Şunun için Film Altyazısı sonuçlarını ara Earl S02e20

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Randy, co to d?l?? ?

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D?de?ek mi uv?zal tu kravatu,
p?ed p?ti lety.

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Ty v??, ?e ji nedok??u
zase uv?zat.

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Promi? Earle.

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Jen jsem cht?l vid?t,
jak bych vypadal

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jako opilec na Nathanov? p?rty.

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P?kn?, <i>Rock The Casbah</i>.
(p?se? reaguj?c? na z?kaz rocku v ?r?nu :-) )

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D?lejte, jestli se na poh?eb nedostanu v?as,
budu m?t probl?my.

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Randy, ¿qué estás haciendo?

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El abuelo anudó esa corbata
por mí hace cinco años.

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Sabes que no sé como
volver a anudarla.

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Lo siento, Earl.

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Solo quería mostrarte
cómo luciría...

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...borracho en la fiesta de Natey.

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¡Qué bueno!
¡Rockear la alcazaba!

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Apúrense, si llego tarde al funeral
me meteré en problemas.

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{114}{150}Randy, co ty wyprawiasz?
{151}{210}Dziadek zawi?za? mi ten krawat|pi?? lat temu.
{211}{262}Wiesz, ?e nie b?d?|potrafi? zn?w go zawi?za?.
{263}{296}Przepraszam, Earl.
{297}{322}Chcia?em by? pewien,
{323}{423}?e nie b?dziesz wygl?da? jak on|nachlany u cioci na imieninach.
{424}{478}Nie?le.|Czadu, Wi?nia!
{479}{541}Pospieszcie si?. B?d? mia?a k?opoty,|je?li sp??ni? si? na pogrzeb.
{542}{678}Ostatnia dziewczyna, kt?ra przyjdzie,|b?dzie musia?a zata?czy? trupowi na kolanach.
{679}{739}/Tylko jeden cz?owiek w Camden|/m?g? spraw

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Randy, vad h?ller du p? med?

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Farfar kn?t den slipsen ?t mig,
f?r fem ?r sedan.

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Du vet att jag inte vet
hur jag ska knyta den igen.

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Jag ?r ledsen Earl.

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Jag ville bara se ut som en
full kille som i Nateys party.

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Snyggt, <i>Rock The Casbah.</i>

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Skynda p?, kommer jag f?r sent till
begravningen hamnar jag i trubbel.

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Sista tjejen som dyke

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{121}{183}Randy, šta radiš to?!
{182}{220}Deka mi je vezao tu|kravatu pre pet godina!
{220}{273}Znaš da ne umem ponovo da je vežem.
{273}{311}Izvini, Earl.
{311}{362}Samo sam hteo da ti|pokažem kako bih izgedao
{362}{410}kao pijani baja na Nateyevoj žurci.
{431}{455}Strava.
{455}{498}Razvaljuj.
{501}{539}Požurite. Ako zakasnim na sahranu,
{541}{567}uvaliæu se u nevolju.
{569}{627}Poslednja devojka koja se|pojavi mora preminulom
{627}{675}da ðuska u krilu.
{675}{737}{Y:i}Postojao je samo jedan èovek u gradu
{737}{785}{Y:i}koji je mogao da natera|ljude da ga se plaše,
{788}{835}{Y:i}èak i sa donje strane groba...
{869}{917}{Y

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Randy, ¿qué estás haciendo?

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El abuelo me hizo el nudo de esa
corbata hace cinco años.

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Sabes que no sé hacerlo de nuevo.

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Lo siento Earl.

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Sólo quería enseñarte qué pinta tendría

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si fuese un borracho
en la fiesta de Natey.

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Genial, <i>Rock The Casbah</i>.

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Daos prisa, si llego tarde al
funeral me voy a meter en un lío.

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{115}{212}Randy, mitä teet? Isoisä solmi sen|solmion minulle, viisi vuotta sitten.
{216}{289}- Tiedät, etten osaa solmia uudelleen.|- Olen pahoillani, Earl.
{293}{386}Halusin vain näyttää miltä näyttäisin|humalaisena Nateyn juhlissa.
{425}{475}Kiva, Rock The Casbah.
{479}{543}Pitäkää kiirettä, jos myöhästyn|hautajaisista olen pulassa.
{547}{626}Viimeisen tytön täytyy antaa|poismenneelle viimeinen sylitanssi.
{683}{796}Vain yksi ihminen kaupungissa sai ihmiset|pelkäämään itseään, jopa haudankin takaa.
{842}{893}Ja se mies oli Richard Chubby.
{897}{966}Eläessään, Richard Chubby|oli mahtava liikemies.
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Randy, what are you doing ?

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Grandpa tied that tie for me,
five years ago.

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You know I don't know
how to tie it again.

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I'm sorry Earl.

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I just wanted to show you
how I'd look like

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as a drunk guy at Natey's party.

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Nice, <i>Rock The Casbah</i>.

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Hurry up, if I'm late for the funeral,
I'm gonna get in trouble.

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Randy, ¿qué estás haciendo?

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El abuelo anudó esa corbata
por mí hace cinco años.

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Sabes que no sé como
volver a anudarla.

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Lo siento, Earl.

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Solo quería mostrarte
cómo luciría...

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...borracho en la fiesta de Natey.

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¡Qué bueno!
¡Rockear la alcazaba!

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Apúrense, si llego tarde al funeral
me meteré en problemas.

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<i>You know how those people are cheapie
when they find (?).</i>

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<i>Well, that's what we do at the motel
waxing Wilma's mustache.</i>

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Thank for doing this, guys.

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My husband says it's like
french kissing his brother Fred.

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No problem, Wilma.

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Maybe someday, I'll need on one
to hair ripped off my body

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and you'll be the one to hold me down.

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<i>Una cosa sobre las noches frias
Randy y yo dormiamos como bebes.</i>

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<i>Pero eso no era solo por la temperatura.</i>

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¡Escape de gas! Arriba.

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se estan intoxicando...

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Cinco minutos mas.

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En cinco minutos estaran muertos.

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¿Cuatro minutos mas?

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Tio, esto esta helado.

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Ponte tu abrigo antes de que teng

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<i>[Earl Narrating] Me and Randy were</i>
<i>about to take our very first airplane ride.</i>

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<i>Since we aren't big travelers, we weren't sure</i>
<i>what to pack, so we packed everything.</i>

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<i>We weren't goin'on vacation though.</i>

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<i>We were goin'to take care</i>
<i>of the most recent item on my list</i>-

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<i>got Catalina kicked out of America.</i>

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<i>- You see, recently I was</i>
<i>on a winnin'stre

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{1039}{1104}Kiedy Latyn

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{88}{136}{Y:i}kako njegova bivša žena|ne bi otišla u mardelj?</i>
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{549}{576}{Y:i}usr'o sam se od straha.</i>
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{671}{708}{Y:i}Ali, nadao sam se da æu biti OK</i>
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<i>You know that guy you see
going to the convenience store</i>

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<i>when you stop off on that little
town on the way to gramma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty looking fella,</i>

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<i>who buys a pack of smoke, a couple lotto
scratchers, and a tall boy at 10 in the morning.</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come
out before you and your family go in.</i>

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<i>Well... That guy is me.</i>

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Oye, Earl, ¿nunca te preocupaste por
si algún día te olvidas de cómo caminar?

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No, no puedo decir que
me haya preocupado.

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Porque cuando estábamos comiendo ahí,
comencé a preocuparme si mis...

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...piernas sabrían qué hacer
cuando nos levantáramos.

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- Parecen funcionar bien.
- Sí, por ahora...

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...pero cada vez que me siento,
es como que todo vuelve a empezar.

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list of everything bad
I've ever done...</i>

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{168}{259}Uda?o si?!|Dwa piwa, Crab Man!
{264}{287}Si? robi, Earl.
{288}{383}/Zawsze, gdy skre?li?em co? z listy,|/czu?em si? ?wietnie.
{384}{479}To za numer 57:|Zrobienie Randy'emu k?pieli w kiblu gdy mia? pi?? lat.
{480}{577}/Tym razem, Randy tak?e to poczu?.
{695}{766}Dzi?ki za umycie kibla,|zanim Randy wsadzi? tam moj? g?ow?.
{767}{790}Nie ma sprawy.
{791}{886}Ostatni kole?, kt?remu wsadzili|tam g?ow? z?apa? paskudne chor?bsko.
{887}{934}To ten go?? co wisia?|do g?ry nogami w ?azience?
{935}{982}Nie, to by? Hector.
{983}{1078}Pytanko, Earl.|J

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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<i>Anteriormente en Damages.</i>

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<i>Srta. Connor, ¿ése es su hermano?</i>

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<i>¿En serio creen que ella
mató a mi hermano?</i>

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<i>SEIS MESES ANTES</i>

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<i>Arthur Frobisher, hizo desaparecer
por completo nuestros seguros de retiro.</i>

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<i>La ley está de nuestro lado,
la evidencia está de nuestro lado...</i>

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<i>...pero si Patty Hewes consigue poner
a esa muchacha fren

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothin' but bad things</i>

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<i>and then wonders
why hs life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me.</i>

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<i>Every time somethin' good
happened to me,</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always
waitin' around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So, I made a list of
everyt

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<i>¿Han visto a ese tipo que siempre
está en el mercadito 24 horas...</i>

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<i>...cuando se detienen en esa pequeña
ciudad, en viaje a casa de la abuela?</i>

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<i>Un tipo con un aspecto sospechoso...</i>

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<i>...que compra cigarrillos,
unas raspaditas...</i>

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<i>...y una lata de cerveza
a las 10 de la mañana.</i>

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<i>La clase de tipo que esperas a que
salga para entrar con tu familia.</i>

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~ www.seriessub.com ~
Transcript/Synchro :
nork, Le_Chuck, Mafaldita, Jarick

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<i>Camden County was having an heat wave.</i>

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<i>Me and Randy wanted to cool off in the pool.</i>

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<i>But unfortunately, we weren't the only ones.</i>

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When do you think the mice are gonna be done swimming ?

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I think they are done, Randy.

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They're just never getting out of the pool.

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<i>You know the kind of guy
who does nothing but bad things...</i>

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<i>and then wonders why
his life sucks?</i>

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<i>Well, that was me. Every time
somethin' good happened to me...</i>

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<i>somethin' bad was always waitin'
around the corner.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>That's when I realized
I had to change.</i>

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<i>So I made a list
of everything bad I've ever done...</i>

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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{2}{69}KOVAN ONNEN KUNDI|S02 E09 - Born a Gamblin Man
{73}{136}Oli joulun aika,|toivon aika.
{140}{241}Toivoin, että minulla oli tarpeeksi leipää,|tehdäkseni 274 meetvurstileipää.
{252}{395}Ne olivat listaa varten. Varastin Homo-Kennyn|lounaan joka päivä 5. ja 6. luokalla.
{421}{502}Yhtenä päivänä pureskelin Kennyn voileivän,|syljin sen pois ja tungin sen hänen kurkkuunsa.
{506}{578}Pitäisiköhän se laskea?|Periaatteessa hän söi sen.
{582}{644}Lomat olivat toivon aikaa myös Randylle.
{648}{700}Hän oli viimeinkin tekemässä|siirtonsa Catalinan suhteen.
{704}{807}Rakkausrunoni on melkein valmis.|Mikä sana rim

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<i>[ Earl Narrating ] You know that guy
you see going into the convenience store...</i>

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<i>when you stop off in that little town
on the way to Grandma's house?</i>

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<i>Sort of shifty lookin' fella who buys
a pack of smokes, a couple lotto scratchers...</i>

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<i>and a tallboy
at 10:00 in the mornin'?</i>

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<i>The kind of guy you wait to come out
before you and your family go in?</i>

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<i>Well, that guy's me.</i>

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?eviri ekaan@hotmail.com

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<i>Benim i?in, hapishane ailemle
birlikte uzun bir tatile benziyor.</i>

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<i>Daha ?ok uyuyorum,daha az geziyorum.</i>

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Uyan, uyan, elini penisinden ?ek.

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Bu g?venlik i?in.

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E?lenceli oldu?unu d???nd???m
yeni bir arkada? kat?ld? aram?za

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uyurken kimse ?eki?tirmesin diye.

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M?d?riyet seni g?rmek istiyor.

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<i>¿Conoces a ese tipo de sujeto
que sólo hace cosas malas</i>

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<i>y después se pregunta
por qué su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, ese era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba,</i>

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<i>siempre me esperaba algo malo
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Ahí fue cuando me di cuenta
que tenía que cambiar</i>

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<i>Asi

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<i>¿Conocen a la clase de tipo que no
hace más que cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y luego se pregunta por qué
su vida es horrible?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo bueno me pasaba...</i>

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<i>...había algo malo que me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>¡Karma!</i>

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<i>Entonces me di cuenta
de que tenía que cambiar.</i>

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¡Lo hicimos!

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Dos cervezas, Hombre Cangrejo.

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Enseguida, Earl.

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<i>Cada vez que tacho algo de mi lista...</i>

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<i>...me siento bien por dentro.</i>

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Esto es por tachar
la número 57:

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"Le metí la cabeza a Randy
en el inodoro cuando tenía cinco".

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<i>Y esta vez...</i>

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<i>...Randy también se sintió bie

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<i>Es genial cuando todos dejamos
nuestras diferencias a un lado...</i>

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<i>...y nos reunimos
para algo importante...</i>

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<i>...como el cumpleaños
de Earl Jr.</i>

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¡Tengo 5 años!
Solo hay 4 velas.

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Sé tu edad, cariño.

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Mira.

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1, 2, 3, 4...

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...5.

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Huh.

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Esta es

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<i>Ken je die man die niets anders doet,
dan slechte dingen...</i>

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<i>en zich afvraagt,
waarom zijn leven zo klote is?</i>

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<i>Wel, dat was ik.</i>

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<i>Iedere keer dat me iets goeds overkwam,</i>

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<i>stond er altijd iets slechts op me te wachten.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Toen besefte ik,
dat ik moest veranderen.</i>

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<i>Ik maakte een lijst v

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Mi nombre es Earl.

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Lo hicimos!

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- Dos cervezas, Crab Man.
- Lo conseguiste, Earl.

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Cada vez que borraba algo de la lista,
me sentía muy bien por dentro.

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Un brindis por borrar el Nº 57.

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"Metí la cabeza de Randy en el
wáter cuando tenía 5 años".

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Y en esta ocasión, Randy
también se sentía así.

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Gracias por limpiar el wáter ante

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Avete presente il tipo che non
fa altro che cose sbagliate

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Eppoi si chiede perche' la sua vita
faccia schifo

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Be', quello ero io.

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,
qualcosa di cattivo mi attendeva dietro l'angolo.

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Karma.

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Questo ? stato il momento in cui ho capito di dover cambiare.

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Cosi' ho fatto una lista di tutte le azioni sbagliate
che ho commesso e le r

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<i>Mentiría si dijera que el Número 86
de mi lista no me ponía nervioso:</i>

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<i>"Le robé el coche a una coja."</i>

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¡Dijiste que me querías!

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<i>Entiendo por qué se enfureció tanto.</i>

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<i>El coche era como una pierna para ella.</i>

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Por favor, déjame explicarte.

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Eres un desgraciado.

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Vaya, te mueves muy bien
con esa pierna, Didi

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<i>Conocen esa clase de tipo
que sólo hace cosas malas...</i>

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<i>...y se pregunta por qué
su vida apesta?</i>

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<i>Bueno, así era yo.</i>

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<i>Cada vez que algo
bueno me ocurría...</i>

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<i>...algo malo me esperaba
a la vuelta de la esquina.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Eso fue lo que me hizo cambiar.</i>

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<i>Así que hice una lista con todas

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<i>Some things are so amazing,</i>

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Yeah, I don't know
if I want to win like that.

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<i>you have to capture them on film,
like UFOs or bigfoot.</i>

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<i>I figured I better get out of town
until Ralph calmed down.</i>

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<i>Or Joy doing volunteer work.</i>

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<i>And since that could take
till forever,</i>

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Cherry... button.

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<i>I decided it'd be

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Sapete quel tipo di persona che non fa altro
che cattiverie

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e poi si chiede perché la sua vita fa schifo?

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Beh, quello ero io

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Ogni volta che mi succedeva qualcosa di buono,

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c'era sempre qualcosa di negativo dietro l'angolo

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Karma.

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E' lì che ho capito che dovevo cambiare

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Quindi ho fatto una lista di tutte
le cose cattive che ho fatto

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<i>Ni vet den typen av kille
som bara gör dåliga saker..</i>

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<i>Och sedan undrar varför
hans liv suger?</i>

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<i>Det var jag.</i>

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<i>Så fort något bra hände mig,</i>

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<i>Så väntade det alltid
något dåligt runt hörnet.</i>

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<i>Karma.</i>

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<i>Det var då jag insåg att jag
var tvungen att förändra mig.</i>

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<i>SÃ¥ jag gjord

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Miért te tapogatsz?

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Hol az a nõi õr, aki úgy néz ki,
mint a Pittsburgh Steelers hátvédje?

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Beteg lett, így azt mondták, nekem
kell megmotoznom az összes nõt,

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mert ha valamelyik perel,
én veszthetek a legkevesebbet.

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Hoztam neked egy kis sütit, pár zoknit,
amiket én kötöttem meg magazinokat.

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Mivel nem engedték, hogy
szexlapokat hozzak be,

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telerajzoltam a tévéújságot
mocskos dolgo

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<i>Era época de Navidad,
una época de esperanza.</i>

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<i>Y yo esperaba tener suficiente pan...</i>

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<i>...para hacer 274
emparedados de embutido.</i>

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<i>Eran para la lista.</i>

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<i>Número 146: Robé el almuerzo de Kenny
todos los días en quinto y sexto grado.</i>

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Un día mastiqué un
emparedado de Kenny...

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...lo escup&