Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara Jack Lemmon - How To Murder Your Wife

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<i>Saludos, caballeros.</i>

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<i>Supongo que no les acompa?an sus esposas,</i>

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<i>ya que el t?tulo de la pel?cula
basta para aterrorizarlas</i>

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<i>y hacer que se queden en la cocina,
donde deben estar.</i>

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<i>En cualquier caso, caballeros,
esta noche han venido a aprender.</i>

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<i>Y aprender?n. Vaya si aprender?n.</i>

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<i>Empezaremos por estudiar
el caso del Sr. Stanley Fo

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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CUM S�-�I UCIZI SO�IA

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Respectele noastre, domnilor...

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Presupun cã soþiile dv.
nu vã însoþesc,

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dat fiind cã titlul însuºi al filmului
este dãtãtor de fiori

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ºi le îndeamnã sã rãmânã
în bucãtãrie... unde le e locul.

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Oricum, domnii mei, este o searã
plinã de învãþãminte. Cãci veþi învãþa.

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Vom lua în considerare
cazul dlui Stanley Ford

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Bonsoir messieurs.

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Vos femmes n'ont pas dû vous accompagner.

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Le titre de notre pièce
a suffi à les frapper de terreur

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et à les cantonner dans leur foyer,
à leur juste place.

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Quoi qu'il en soit messieurs,
vous êtes là pour apprendre.

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Et c'est ce que vous allez faire.

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Nous allons commencer
par étudier le cas de M.Stanley Ford.

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

{651}{768}CUM S?-?I UCIZI SO?IA
{784}{830}Respectele noastre, domnilor...
{856}{946}Presupun c? so?iile dv.|nu v? ?nso?esc,
{948}{1007}dat fiind c? titlul ?nsu?i al filmului|este d?t?tor de fiori
{1009}{1113}?i le ?ndeamn? s? r?m?n?|?n buc?t?rie... unde le e locul.
{1171}{1321}Oricum, domnii mei, este o sear?|plin? de ?nv???minte. C?ci ve?i ?nv??a.
{1422}{1523}Vom lua ?n considerare|cazul dlui Stanley Ford.
{1528}{1648}Spre deosebire de domniile voastre,|biete suflete, dl Ford nu e c?s?torit.
{1650}{1732}Prin urmare,|este un b?rbat cu adev?rat fericit.
{1807}{1873}Acesta este ora?ul dlui Ford.
{2165}{2234}Aceasta este casa de la ora?|a dlui Ford.
{3404}{3479}Aceasta este terasa|ca

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COMO MATAR A SUA ESPOSA

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<i>Sauda??es, cavalheiros.</i>

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<i>Presumo que as senhoras n?o tenham vindo,</i>

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<i>j? que o t?tulo do nosso filme ? suficiente
para encher de terror os seus cora??es</i>

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<i>e faz?-las ficar em casa, na cozinha,
onde ? o lugar delas.</i>

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<i>Seja como for, cavalheiros,
vieram aqui esta noite para aprender.</i>

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<i>E aprender?o. Aprender?o.</i>

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Greetings, gentlemen.

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I assume your wives are not with you,
as the very title of our piece...

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...is sufficient to strike terror
in their hearts...

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...and cause them to remain at home
in their kitchens, where they belong!

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In any case, gentlemen,
you have come here tonight to learn...

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...and so you shall.

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We will begin by considering
the case of Mr. Stanley Ford.

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CUM S?-?I UCIZI SO?IA

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Respectele noastre, domnilor...

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Presupun c? so?iile dv.
nu v? ?nso?esc,

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dat fiind c? titlul ?nsu?i al filmului
este d?t?tor de fiori

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?i le ?ndeamn? s? r?m?n?
?n buc?t?rie... unde le e locul.

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Oricum, domnii mei, este o sear?
plin? de ?nv???minte. C?ci ve?i ?nv??a.

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Vom lua ?n considerare
cazul dlui Stanley Ford.

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Spre deosebire de domniile voastre,
biete suflete, dl Ford nu e

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This is the final of Governor Cup

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Wah Nam draws 4-4 with Super

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in normal playing time of 90 minutes

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They have to play in the extra time

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At the second half of the extra time,

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Super gets a direct free kick

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Roberto waves and goes

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A one-touch pass to midfield
Bondy heads the ball

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But the goal keeper blo

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Fsx <i>you spend with your family.</i>

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<i>So in December of 2006,</i>
<i>I had three options.</i>

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<i>Spend it with my mom</i>
<i>and her new boyfriend Clint,</i>

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<i>spend it with my dad and his</i>
<i>new girlfriend micro-brewing,</i>

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<i>or head down to Staten Island</i>
<i>to spend it</i>

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<i>with my super religious cousin</i>
<i>Stacy in her family</i>

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<i>

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Kids, life is a dark road.

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You never really know what's up ahead.

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One night you're cruising along enjoying the ride,

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and then all of a sudden,

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you're 28.

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And for the birthday boy, lasagna.

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Thank you.

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Careful. The plate is very hot.

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'Kay.

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Oh, go on, touch it.

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Kids, when you're single all you're looking for is happily ever after.

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but only one of your stories can end that way.

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The rest end with someone getting hurt.

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This is one of those stories, and it starts with a shirt.

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A shirt?

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Just listen, because none of this would have happened if it hadn't been for that shirt.

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Nice shirt.

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- Right? Righ

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Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.

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And they make life worth living.

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But here's the problem:

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moments pass,

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and lurking just around the corner from those moments

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is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.

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And so, back in 2006,

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on the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,

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reality w

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movie info: XVID 608x336 23.976fps 175.0 MB

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When your Uncle Marshall was ten years old,

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he read a book called Life Among the Gorillas.

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It was written by an anthropologist named Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

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and it told the story of the year she spent living among the Western Lowland Gorillas of Cameroon.

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When Dr. Birnholz-Vazquez came to the local community college to give a lecture,

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Cuando estás soltero

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y tus amigos empiezan a casarse,

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cada invitación de boda representa
un extraño momento de autoevaluación:

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"¿Llevarás acompañante,

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o vendrás solo?"

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Lo que realmente pregunta es,

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"¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?"

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"¿Sentado junto a tu novia

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o ligando con una dama de

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Crian?as, a chave para um bom
relacionamento ? comunica??o.

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Voc? precisa conversar.

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- Que tal Mimis*? (Cafeteria)
- N?o estou com vontade de ir na Mimis.

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Estou com fome, vamos
escolher um lugar e ir.

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Sabe aonde dever?amos ir?
Cynthia's.

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Voc? adora aquele lugar! Lembra como nos
divertimos na ?ltima vez que fomos l??

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Foi mesmo?

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Tinha

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So there was this one night before I met your mother,

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when I really wanted to go to the bar.

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The bar... big surprise.

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You sure spent a lot of time in bars.

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Well, that's just we did back then.

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Me, Marshall and Lily,

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Barney, Robin--

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we all used to hang out at this one bar called McClaren's.

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But then, o

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Okay, where was I?

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You were telling us how you met Mom.

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In excruciating detail.

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Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged,

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and it got me thinking, maybe I should get married.

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And then I saw Robin.

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She was incredible.

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I just knew I had to meet her.

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That's where your Uncle

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- La mensualidad de mi coche.
- No la pagues.

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- La mensualidad de tu coche.
- No la pagues.

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- Bloomingdale's.
- No la pagues.

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- La Hipoteca de Union Home.
- ¿De cuándo es?

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- Dos meses.
- Págala.

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Esos hijos de puta juegan duro.
No quiero volver de este viaje, ...

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...que va a ser un gran éxito...

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...y encontrarlos a los dos
baj

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In May of 2007,
Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall got married

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at the historic Van Smoot
House in upstate New York.

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Wow, it's beautiful, Lily.

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Yeah. It's just how
I always pictured it.

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Well, that was a load of crap.

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You see, kids, when you get married,
you learn a hard lesson.

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The wedding you set out to have is
almost never the wedding you end up with.

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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story ;

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the story of how I met your mother.

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Are we being punished for something ?

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No.

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Yeah, is this gonna take a while ?

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Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad,

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I had this whole other life.

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It was way back in 2005.

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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

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Chicos, antes de encontrar a vuestra madre, cuando aún estaba buscando,

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aprendí algo valioso.

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Que el amor no es una ciencia.

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Guau, qué gran historia papá!

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Nos vamos a ver la tele.

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Vereis, algunas veces en la vida tienes que aceptar que ciertas cosas no pueden explicarse.

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y eso asusta un poco

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Oh, Dios mío!

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Kids, there's more than one
story of I met your mother.

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You know the short version,

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the thing with your mom's
yellow umbrella.

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But there's a bigger story.

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The story of how I became
who I had to become

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before I could meet her.

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And that story begins here.

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...dary!

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Legendary!

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Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall

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is that he's always been good at games.

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I mean, unbeatable.

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Gin!

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Yahtzee!

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Poker!

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You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.

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I know. It's just fun to say.

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We all finally agreed Marshall should be running our game nights

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Y después de seis meses separados,

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La tía Lily el tío Marshall
por fin volvieron a estar juntos.

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Oh, dios mío.

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¡Estas tortitas están deliciosas!

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Ya, gracias.

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Emm, aprendí a cocinar
cuando te fuiste este verano.

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Ohh.. ¿Quieres hacer
la cena esta noche?

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Sí, claro...

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¿Qué te parecen unas t

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{2}{52}Tekstityksen versionumero: 1.1|Päiväys: 04.07.2006
{57}{142}Tämänkin tekstityksen tarjoaa:|WWW.DIVXFINLAND.ORG
{147}{227}Suomennos: matu, quasar,|Otukka, HandeZ, Renu ja Borat
{232}{307}Oikoluku: litsari
{323}{440}Oli tämä yksi ilta, ennen kuin tapasin|äitinne, jolloin halusin mennä baariin.
{444}{554}- Baariin. Olipa yllätys.|- Vietit melkoisesti aikaa baareissa.
{558}{704}Sellaista se oli. Minulla, Marshallilla|ja Lilyllä, Barneylla ja Robinilla -
{712}{795}oli tapana viettää aikaa|McClaren's-nimisessä baarissa.
{802}{862}- Mutta sitten eräänä iltana...|- Mitä jos mentäisiin McClaren'siin?
{866}{946}-

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kids,back to the forwards 2007

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i was dating the girl named...

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oh, god, what was her name?

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you know, it's been 23 years,i can't remember all the staff

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for the sake of the story,let's call her...

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everyone, this is blahblah.

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please, call me blah.

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so, blah, how did you two meet?

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well, i was taking this cooking class,

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french fusion

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<i>Chicos, en la vida hay
muchos momentos románticos...</i>

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<i>...que hacen que ésta valga la pena.</i>

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<i>Pero hay un problema...</i>

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<i>...los momentos pasan.</i>

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<i>Y detrás de esos momentos, al acecho...</i>

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<i>...está esa bastarda, cruel
y brutal realidad.</i>

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<i>Y en el año 2006...</i>

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<i>...en la boda de Claudia y Stuart..

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Kids, never underestimate
the power of destiny.

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Because when you least expect it,
the littlest thing

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can cause a ripple effect
that changes your life.

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Take for instance
my trip to Chicago.

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That security guard was
a little bit handsy.

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That's funny.
She barely touched me.

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Uh, Gate 23. Come on.

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If we miss this flight,
I will never f

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- So, I guess that decides it.
- Yup.

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Hanging out at a coffee place

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is not nearly as much fun
as hanging out at a bar.

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Man, what's that?

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What?

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That cute coffee girl
wrote a heart by your name.

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Somebody has a crush on you.

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Somebody thinks you're me.

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Do you really
think she likes me?

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Chicos, ¿Recordáis mi
primer día con Robin?

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- Creo que estoy enamorado de ti.
-¡¿Qué?!

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Bueno, la cosa es que, la gente normal,
la gente que no es vuestro padre,

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normalmente tarda
más en decir "Te quiero"

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Robin pasó por varias fases.

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- ¡Araña! ¡Araña!
- Me he olvidado algo en el vestíbulo...

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- ¿Dónde?
- Ahí mismo.

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Allora, essere sposati.
Diverso, non diverso?

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E' piu' o meno lo stesso.

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Tranne che potrei prendermi
la sindrome del tunnel carpale.

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Continuo ad avere
crampi alle mani.

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Pensavo che il punto
di sposarsi fosse

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di non doverlo fare piu'.

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No, e' perche' scrivo tutti
quei biglietti di ringraziamento.

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- Soprattutto.
- Gia'.

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<i>Cuando eres soltero
y tus amigos empiezan a casarse...</i>

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<i>...cada invitación a una boda representa
un momento raro de autoevaluación.</i>

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<i>¿Llevarás una acompañante o irás solo?</i>

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<i>Lo que realmente te preguntas es...</i>

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<i>...¿dónde te ves dentro de tres meses?</i>

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<i>¿Sentado junto a tu novia
o acostándote con una dama de honor?</i>

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<i>Siempre e

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Ted:Okay where were we?

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It was June of 2006,and life had just taken
an unexpected turn

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Dad,Dad, can't you just skip ahead
to the part where you meet Mom?

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I feel like you've been talking
for like a year

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Honey, all this stuff
I'm telling you is important.

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It's all part of the story.

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Could I go to
the bathroom??

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No.

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{41}{126}Opitte suhteista sen, ettei toista|opi koskaan täysin tuntemaan.
{130}{200}Kaikilla on salaisuuksia.|Jotkin ovat mukavia.
{204}{319}Sinäkö osaat tehdä ohukaisia? Siistiä.
{355}{453}- Jotkin taas eivät ole niin mukavia.|- Sitten oli Derek, ja sinä mukaan lukien -
{457}{532}- se tekee kokonaismääräksi...|- Laskin sen jo.
{536}{586}Olen laskenut mukana.
{599}{712}- Jotkin ovat puolestaan outoja.|- Pelkäät seitsemää kääpiötä?
{716}{764}Vain Viisasta. Hän on karmiva.
{768}{868}Kaveri kävi lääketieteellisen ja elää|silti kuuden kaivostyöläisen kanssa.
{872}{975}- Hitto, että olen innoissani! En voi

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?Oh, Dios m?o!

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Tengo un tatuaje.

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Eso no es un tatuaje.

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Eso, querido, es un tatuaje de fulana.

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Un tatuaje de fulana.

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<i>Chicos, muy a menudo, en la vida...</i>

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<i>tomamos decisiones
para los que no estamos preparados.</i>

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<i>?sta es una historia
sobre una de esas decisiones...</i>

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<i>y sus consecuen

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C�MO DESHACERTE DE TU PAREJA

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Capítulo seis.

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A él solía encantarle la ciudad.

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Con su cromo y su vidrio...

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y sus edificios pintados de azul,
como la sombra de ojos de las prostitutas.

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Sus cerros, sus playas...

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su sórdido pasado:
Todo eso lo hechizaba.

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Pero era cosa del pasado.

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Su romance con la

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Entonces, ?la vida de casados
es diferente o no?

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Es igual que antes.

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Salvo que creo que tengo
el s?ndrome del t?nel carpiano.

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Tengo calambres en la mano.

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Cre?a que la raz?n de casarse era...

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no tener que hacer eso nunca m?s.

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No, es de escribir todas
las notas de agradecimiento.

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- La mayor parte.
- S?.

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