?
{1962}{2091}?tii c? ?i asta o s?-?i r?m?n? ?n cur.|De ce nu te potole?ti?"
{2091}{2224}?i el mi-a zis, "Brodie,|cum dracu ai vrea |s? scot ?oarecele de acolo?"
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M?j bratranec Walter
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V??n?.

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Koupil ji u n?s v obcho??ku,
tak?e to hned bylo v novin?ch.

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Pro rodinu to byla hrozn? ostuda,
ale on to p???t? t?den ud?lal zas.

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Jin? ko?ka, stejnej v?sledek,
v?etn? v?letu na pohotovost.

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O t?den pozd?ji jsem ho potkal
v obcho??ku, kupoval dal?? ko?ku.

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Pov?d?m mu: "Je???i, Walte. Co to d?l???

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{1006}{1110}Jednou mýmu bratránkovi Walterovi|uvízla koèka v prdeli.
{1117}{1210}Koupil ji v místním obchoïáku,|takže byl za chvíli slavnej.
{1220}{1316}Všichni pøíbuzní se cítili trapnì|a on to další týden udìlal znova.
{1330}{1414}Jiná koèka, stejnej výsledek|a další výlet na pohotovost.
{1433}{1505}Asi po týdnu jsem na nìj narazil|a on si zas kupoval koèku.
{1510}{1565}Tak mu øíkám "Ježíši Walte,|co to dìláš?"
{1572}{1663}"Zase ti uvízne v prdeli!|Proè s tím už nedáš pokoj?"
{1671}{1781}A on mi øíká "Brodie, a jak jinak|se mám kurva zbavit toho køeèka?"
{1788}{1834}Bratránek byl fakt divne

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ôòí àçú ðú÷ò ìãåãï ùì&Atil